06/23/2005

The New Godzilla Flick: Movie Of The Year

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

So I’ve been seeing lots of movies lately, thanks to the Subway Cinema Asian Film Fest…

SURVIVE STYLE 5+

This film from Japan has five different groups of folks, each with their own story, intersecting and converging throughout: a man who can’t seem to kill a silent (and indestructible) woman, three young burglars that have to deal with burgeoning homosexuality, an ad executive whose genius goes unrecognized, a hardworking loving family man who takes his family to a popular hypnotist that turns him into a chicken right before he is killed by a pair of assassins and is then permanently stuck as a bird, and finally the two aforementioned killers, one of which is Vinnie Jones, British soccer hooligan/actor extraordinaire who goes around jabbing people with tiny dagger from a black purse that has a skull and crossbones and is completely covered in glitter. But of course, its much more than just all that.

Like all new wave Japanese flicks, the story is absurd, yet grounded, the editing and pacing is light and fast, yet never overwhelming, the characters are characters, but still entirely relatable and sympathetic, the soundtrack has plenty of Japanese punk and wacky sound effects, and while the things drag a tiny bit near the end, the film never outstays its welcome and you just feel really good in the end.

Its really one of those films that you instantly know is awesome, but you’ll have to see six more times to truly understand why.

THE LATE BLOOMER

Wow…. trust the Japanese to make a movie about a drunken, angry handicapped guy that goes around killing folks cuz he can’t get laid and make it boring as fuck. And yet, even though I really didn’t enjoy myself (and I know MK felt the same exact way), I’m still really glad I saw it (and MK feels the say way too).

It’s challenging to say the least; to watch a guy with cerebal palsy go nuts because he hates the world for an hour and a half is a real job and a half, but the director knew this and made it his job to make the view feel so uncomfortable at times to get his intended messages across. At first I was really bothered by the fact that the main character kills off such an interesting and like-able friend of his early on, but I guess that was part of the whole point.

Adding to the effect is the fact that it was shot on video, then transferred to film, and then made into black & white. Plus it’s obvious that the director is Chris Cunningham fan. I also have to add that the music was fucking insane, and very awesome, which is this experimental hybrid of noise and chiptunes. Plus the last shot in the film might be one of the most satisfying moment in a movie, at least for me personally, that I’ve seen in a very longtime.

GODZILLA FINAL WARS

I mean this with total seriousness and sincerity when I say Godzilla Final Wars is one of the greatest things ever. The film’s producers have claimed that this will be the last Godzilla film ever, and I must say, it will be nearly impossible to top it.

Even though I’ve been a huge Godzilla fan since all my life, even I have to admit that 99% of the films are not that great; they’re almost all rather dull and rather unsatisfying. This one completely fixes all that.

Real quick story: when the festival was announced, I was literally checking the Subway Cinema every fifteen minutes to ensure that I would have Godzilla tickets. When the chance finally arrived, I got two, one for me and the other for Jason, who’s easily the biggest diehard G-fan that I know off. Later when MK said she wanted to go, I was afraid the movie was all sold out and it was. But when thankfully, the nice folks at Subway Cinema was awesome enough to provide me with a complimentary ticket! I guess they saw that I had spent over $130 on the festival and figured I was worth. But yeah, thanks! MK loved the movies just as much as Jason, and she’s a total novice when it comes Godizlla; it was that good.

I could write a whole thesis on the brilliance of the film, but instead, here’s a list of why the movie rocked so goddamn much…

