07/06/2005

… And The Rest Of The Show

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

As I mentioned before, I saw another bunch of films over my vacation, including the last part of the Subway Cinema Asian Film Festival…

MIND GAME

The one film of the festival that I’ve been wanting to catch for quite a while now, Mind Game is one of those movies that is genuinely impossible to explain or describe. As I mentioned before, its part FLCL, part Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and even parts of Waking Life and Yellow Submarine.

It starts off with a failed manga artist running into his unrequited love. They go and get dinner when all of a sudden some Yakuza thugs barge into the restaurant and rough everyone up, including the girl. But the guy, instead of rushing to her aid even though she’s about to get raped, cowers in the corner with his face in his hands and crying. The thugs end up killing him and then we see perhaps one of the greatest renditions of the afterlife I have ever witnessed in any film, cartoon, or comic ever. After a humiliating exchange with God, the guy rushes back to the living world to take charge of the situation and saves the girl, plus kills a thug in the process. A wacky car chase scene ensues and eventually the two, plus a waitress from the restaurant I believe, ends up in the stomach of the whale. And that’s where most of the film takes place.

Mind Game is the work of Studio 4∞C, a very little known, and very small, yet highly acclaimed animation house that does mostly work for hire projects; they did the Canon Fodder segment in Memories (easily the most visually impressive of the three shorts) as well as a segment for the Animatrix, and most recently did work on Steamboy. It was founded by industry vets, including folks who have directly worked on Akira, Robot Carnival, plus assorted Studio Ghibli titles, and the film represents the desire to move into a more experimental realm, and the film succeeds at that brilliantly.

Perhaps the only other thing I could compare the film to, both visually and feel-wise, is maybe FLCL, except its far more challenging, bolder, and even darker. Its also very challenging and is one of those movies that you have to see than wait a few days to let it sink it to form a proper opinion about. But you don’t have to “get it” to recognize that its easily one of the most visually compelling and unique animated films to come from Japan in a very long time.

The film’s creator, Eiko Tanaka, who also founded Studio 4∞C, was on-hand at the screening and it was rather gratifying to hear that the film did find an audience in Japan, which unfortunately will almost always let something actually good and different fall by the way side for stuff like Dragonball and Naruto. She mentioned that it opened up on just a few screens to very modest turnout number (since it was so small budget, there wasn’t much left over for advertising) but word of mouth was so strong, more and more people told others to see it till it became a bona-fide hit. Hell, even another animation house, one with no relation to the film whatsoever, started its own grassroots campaign to create buzz, which tells you a lot about the current state of Japanese animation right there.

It ain’t perfect of course; the films does drag in spots, and is a bit full of it self at times, but overall its a total success. At the very least, its worth checking out for the end sequence which is total edge of seat goodness.

THREE… EXTREMES

Its a collection of three short stories, each directed by a different person, and from a different country, and each one ends of reflecting the qualities and distinct features of its native land’s cinema.

The first was Dumplings by Fruit Chan, from Hong Kong, and its about a former actress who’s seeks to regain her youth. Her solution is to seek out some special dumplings prepared by a woman that uses a special ingredient… any guess on what? Babies? Close, but think younger. Yup, she uses fetuses. And you know a movie is gonna be awesome when you see a fetus being diced up during the opening credits.

Aside from being super disgusting and rather disturbing at times (like when you see one of the mothers), the segment was absolutely gorgeous to loot at, thanks to the cinematographer, Christopher Doyle, the man Wong Kar-Wai uses for all his films. And he even led to a funny joke from Subway Cinema figurehead Grady Hendrix when talking before the flick: “[Doyle] said he’d stop by tonight since he lives in the city but I haven’t seen him anywhere. I guess he came across a bottle of voldka on the way and had to fight it.” Haha, alcoholism is funny!

The second story was Cut by Park Chan-Wook, the Korean director who did Oldboy, which is easily one of the top Korean films I have ever seen (and which still holds the title of “oh my God that was fucked up and I think that those who feel the same way about Seven is a pussy” movie in my book). This one was about a super nice film director and a pissed off extra who decides to kidnap the nice guy because he can’t accept the fact that someone can be both rich and successful and also be a totally cool person to boot. So the nutso decides to make the director do a very bad thing, like kill some random kid off the street or watch his piano playing wife loose a finger every five minutes.