- Total non-stop action. Seriously, the fighting, the destruction, the kung fu… it just wouldn’t end, and it never once got old.
- Then there’s Godzilla himself (or is it a she? I forget), who was in top form, doing what he does best, beating the tar out of other monsters, about 11 in total, including some of this all time greatest foes. Plus there’s mind controlling aliens!.
- The American Godzilla makes an appearance as well. Whereas Godzilla and the rest are all in good old fashioned, giant rubber suits, the way God intended, Godzilla USA is the only one to be in CGI (of a shitty quality, on purpose of course). And just to see his ass getting handed to him by the real deal was in itself worth the price of admission.
- You know how in every Godzilla flick, the human story is just an annoying time filler. Not this one; I was actually entertained and interested in what the people were doing!!!
- Speaking of the people, the highlight was easily Don “The Predator” Frye. I guess it helps that Jason and especially myself are huge fans of his Mixed Martial Arts work, but the guy was just awesome in film. He wasn’t in it for just five minutes, he was easily one of the stars, with great one-liners and a super cool huge hat.
- Plus the human (well alien really) bad guy was also totally awesome. Just the right mix of pure evil and camp. And the hint of Billy Zane certainly didn’t hurt either.
- One of the very best moves that Toho, the folks behind Godzilla series, did was getting Ryuhei Kitamura, who’s super hot right now in Japan, to helm the movie. He’s like the perfect combination of Ang Lee and Sam Raimi, so just think of the fighting from Crouching Tiger, plus the wackiness of Evil Dead, plus rubber monsters and you have this movie. Plus like all Kitamura flicks, there plenty of wanna-be Matrix fighting and action, but easily outdoes it inspiration.
- Final Wars is meant to be a homage to all the classic films, so almost every element, but especially the story, is like bits and pieces from the ten best Godzilla films all tightly compressed into one. Those who are new to Godzilla will easily enjoy themselves, but the hardcore types will wet their pants to every little loving detail.
- The music was awesome, and again a tribute to the classic flicks, with a 70′s butt rock soundtrack, courtesy of Keith Emerson (formerly of Emerson, Lake, and Palmer). Though there was also a super hot techno remix of the original Godzilla theme.
- Fuck, even the beginning title sequence kicked ass! Thanks to the genius of Kyle Cooper; Toho really went all out this time around.
- All that, and Mothera, and Godzilla’s kid. Nuff said.

… But yeah, see this movie the first chance you get.

BATMAN BEGINS

I took a break from the Asian Film Fest to finally catch the new Batman last night. And while the first Tim Burton flick will always be a sentimental favorite, there’s no denying that this new one is the best big screen Batman adaptation ever. Its finally nice to see the pissed off, totally mental at times Batman in a movie; I still say that Michael Keaton’s cool demeanor was extremely effective, but Christian Bale totally dialed in the character.

Speaking of, just damn near everything was top-notch, but it was the superb cast that really made the movie, especially Michael Caine’s rendition of Alfred. And Gary Oldman as Gordan is the very definition of brilliant casting.
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I’ve been so busy this past week that I haven’t had the chance to surf the web and see what’s going on in games. But Nintendo was in town a few days ago, so I got to try out their new offerings…

- The first thing I picked up was the Game Boy Micro, and I gotta admit, it was not as hard to handle as I thought. The new screen is super crisp and nice, but that’s entirely due to it being so small, which was not that difficult to play with. And while the system is still playable with only a tad bit of discomfort, its still uncomfortable nonetheless, and I have fairly small hands for a guy.

- Finally got the chance to play the new Zelda game. It played awesomely, as expected, but sorry, I’m still not a fan of the art style. Don’t get me wrong, its very pretty…. and rather generic. I really hopes it sells a billion copies so all those bitching about the Wind Waker look can finally shut the fuck up.

Anyway, I played the one demo level that was featured at E3, where you’re riding horseback and fending off baddies, and it sure as hell was more enjoyable than sailing around in a boat.

- So I finally got to play Meteos, and I’m afraid what everyone has been saying is true: if you actually try and play the game, its pretty hard, but if you just wildly scratch the screen you’ll do really well. And Dave laughed when I told him the game was originally inspired by the show 24.

- I got to watch the Dance Dance Revolution Mario game in action. I think I might have been the only in my Nick Mag crew that dug the music, though I’m a sucker for old school Nintendo tunes, so no big surprise there. But the game really does have “jump the shark” written all over it. Plus, the DDR games all feature totally psychedelic stuff happening in the background, while this one just has Mario gettin’ jiggy with it. Eh…

- Yet Mario Baseball still looks pretty awesome. And the Mario soccer game that I played was not that bad.

- Tried out Kirby Canvas Curse, which everyone has been gushing about, and I just couldn’t get into it. And again, this is why the best thing about the DS is also one of the biggest negatives: some games you just can’t pick and play, you have to really know what to do beforehand and learn it, and I just couldn’t figure out what to do.

- Unfortunately, Animal Crossing DS was not on hand…

- But thankfully, Nintendogs was, and I can say with confidence after playing it that I now have to get a DS.

…. But like I said, I haven’t really been keeping up with things for the last few days, so I’m totally out of the loop. Though between some things late last night, I did come across a site that shows you how to set up Super Mario question blocks in your neighborhood.

Also, during dinner before Batman, MK gave me a Mario pixel bottle cap which came out a while ago in Japan, from a store she came across while getting a haircut. So I had her take me to it and I got another, once plus Mario pixel magnet for the fridge at home, and another Mario stage scene. The store is JP-Gift, and is on St. Marks, between 1rst Ave and Ave. Its a small little shop, but they have lots of cool stuff; be sure to check it out if you’re in NYC.

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06/17/2005

Days Of Futures Past

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

- Now that MoCCA has passed, with the result being a new mountain of comics to keep me busy for the next several weeks (in addition to all the stuff MK had already lent me, plus a couple of books from previous shows that I never got around to reading), my mind is now on films.

The summer movie season for me is officially in effect, via the Subway Cinema Asian Film Festival, which kicks off tonight with Survive Style +5. Then later in the weekend I’m gonna try and catch Batman Begins if possible; I’ve been hot and cold about it since day one, but as a long time Batman fan, I have to see it. Though its gonna take more than it being just not directed by Joel Schumacher for me to fall in love it with (sorta how like Episode 3 fans have been far too forgiving just because it’s not as bad as the first two new episodes).

- On Wednesday I caught Howl’s Moving Castle, the latest Miyazaki flick, and as much as I really wanted to like the film, I just couldn’t. The animation was stunning, no surprise there, but the story made zero sense, and everything, though especially the characters, were all just a colossal mess. I was totally into the movie up until the 50% mark, but things just went all screwy. At first I was fine with that, and even found the confusion enjoyable (which is a common trait in most Studio Ghibli films actually), but near the end I just couldn’t make heads or tails of what was going on, or why characters were doing what they were doing. Hell, there was one aspect, which I guess I could go into later but won’t right now since its a major plot-point, was distinctly un-Miyazaki like.

And the bottom line is if you have a story driven by characters who are afflicted by, in this case, a curse, which drives their motives and actions, and in a very specific manner, but then it all gets dropped, then I’m sorry, I’m going to not only feel disappointed, but even insulted a tad bit.
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- If you head over to Gamasutra, you’ll (finally) find my interview with Eric Zimmerman. Its a good read for anyone interested in the state of game degsin, game academia, and New York dev scene, straight from one of the key figures himself.

Also, not sure how long its been on the newstands, but the current (July) issue of Tips & Tricks has my photos from the Nintendo World Store can be in the Collector’s Closet.

- On a side note, I was at the store the other day and they do not sell component cables for the GameCube as I had been led to believe (son a bitch). I just got component hook-ups for the PS2 and everyone was right, it looks incredible. I’ll probably get Xbox cables later this afternoon.

I got the PS2 cables yesterday at Circuit City, and while strolling through the game section while not looking for anything in particular, I came across… and immediately snatched… Space Raiders, a game which I have to assume almost no body knows about. Its a fun next-gen rendition of Space Invaders by the folks who created it actually. Plus its apparently super rare so I guess I could make a handsome profit from it if I ever tire of the game.

And real quick, I finally played God of War earlier this week as well, and everyone was right about that game was well; its fucking incredible! Though if its as hard as everyone says, I’m worried…

- But the real big video game news this week, at least for me, is that a new Genesis game is coming out soon. Seriously. It’s called Beggar Prince and its an old Taiwanese RPG that’s being translated by the folks from the homebrew scene (the folks behind Super Fighter actually), and its even going to be released on a 4MB cart!

Truth be told, I’m not that big a RPG guy, but hey, it’s a new game for the Sega-fucking-Genesis.

Also, here’s a site that features all the various ways that people have played around with the Sega logo in the beginning of Genesis games. Plus check out this video which pays tribute to Sega.

- Meanwhile, Sega has just introduced a new community site called Sega Link in Japan. It’s basically a social network hub that allows members to play simple parlor games and a few PC ports of Genesis, Saturn, and Dreamcast games.

Something like this is what Nintendo might (or certainly should) adopt in the near future, like for the Revolution. Afterall, Nintendo has had communities, or “clubs”, for years in Japan; when you buy games you get points towards some cool stuff like toys, shirts, and even special edition controllers, games, and consoles (like the very first Famicom edition GBA was). This kind of stuff is just perfect for Nintendo’s fans in America, who have been wanting something like Japan’s Mario Club or the Sega Link for years. I too have been registering Nintendo games forever for “nothing in return”…

Also on a semi-related note, many are hoping that Sega’s Genesis catalogue might also make it onto the Revolution as well. That would be indeed awesome.

- It’s been revealed that the new Sonic collection for the GameCube will have additional unlockable games. Streets of Rage has been confirmed I think, due the connection with the name (the series is called by the much cooler Bare Knuckles in Japan) and some other Mega Drive/Genesis game called Bonanza Brothers, which I’ve never played.