As mentioned by Subway Cinema before, it totally plays like a Tales from the Crypt story, one of those mean, sadistic, and funny stories, and something that Korean films in general are so good at doing simultaneously. Plus, it being Korean and all, there’s a fart joke.

The last was Box by Takeshi Miike, the current crown prince of crazy guy director in Japan. He makes like nine movies a year (I’m not exaggerating here) and each is pretty wild and blood. And Box was not. Instead its a creepy quiet tale about a writer who’s haunted by her circus performing childhood when she accidentally killed her twin sister. I rather enjoyed it despite it not being typical Miike-fare, but you could tell the audience was a bit disappointed with the low-key end tale. I just liked it cuz it does the whole creepy dead girl thing right for once (I personally thought Ringu and the Grude were total ass).

TETSUJIN-28

AKA Gigantor here in the states. Yet another flick that I’ve been wanted to catch for a while now, mainly cuz it has huge robots fighting (duh). This one is a total throwback to good old-fashioned family movies, the kind Disney used to make back in the 60′s. In fact, its perhaps the most straight film I’ve ever seen from Japan (though mind you I mostly see stuff from folks like Miike and Kiyoshi Kurosawa) with no real jokes, wacky situations, and the like.

Basically, its just about a boy and a robot (that’s created by the kid’s now dead dad that he has to now pilot, of course). Its one of those “Can he do it?” type of stories where the kid does a shitty job piloting the robot at first, leading to the robot getting its ass handed to him by the evil robot, so all the adults hate him, but other kids still have faith in poor guy. Excellent casting of the boy by the way, a perfect mix of “ahh… he’s so cute!” and “Jesus Christ, what a fucking pussy!” And bad guy is the classic dude with all silver clothing and all silver hair. Plus there’s a scientist from the UN who happens to be some spunky 20 year old teenage girl who like to “believe” in the boy.

The film was nothing mind-blowing, just totally by the numbers, but in this case it actually worked. And the special effects were fairly top notch. Nothing like seeing huge CG robots walk around like dudes in uncomfortable and hard to manage suits.

THE TASTE OF TEA

From the same person who directed the super bloody and violent anime sequence in Kill Bill, as well as a movie that goes by the name Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl (trust me, it wasn’t very good), comes a very quiet and tranquil look at a family in the Tokyo countryside.

The father is a practicing hypnotist. The mother is a former animator working on a short that will help her get back into the business. Her brother is a sound engineer who once took a crap on a dead mean’s skull. The grandfather sings crazy songs and makes watercolor flip-books. The son is just your average high school student that wants to impress the new pretty girl by joining the Go team. And the young daughter has a giant-sized double that she can’t get rid off no matter how hard she tries.

Again, another film that’s difficult to really describe, The Taste of Tea is just a nice slice of life piece about a quirky but caring family; there’s no real story just a couple of set-pieces that highlight their individuals traits and missions in life. The best thing about is how casual and comfortable it all really feels. It could have easily been a colossal mess of overly weird characters that have no real purpose, much like the aforementioned Shark Skin Man, but it never once stumbles and everything just clicks. Some of called it a tribute or parody of Gozu, and I suppose to see the connection, but I never once found it slow or dragging. Its surreal for sure, but never stupidly so.

GAGAMBOY

I had heard that Filipino movies are almost always extremely low budget and extremely cheesy, and Gagamboy turned out to be the perfect introduction to the genre. Basically a parody of the Spider Man mythos, its about Junie, a bright-eyed and goofy nice guy that’s in love with a girl but too shy to do anything about it, though he does his best to fend off Dodoy, his rival who’s some slick weasel that Junie used to even work (Junie used to sell ice cream but was fired for giving his away to poor kids). Anyway, Junie ends up swallowing a radioactive spider which gives him the ability to climb walls and shoot gunk which is supposed to be webbing but comes off looking like orange silly puddy. He then gets a costume made, fashioned after the comic book character Gagamboy (which seriously is one of the worst looking comics in the history of comics, even by Filipino standards) and goes about doing good deeds in the shanty town that he lives in. Think of him as the really poor man’s Spider Man. But soon Dodoy ends up swallowing a radioactive cockroach and that’s when then things really get “totally wacky!!!”