All I care about is Knuckles Chaotix making the package, and that’s it.

- Oh, and in case you haven’t heard, emulation on PSPs running firmware v1.5 is now possible. Most are having a ball playing old SNES games on the Sony portable. Its funny how the best thing to play on the PSP, if you do the work, is Zelda.

- Meanwhile Nintendo is also trying to give the whole multimedia thing a go with the Play-Yan, which allows the GBA and DS play movies and mp3s via a flash card. Last week Gamespot posted play test of the thing, and here ‘s a video from IGN of the unique humming bird/ guy with bathtub user interface (plus you’ll get to some really weird Japanese DS commercial in action).

- Something else DS related: I forget if I’ve talked about it before (I’ve been meaning to, but I always get sidetracked), but there’s a game in Japan that’s suppose to test our your brain (it’s literally called “Brain Testing” or something very similar) via complex math and logic puzzles. Well, I’ve managed to come across a video. People assure me that its a lot of fun to play; don’t bother trying to watch it unless you were a fan of those education vids that try to explain algebra via motion graphics.

- Back to Sony, though not exactly game related, check out this amazing tech demo. Funny how it’s called the “Sony Revolution”, though I’m not sure if that’s the official name or anything. I could easily see something like this for the… say…. PS4? Maybe PS5 actually.

- The other big game news is that the insert credit forums is dead. Earlier in the week, everyone got an email from a hacker who informed us that the message board was hacked and destroyed (plus how he fucked our moms or something). Since everything single bit was wiped out, even the archives, things must start anew, so I guess the next iteration of the forums is currently being constructed as I type this.

Well this was obviously bad news; I know the place has a really bad rep and all, but I rather enjoyed it and found the ic forums to be a fun, and even on occasion, an intellectually stimulating alternative to places like the GAF and YayHooray. Though truth be told, and I know I’m doing the same clich?d, tired bit that every other ic veteran tends to say, but the place was getting a bit stale near the end, mainly due to inane in-fighting among certain diehard members. Though that’s not the only reason why I won’t be rushing to register when it goes live once more…
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Basically, I have a problem, and that is I’m becoming seriously burnt out. I’ve been so busy for so long, and have so many responsibilities, that its killing my enthusiasm and energy level, no matter what the task at hand. And this really sucks cuz I have some pretty potentially awesome projects going on right now, some of which I’ve worked very hard to get into motion in the first place. Plus I’ve become super flakey at following up on stuff and keeping contact with friends and associates. So to those of you who are upset that I’ve been late with something or that I just haven’t written or called back, I publicly apologize (though I’m certain that it affects almost no body who reads this site, but whateva).

And to deal with the stress and the malaise, I’ve developed another problem. And this is a pretty sad admission, though perhaps its not all that surprising, but I am in fact an internet addict. I spend way too much time online surfing, looking for “wacky sites” (which includes videos of people in awkard/hummilating/painful situations. foreign commericals, and robots fighting, plus pics of girls… yes I have a girlfriend, but I’m still a guy, and at least I admit it), but mostly going to message boards. I do it at work and I do it at home, even though I have so many other more important things to do at both ends. Its actually quite disgusting (and doing very little good for my health might I add), though its not so bad that it prevents me from doing work, but the fact that being online is a major component both helps and hurts.

Having a blog certainly makes my situation a bit worse, though I try my best to not spend too much time on it. Additionally, I try my very best to make it a worthwhile read and not whine about stupid shit like how depressed I am or drag dirty laundry into the public eye. And if I complain, I at least try to it a somewhat humorous fashion. But I still find them overall sorta dumb, and its both funny and sad when people take them too seriously. Hence why I rarely read any, even friends’; if I really wanted to know how they are doing, I’d rather ask them myself, and that’s the way it should be. And as I’ve stated before, the only real reason I do a blog is touch base with people that I personally don’t know. Plus it does a great job of attracting the attention of editors who have paying gigs.

So there you go, I somewhat have to be online a lot (what a ridiculous problem, huh?), which is one of the main parts of the problem. As careful as I am, such as not getting into stupid flamewars on fourms, I do occasionally find myself getting into the virtual dick waving contest of being the first to “discover” and introduce some wacky website for others. I mean, seriously, what’s the point? Am I that better a person for unearthing that strange video of Japanese woman doing aerobics with standing upright poodles? Okay, maybe poor example, but my point is that I’m becoming quite conscious of how much time I spend online and its not something to be proud of.

… Jesus Christ, I’ve written too much on such an inane subject; so is this my good-bye letter to updating this site and the internet in general? No, of course not, I’m not that stupid, or that strong either. Hell, I wish I could cut the internet cold turkey (just refer to reasons stated earlier). I’m just saying that I need a vacation, both from work and the internet, but since the latter isn’t that feasible, I’m going to at least try to cut back a bit. Hence why being free of just one forum, insert credit’s, is actually a blessing of sorts. I’ll definitely lurk there that’s for sure, but perhaps only that. I don’t know.

Maybe I should just cut down on message boards in general and just go back to what I do best: concentrating on finding stupid stuff created by furries.

- As for a vacation, where will I go? For a while I was thinking about going back home to Washington; my high school reunion is coming up next month.

The things is, I was not a popular kid in high school. I wasn’t a total loser or anything, I had a small group of close friends and was known (and generally liked) by various others social circles, but that’s pretty much it. Just another face in the crowd, more or less.

… Actually, I did assault this one kid in the middle of art class… he was a total tool that was giving a friend of mine a hard time, via the ol “nobody likes me, I’m a freak, so I’m going to make you feel super guilty for not dating me by pretending to be suicidal by forcing you to stay up all night on the phone with me” song and dance. Plus the guy plagiarized my artwork which promptly lead me to punch him in the face 13 times. I should know the exact number since it was all caught on digital video, which I used in a school project, and got an A! Did I mention that he had bow-leggism and was called “Crutch”? But anyway….

I moved to NYC right after high school to study cartooning, where I’ve been ever since. I went first back home about two years after heading east and was amazed by how everyone from school all of a sudden remembered who I was; seems word had spread about me going to “The Big Apple” But the bottom line was that most had not taken the initiative to pursue a higher education or follow what they wanted to do. Some went to community college or joined the Army, but most just stuck around getting high and working shitty 9 to 5 jobs, with the only goal in mind being to have enough cash to finance the next monster beer/pot party. So all of a sudden, I had become a celeb of sorts, and even the once popular folks who previous didn’t even know about me were asking me about NYC and the such. This would continue for the next few years. At first, it was a real ego booster; afterall, I was just a college student and still a no body really, yet I was getting all this attention. But after awhile, it began to get a bit sad and depressing, hearing these folks’ lives get worse and more wasteful. And now when I go back home, I avoid all the popular spots like bars and the like.

Which is why ten years later, I have zero interest in attending. Some suggest that it might be worth it for a good laugh, to see how far the popular folks really did fall, but that’s rather pointless in my eyes. Plus its ain’t worth the $400 I would have to spend on airfare, $60 on the reunion itself, and any extra costs associated with traveling. Though the biggest problem is that I don’t have a car, let alone a license, and would need folks to give me a lift, which would really make me feel as if I was back in high school. Anyway, I have my two good friends from back home that I stay in touch with, and that’s all that I need. Also, the one person that I would want to touch base with, Chicken Boy, is sadly dead.

- I was going to say that instead, I”ll just use the money on a variety of stuff, but then I realized that I technically already have, on a new TV, the Xbox, and a shitload of comics, games, and DVDs, so at least I know how to spend my vacation time.

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06/13/2005

The Reunion: MoCCA Weekend 2005

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

And what a weekend it was…

On the friday before, MK and myself, as well as Robin, went to pick up our badges at MoCCA offices. In the lobby we ran into Andy Runton waiting for the elevator, and upstairs I got the chance to chat with Toby Craig and Dalton Webb. For me, its not the comics that gets me most excited about MoCCA, its the people, the chance to see folks whom you haven’t seen in, often case, a whole year. It’s like a reunion, with “that’s been going on?” answered in the form of a brand new comic book.

MoCCA keeps getting bigger every year, with more and more events relating to it popping up everywhere. I knew that I had to hit the Meathaus party that night to hopefully see some old friends, as well as the grand opening of Live Fast to see Joe‘s work on the walls. But before all that was June‘s birthday dinner which saw not only her and bunch of others from that circle (including the mysteriously absent as of late Brian Green) but the Brothers Brett, together in public, for the first time in ages. I literally hadn’t seen Rod in years, the person most responsible for me being so knowledgeable of the import gaming scene in the past six or seven or so years.