There are numerous reasons why the movie is so damn awesome… the guy who played Gagamboy is so effin’ gay but totally fun to watch, everything looks as if it was shot in the late 70′s on a budget of 200 bucks American, the “oh my God she’s scary, but I can’t stop staring at her” tailor character Gloring (the woman who makes the suit and who has an overbite that would put Mr. Ed to shame), and the fact that no one has the guts anymore to venture to the realm of slap-stick comedy. I also like how its much like the Popeye movie in the sense that everything takes place in some dirt-ball community and the same six character keeps showing up over and over again in slightly different roles, like how the resent gangster thug also happens to be a beauty contest judge. I know its been said before, but its true; if John Waters was in the Philippines makes a super hero picture, this would be it.

I can’t even begin to think when anyone else might happen to come across this onme (unless you have access to a Kim’s Video), though I wouldn’t be too surprised if Galavision or Telemundo manages to pick it up; seems like their standard 2pm Saturday fare, right after Lucha Lebre and before championship soccer.

… I also saw Land of the Dead, but I’ll skip the write up for that one (the only reason why I wrote so much about the Asian Film Fest flicks is cuz unless you go to Midnight Eye, you’ve probably never heard of most of them). But I will say that Dead of was good. Very good actually; I’ll repeat what MK said by saying that its what Day of the Dad wanted to be, with the whole mix of zombies and militia thing finally right. Plus it was nice to see Dennis Hopper and John Leguizamo together again for the first time since the Super Mario Bros Movie.

There were a few other selections from the fest that I wanted to catch, like P, the Thaiwanese hookers eating human flesh and fighting demons or whatnot movies, but I’ve been told by Russ that it’s not that hot. But as I said, Grady can make any film sound totally amazing.

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07/05/2005

The Rest

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

… And I’m back.

So my vacation went pretty much as planned: almost an entire week of doing nothing. I didn’t venture far and mostly stayed at home to catch-up on some video games as well as the mountain of movies and shows I’ve downloaded over the past few weeks that’s just been sitting around. Though I did a few other things here and there…

- Okay, I wasn’t a homebody the whole time; there was even a few trips to the beach, such as the weekend before last for the Mermaid Parade which I caught with Joe and June. There were plenty of freaks, geeks, and almost naked fat chicks dressed like mermaid to gawk at, as well as roller derby chicks from Brooklyn which were a bit more pleasing to the eye (though sadly my internet tryst was not seen rolling about). Hell, even the Underdog woman was part of the festivities. Afterwards Joe and I discussed matters relating to the upcoming “Matt Hawkins Anthology” (I think I finally have a title), we played some skee-ball at the arcade (which is now fifty cents, what a fucking sham!), I ate a corndog (of course), and Joe treated me with more of his one-man rendition of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Trust me folks, it has to be seen to be believed.

And this past weekend was John’s 4th of July party at his parents’ place in Long Island which I’ve been going to, I believe, eight years now (and as MK’s first naturally), though this year it took place on the 3rd. I basically just cooled off by sitting in the pool while watching John, Marion, Dave, Raina, MK, and a couple of John’s Star Wars line buddies play volleyball in the water. Plus there was plenty of hamburgers, hot dogs, cake, and talk about movie all throughout. There’s usually a fireworks display in the evening, but MK and I headed out a bit early to catch up with her friends in Jersey, but we still caught five different ones at the same time while on a stretch of one highway. I was originally going to spend the holiday at Steve Flack’s party but since I’ve been dragging MK along to tons of movies and to hang with my friends weekend after weekend, I figured it was only right that I finally spent some time with her circle (not that she has a problem with my friends or seeing the Filipino version of Spider Man). Plus I had seen the Brooklyn fireworks display plenty of times the past few weeks (they’ve been testing it every Sunday night all throughout June).

So we both spent the 4th on Jersey shore watching the Asbury Park display. Plus I got a chance to meet MK’s old boss Bruce from her days of selling Italian Ice (which you read all about here). The guy gave us this totally insanely huge cups of ices which proceeded to give me a monster stomach ache the rest of the weekend. Also saw MK’s dad for a bit and he had fun busting my chops for not practicing my golf swing. And I got the chance to dine on a few Wawa chicken sandwiches, and they were simply awesome.