And it was during dinner where a plan was hatched concerning my father, who is a bit of a curiosity amongst all my friends. The thing is, my friends take great pleasure in hearing about my crazy stories, especially those involving my dad (and my impression of him is also a big hit). The fact that I have not been able to provide any pictures of the guy, despite requests from all my friends for years now, has only enhanced the enigma. So my gift to June? A detailed layout of my hometown, including all the places my dad frequents so when Joe and June go to Washington state later this summer, they can observe (well, more like stalk) the man and the myth. Though if the schedule had worked out, I think it would be awesome if Joe (or hell, maybe even June) were to show up to my high school graduation as me.

After dinner, the three of us then went to the Cake Shop, site of the Meathaus party. But I guess we were a bit too early (even though we were well past the official start) since no one was there aside from Andy Bodor, the proprietor of the establishment (who also runs Alt.Coffe and is the brother of my old boss at SVA) and Roger Human Being, who was busy setting up for his set later in the night. But it was nice and air conditioned so MK insisted on sticking around, plus the place sold records and books so there was plenty to look around. I ended up getting two packs of old Tron trading cards and a used children’s book adaption of The Black Hole (funny how the whole ending of the film is mysteriously absent), plus a pack of movie cards from it as well.

We then headed to Live Fast (meeting Richie from the Beer Drinking Fools along the way). The place was totally packed, with Joe buried inside, surrounded by many peers and admirers, among them Dr. Chud, whom folks might know as the drummer from the Misfits (Joe currently does all the artwork for Chud’s current project). There were plenty of other faces all crammed inside, including various Japanese kids from Kenny’s circles, plus a girl who I used to flirt with online.

Long story short: back when I was single and unemployed, I used to spend an inordinate amount of time at makeoutclub.com hitting on nerdy and indie girls (this also where I learned about the term “emo” before it became some big, and very annoying thing). Anyway, of the many dozens and dozens of girls I used to talk with (and that’s a very conservative generalization) was this one girl who was into just then burgeoning alternative porn scene. Needless to say, I found her fascinating, (course anyone who willing passed along pics of their boobs was on my a list in no time… hey what can I say? I was lonely and bored at the time). At one point, I was going to attend some sex party that she had invited me to, but I chickened out at the last minute, and it was a good thing since afterwards she noted the high concentrate of assholish guys who would just grab anyone girls ass, even though they were clearly too busy to defend themselves, at least those in the middle of giving a blowjob (which I guess is a rude thing to do in such an occasion). Things fizzled out quickly thereafter due to some argument we got regarding an Onion parody pie chart in which she claimed that it was her that was being referenced, though I still say here generic name (at least for a dominatrix) meant it could have serioulsy been anybody.

Back to Friday night: once the store became too hot and too crowded inside, the three of us decided to head back to the Cake Shop. Though along the way we stopped into a cukcake shop since we spotted June and the rest of her party enjoying desert, so after talking for a while, and cooling down, it was finally back to the Meathaus party which by then was in full motion. Got to see Farel again, which is always a treat; the guy will always be one of my very best friends and is just plain awesome. There plenty of others from the Meathaus crew on hand of course, including Mu Wen Pan, Chris McDonald, and Rob Donnelly, plus Abby, Jenny, and even my roommate Stehpy. Also chatted with the guy who runs the Comic Legal Defense fund, though I forget his name (nice guy though). Found out that Roger has a new job, working at Moby’s restaurant, and discovered that as a boss, the guy’s sort of a pussy (gee, big surprise there, huh?). We didn’t stick around long since, you know, the con was the next day…
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As for the show, it was entirely as expected: an avalanche of awesome books, minis, and zines. In terms of the quality of the work that was available, it technically wasn’t the best year ever (though much of it was still strong nonetheless) but on a personal side, it was easily the most fun. Among the highlights (as well as some of the stuff I got)….

- The very first thing I got was Bryan Lee O’Malley’s very much long awaited Scott Pilgrim Vol. 2, which isn’t even in stores till tomorrow. O’Malley was super nice and even did a small sketch for my copy (everyone, including MK was gushing over theirs… and I did too). And the “I’m a Scottaholic” button was pretty keen was well. I got the sense that he really digs talking with folks familiar with Canada; I’m not from the Great White North, but I went there often while living in Washington, plus I still enjoy its television.

- I also snagged volume 2 of Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles and finally got to meet Neil Swaab who both MK and Robin know from the Syracus comics connection (which is also from where Nicholas Gurewitch hails from). Neil was super, super nice and I actually snagged a special MoCCA edition of the book that’s limited to only 30 copies! I’m lucky #20.

- Abby was there with her collected Dolltopia, as well as her boyfriend Matt Loux with his new book F-Stop which I finally picked up. He even drew me a cute pic of Link fighting the level 1 dragon boss from the very first Legend of Zelda (and in the very same style as he appears in its instruction manual).

- I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I am Tim Kelly‘s biggest fan. I just absolutely love his comics, which IMHO some of the funniest stuff out there, plus I really enjoy his style. This year’s show he had something a bit different, something more serious; a comic all about his daughter who has autism, which was both humorous and even touching.

- Naturally, Dave, Raina, John, and Marion had their table crammed with tons ‘o stuff, including the latest Quicken Forbidden and the newest Take Out. And Toby and Dalton had their own table; I got the collected Punish the Dead, which was highlighted in a now famous LiveJournal thread, and the one book I was worried that would be sold out by the time I got around to getting a copy of my own.

- Another super friendly guy, even by comic book people standards? Jim Rugg, the guy behind Street Angel. And once I revealed that I was MK’s boyfriend (the guy is like a super fan of Catfight), he outright refused to take my money for issue 1.

- Yet another ultra nice guy? Jim Mahfood, who simply gave me his latest comic, Felt, once he found out that I we shared a connection with Farel (hey, everyone just loves Farel). Plus, I think he was just happy to know that someone really dug that Spider Man at the beach story that he did a few years ago.

- Speaking of Farel, he had another awesome shirt for sale, but MK managed to grab the last one. But the guy promises to send me another one once he makes more later this summer. And I really can’t complain since he gave me a beautiful silkscreen print that I have to get framed (along with another nice big one he gave me for my birthday a few years back).

- Jordan Cooper was at the con, and was kind enough to pass along a CD of his instrumental music. He also had for sale a mocumentary about a fake cartoonist that I picked up.

- Jamie Tanner is another friend of MK and Robin’s, and had a new book on hand. Besides being an all around super nice guy (yeah, I know I’ve said that too much already, but I can’t help it if its true), the dude already has 1,000 cool points for doing a comic about a penguin that’s a crime scene photographer with a sexual fetish.

- There’s always a mountain of comics at MoCCA to sift through and it’s impossible to get everything that looks interesting, so one has to be selective. For me, if its supposed to be funny, and if it can make me laugh out loud in a heartbeat, then I have to get it. The one book that got the best reaction out of me was easily Robert Ullman‘s Squirrel Boy. I have the guy’s previous minis, which is basically just pin up pics of cute bikini babes (and good ones at that), but this one is his first all ages book and is one of those comics that has a punch-line so funny that I can’t help but crack up each time I see it.

- Someone who’s work that I’m rapidly becoming a big fan of is Alec Longstreth. Not only are his comics awesome, but… wait for it…. he’s simply such a rad guy (plus someone whom I would love to hang out with as well). He had a few new things available, including a zine that’s all about the Dvorak keyboard.

I also got some issues of Soft Smooth Brain, a series of jam minis, and Pencil Fight, a zine that’s along the vien of Giant Robot and Super 7, from Alec’s buddy Bwana Spoons.

- Perhaps the only really big low point for me was the weather. To put it lightly, I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND THIS MOTHERFUCKING WEATHER. If there’s one thing that I’ve always done my very best to avoid is complaining about the weather, since in my mind its rather pointless given that its totally out of anyone’s hands, yet here I am, doing what I always said would be the first true sign of “being old”. I just can’t help it; I’ve been so frustrated by the uncooperative that I just want to scream sometimes (or maybe punch something).

So MK & I had a small get together, a BBQ planned at my place after the show on Saturday. The idea was to invite just a small group of friends to give them a chance to eat up and rest; I never made a formal announcement since I wanted a light gathering and not a full borne party, though when I mentioned it to a few folks, word did spread and eventually it was more than a just few people who knew about it. Even John mentioned that by Saturday afternoon it was taking shape as the happening party.

And of course, by the end of the day, it started to rain. At first, I thought about outright canceling it, but MK insisted that we still give it a try. Once the rain tapered off, I began to get cautiously optimistic and mentioned it was on again, but only to a select few close friends. I then headed home early to make last minute preparations, and while at the grocery store to get some essentials, it began to poor again. By the time I got home, tired and frustrated, plus soaking wet after hauling tons of of bread, soda, and ice across ten blocks, I called it off once more. At the very least, things did taper off later in the evening and we both got to watch the fireworks display over downtown Brooklyn (they were setting things up for the 4th of July I would have to assume).

As for my aggressive tendencies, I was able to kick the shit out of some random loafs of bread that were just lying in the middle of the street the very next morning. And yes, it made me feel like a man.