- Finally explored a bit of Park Slope over the week. I hate to admit this, but Park Slop is pretty damn awesome. I guess the real advantage that it has over other trendy wastelands like DUMBO is that there’s actually stuff to see and do, plus the restaurants have real food. MK & I found a really neat donut shop (and I was delighted to discover that the extremely creepy, has to be a recovering child-molester, custodian from the 23rd St post office having coffee there), as well as a great Tai place. Plus we checked out some comic shops, and there was the Superhero Supply Store which had tons of cool stuff that superhero would want or need. I checked out a few of their capes (been meaning to get one for a while now) and MK almost got some grappling hooks (they were all top-notch stuff).

- Also saw a bunch of flicks over the week, mostly at the final leg of the Asian Film Fest. I’ll write about them in detail next time, but after going to numerous Subway Cinema events, I finally won a prize! Before every screening there’s always various prizes for the audience, which can either be pretty awesome (like primo DVDs and artbooks) to the uber lame (like bags of shrimp flavored chips). I myself won a General Ape shirt from Baby Milo.

I also forgot to mention that MK won a movie poster when we saw Survive Style 5+, which lead Subway Cinema co-founder and emcee extraordinaire Grady Hendrix to ask say “MK… is that your J-name?”.

And speaking of Grady, I finally got the chance to talk to him before one screening and, no surprise, the guy was super cool to chat with. Its no joke that Grady, as well as the entire Subway Cinema crew, is directly responsible for NYC being such a hot place for Asian cinema these days. So it’s a bit sad and almost ironic when he mentioned that the Asian Film Fest is pretty much it for Subway Cinema this year… I was hoping for a return of the Asian Horror fest from years past. But Asia films are such big tickets items these days that they can barely keep up, no matter how successful their ventures have been. BTW, for an awesome behind the scenes read, just check out this piece from the man himself.

- Played plenty of games naturally, including (and in some cases, finally)… Resident Evil 4 (holy shit, game of the year indeed), Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (I like it, but I find the battle engine a bit too confusing and out of control), Virtual On Marz (I expected to totally get into it thanks to the Dual Shock replicating the arcade set up easily, but I’ve been so weaned on previous console versions, like the Saturn port, that I find myself struggling), Dead Or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball (laugh all you want, but I got it cuz I love volleyball and that’s the honest truth… and it ain’t no Beach Spikers that’s for sure), Star Ocean: Till The End of Time (I found myself getting into it far easier than KOTOR just because its action based, but that might be the only reason at this point… and the main girl’s character design? Yeesh… its like those creepy anime heads that psycho cosplayers have been seen wearing as of late), Psychonauts (simply brilliant, also game of the year candidate, easily), and Haunting Grounds (which I find myself enjoying far more than I could have ever expected).

I’ve also been leaving the house to play games; all week I went to a ton of different game related press events that were held for those who didn’t go out to E3, such as myself. The highlight was easily Burnout Revenge, which was damn impressive and will force me to break my “no-EA” game buying policy this winter, as well as Lost In Blue, Konami’s Survival Kids psuedo-sequel for the DS which was also loads of fun to play.

- I also found out that I won’t be able to mod my PS2 without much headache, goddamnit. So I finally found a decent mod shop in Chinatown, and the guy advised me that I shouldn’t mod my current system. Why? Cuz I have a series 5000 model and apparently there’s a 10% or so chance that it’ll fry my system. Totally shitty news, but at least the guy was being honest and I really appreciated it. He even offered to remove the chip if it did fry the system so I could get it sent to Sony for repairs, but the last thing I want to deal with is their customer service. So I said, what if I just get the newer model PS2, the PStwo, the slim one (I have the last of the bigger, monolith model), and had that chipped? Well that should be no problem he says, but he did say that it would be best to shut the system down for ten minutes for every two hours of play. Lame. But again, at least he told me this all upfront (the slim system is series 7000 for those who are curious).