- On day one of the con, I showed up in my Dark Side of the Garden t-shirt from Threadless. As mentioned earlier, I’ve known about Threadless for some time now, but finally bought a few due to the big sale they just had, and wouldn’t you know, the company is also the hottest thing as of late thanks to recent mentions in Wired and other media outlets. So to avoid looking like a goof with a shirt that every one else is wearing, I brought a “back-up”shirt just in case. Pretty ridiculous huh? Well it was totally unnecessary since I was the only one who had the shirt, which was quite a hit with folks. It even helped to sell a copy of Catfight because one guy wanted to know what the shirt was about.

The next day I wore my Consumable shirt, not worrying the same thing could happen, yet it did; Steve alerted me “Dude, there’s some fat guy wearing the same exact shirt!” and a few minutes later, our paths crossed. The expected “Dude, we’re wearing the same exact shirt!” comments were said, but the guy felt it necessary to drag the conversation well beyond 17 seconds that it was only due for a few more completely unnecessary and rather uncomfortable minutes. When Steve later said “Sorta ruins it, huh?” I had to agree.

- And yes, there were some video game people at the show.

I ran into Raina (Lee) on Sunday who informed me that I-Up #4 will finally be available at SPX (thank God, I figured I’d never see my story in print!). Plus Nick Fortugno and Ranjit Bhatnagar from gameLab was also checking things out; they were there primarily to support Amy Kim Ganter who works at gameLab as an illustrator and animator.

- Perhaps the biggest surprise was getting some minis from Chris Duffy, the senior comics editor at Nick Mag. He also brought up the topic of my old children’s story Johnny & Julia vs. the Sun and wondered what the fuck has happened to it. More than anyone else, Chris seems to be the only guy who remembers and still cares to see it come to completion. And at this point, I almost only want to see it finished just for Chris. Though I’m sure Dave would be thrilled if I was done with it as well.

- Okay, actually the biggest surprise was seeing an old friend. As I said, what makes MoCCA is awesome because you almost always get to see a long lost friend for the first time in ages, and this year it was Gerard Way. Yeah, the singer of My Chemical Romance.

I actually went to school with Gerard; he attended SVA for cartooning. I was never super close to Gerard, but always thought he was a swell, and really funny, guy, in addition to being extremely talented; Gerard was easily one of the best from the class and many expected him to be easily successes in comics. He had a band back then, and stuck with music once school was over, but I had lost contact with him, like everyone else, shortly afterwards.

Not too long ago, Joe had mentioned a band that was starting to make major waves, and that it was being fronted by an old college buddy of ours,. And not much later Dave mentioned “Dude, remember Gerard? He was on MTV last night!” So I was naturally curious to see how he’s been doing, and more to the point, if he remembered who the hell I was, and when I saw him at MoCCA he clearly did. It was definitely nice to see that he was as warm and friendly was he was back them, as well as to hear that I was included along with Dave, Joe, and Farel as the only guys from back in the day that he “gives a damn about”.

- Aside from Gerard, the only other big celeb at the show was Michel Gondry, who was there with his son who’s really into comics. And given that Gondry is French, I would have to assume that he was more than a passing interest in them as well. As awesome as it would have been to say hi to him, I just didn’t have anything good to say, other than maybe “It’s so awesome that you love Back to The Future as much as you do.” so I didn’t feel like bothering the guy.

Oh, and I didn’t see David Cross this time around.

- So the “Matt Hawkins Anthology” continues to build momentum. When I asked Katie Skelly (who aside from making uber cute comics, is one of the main reasons why MK & I are seeing each other, in a six degree sort of way) if she would be interested in contributing, she gave the most enthusiastic yes of everyone I had asked. I also promised her the chance to stop by my place in Brooklyn sometime this summer and tell her all my crazy stories. And I feel that I must also mention that I just love Robin’s impression of Katie saying, in regards to me, “He’s so angry!!!”

- Aside for the shitty weather and the subsequent cancellation of the BBQ, the only true downer was the lack of Todd Webb. As mentioned before, Todd had a nasty car accident which kept him stuck at home, and everyone knows that the guy just loves going to shows and sharing his comics. Thankfully Dave came up with the idea of passing along a sketchbook for folks to draw get well wishes, so that should further prove how much he was missed. Hopefully he’ll be in tip-top shape for this year’s SPX. I still love the drawing he did of me at last year’s MoCCA (which oddly enough was done three years from now).

And hopefully at this year’s SPX I’ll finally have a comic of my own. I know, I know, promises, promises…. but if I want to get this anthology to happen, I have to make something happen…

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