And what’s the best part of all of this? The guy mentioned that if I had a 3000 series model, then I’d have no problems. Thing is, I did have an earlier version of the PS2, one which got destroyed due to a shit mod job thanks to the assholes at J&L, the most well known Chinatown game store (I’m still pissed about that shit). So I don’t have many options; I don’t even want to deal with that slide card nonsense, and I ain’t too keen about installing a flip-top. And forget about me buying a used older model PS2 (that’s a whole different world of headache that I don’t want to think about entertaining). Basically, I’ll have to deal with Devil May Cry 3′s insane American difficulty (among other things).

At least I found some good deals online for some import Dreamcast games like Napple Tale and Border Down. Plus I even have a new DC thanks to MK, who passed along one that belonged to her brother Kevin. It’s a bit beat up, but a brand new casing can fix that, and I’ve been meaning to get one of those colored ones for a while now. Unfortunately, I believe J&L is the only place that sells them. Great…

- Plus, it hasn’t been completely easy going at home; the only real downside with living in a nice big house with a nice backyward is that there’s a lot of work involved, and my big mission over the week was the eradication of a pest control problem that was starting to take shape. First it was ants which was easy enough to handle. Then it was spiders, and the task of getting rid of them was all mine since the two girls I live with are scared to death of them. Thankfully the big fat mean cat, Brantley, finally made himself useful by pointing them out, and I had the super cuddly and friendly plus all around much awesomer cat, Lopez, eat them. But the big problem has been flies, with the worst being this past Saturday.

Long story short, my roommate Steph left some wet cat food out on the porch the Friday night prior since it was starting to rot and was stinking up the place; the cat food is actually for the dog, Flaco, which Steph’s family had taken away the day before on Thursday to take care of so she could concentrate on finishing up her masters degree (I don’t want to make such an easy joke, but the fact that the dog eats cat food might be one reason why its such a pussy), and I guess he didn’t finish his meal before leaving. Anyhow, by Saturday there was almost a dozen flies buzzing around and on the bowl so I figured that I’d just toss the food and wash out the bowl. But as I was dumping the rotting food into the trash, I discovered close to a hundred maggots all squirming about in the food. I practically projectile vomited right there on the spot, but was able to hold my composure long enough to throw everything, rotted food, maggots, and bowl, in the bag and take it to a garbage can at a far street corner, far, far away from the house. And call me a pansy but the sight made me feel ill for the next two days.

- So that, in a nutshell, was my vacaction. Exciting huh? Not very, but I’m quite happy about that actually.

Anyway, I’m back at work with plenty of to catching-up yo do, including the internet which I made been mostly avoiding the entire time of the vacation. That means 12+ days (well, at least now) worth of the GAF, YayHooray, and the other usual sites to keep me busy. At least when I arrived I had a brand new G5 to help with the task (a dual 2 GHz model with 2.5 GB of ram, plus a new 20 inch cinema display monitor), though at this point I’m pretty much have had it with Apple, though that too is for another post.

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06/24/2005

Gone Fishin’

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

So yeah, as I said before, I’m pretty burnt out. Scratch that, make it totally burnt out.

I am so friggin’ tired and exhausted (and thusly grumpy as hell) that I need a vacation, which thank God I’m finally getting; I’m taking all next week off from SVA. Plus, with the exception of a few that I already commited to, I’m also giving various freelance jobs and side projects a rest as well.

So what’s the plan for next week? Aside from catching the rest of the Asian Film Fest, going to Coney Island for the first time all year (for the Mermaid Parade), and celebrating the 4th, I’m doing absolutely nothing except sleep and play video games (I don’t know which two days it will be, but there’s definitely going to be a solid 48 hours somewhere dedicated to holing myself in my bedroom for non-stop game playing, with only sleep and bathroom breaks, plus time to cook hot dogs on the grill).

Though I still can’t ignore the fact that I’ll have an even bigger mountain of things to waiting for me afterwards. If was suggested as a joke not too long ago by Jason that I get an intern, to help with the more menial tasks (like transposing interviews that I’ve done, or just spell and grammar check my journal entires) and it was brought up again, but this time I’m seriously considering it. And the funny thing is that I already know two folks who’s already interested!

Though I’m certain that I can’t offer college credit, which is gonna be a deal breaker for sure…

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