09/08/2005

These Are The Times…

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

I know all I talk about is video games and movies and cartoons and stupid shit from the internet and all sorts of other trivial stuff, but its not as if I’m completely oblivious to the rest of the world. I haven’t really addressed what’s going happening down south, and on purpose, simply because… let’s face it… what else needs to be said at this point? I’m confident that we’re all on the same page by stating that the situation in Louisiana is beyond horrific, outrageous, hopeless, sad, and even embarrassing. In particular, our government’s complete and utter failure when it came to helping its people when they needed help most. But again, we all know this, right?

I bring this all up because of a lengthy conversation I had with Katie last night. We both feel that now more than ever, there’s undeniable proof that Bush is an incompetent and irresponsible leader, across the board, as illustrated by this terrific graphic from the Daily Show last night:

BTW, as sick as I am of everyone using the tragedy to further their own selfish political agenda, you just can’t separate what happened and politics I’m afraid. But I did express my concern over the crippling amount of apathy that the people in this country seem to have, which lead to a man which everyone hated back into the office last election, and how everyone’s prediction of impeachment and the such are completely unfounded.

Needless to say, I was livid to read in the papers this morning that some gallop poll revealed most people do not object to the way the federal government is handling the crisis, despite the resounding amount of evidence, such as the poor response time, the inane degree of political pride (if someone offers help, especially if you can’t seem to get your shit together, you take it, period) the finger pointing (which is covers up with a “this isn’t the time for finer pointing” mantra no less), or the condescending remarks (particularly from the First Lady). I guess people really don’t give a shit these days…

I recently got into an argument with someone who was understandably fed up with all the bullshit that our government give us, to the point that this person stated: “Fuck it, it doesn’t matter anymore”. And when I told this person that it’s precisely the reaction that “they” want you to have, to not feel as if anything is possible and to just sit at home and stew and not do anything. This was met with a mocking response of “okay, what do you suggest then?” I conceded that protesting and most other forms of public outcry is rather pointless (especially in this day an age where everyone has there own little soapboxes in the form of LiveJournals and other devices in the vast, and deafening sea). My answer: just fucking vote. Go out there and choose the person who you feel best represents your views and concerns. That’s it. And then tell three people to do the same. Then have them tell three people each. And so on.

This was met with a “that’ll never work” kind of response, based on the fact that one has to actually do something. Gee, just bitching and complaining alone doesn’t work! I guess the idea of having to get off your fat ass for democracy to work is just too much for some folks. I even made further concessions, by stating that its true, politics at a nation level is indeed a lost cause, since its ultimately dictated by forces that we have no influence over (oil companies as an obvious example). Which is why I’m such a strong believer in following local politics. Its not just the President we should be just worried about, but the mayor and other local representatives… they’re the one who’s decisions impact one’s life most directly. But again, that’s even more work. Guess its just easier to just bitch and complain than to do the research and be pro-active.

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Here are those pics that I mentioned before, of some of the stuff that MK & I got at the Japanese supermarket last weekend…

Fist off, some panda cookies that caught MK’s eyes:

And here’s some cookies I picked out simply because it has some of the cutest packaging ever:

Some menacing hot potato chips that MK picked up:

Here’s some packs of stuff that we had no idea what the fuck they were about, we just knew that we had to get them. They turned out to be collectable magnets with some hard candy. I think they give advice on etiquette:

A while back I mentioned my love for pro-wrestling. Well, naturally, it extends into the realm of MMA, or mixed martial arts (Jason and I are are hardcore Pride fans). So of course, a small MMA toy was a natural choice:

MK on the other hand was “awestruck” by the small collectable furniture sets. Like lots of little collectable toys and figures from Japan, the contents of the box is total random:

Thankfully she got the hipster living space that she really wanted:

And I finally got a bottle of Pocari Sweat, which I’ve been meaning to check out for years now:


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So… do you want tomorrow is? Six years ago yesterday, the Dreamcast was released, which not only provided some truly classic games via cutting edge (and dirt cheap) technology, but was also Sega’s last hurrah.

Unfortunately, I’ll be out of town all weekend for a wedding (seems like everyone’s getting married these days), so I won’t be able to play my DC, though I’ll try to sneak in some Jet Set Radio, Soul Calibur 1, Sega Rally 2, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, Crazy Taxi, Power Stone, Space Channel 5, Rival Schools, Ikaruga, and Rez (give or take a game or two) later tonight. And I highly suggest others to do the same as well.

Plus, this just give me another reason to show off this favorite pic of mine:

Oh, also tomorrow is Joe’s birthday. And again, I’ll be unfortunately out of town to celebrate. Anyway, if you’re reading this, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUKEBOY!!!

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Since I have a little bit of downtime here at work…

- So here’s what Rockman Rockman looks like:

Its basically part 1 with a graphical overhaul. Gotta say…. I’m not a big fan of this new “Chibi” Mega Man. But hey, at least the game comes with a level editor, so I’m still interested.

- Also jut announced for the PSP in Japan is the action-RPG classic Landstalker which was originally for the Genesis. No word if its a straight-forward port (which would be pointless since one could play that already on the PSP if they really wanted to) or an enhanced version, or a sequel of sorts. If they include the Saturn sequel, Dark Saviror, then that would be an awesome deal.

- Meanwhile on the DS, Monkey Ball is headed its way with a control scheme which is not necessarily a surprise, but is still very much welcome, at least to those who tried to deal with the GBA controls, such as myself (basically, you just roll the monkey ball with your stylus on the bottom screen… just like that recent Pac Man rolling game):

- There’s a new Sonic game on the way and its called Sonic Riders. Here’s the write-up, courtesy of IGN

“In Sonic Riders, Dr. Robotnik has set up a speed challenge, and all the Sonic characters, including Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna, Storm the Albatross, Jet the Hawk, Miles “Tails” Prower and Web the Swallow, have decided to compete. To the victor goes a Chaos Emerald.

Unlike the classic SEGA Saturn racer Sonic R (now appearing as a game in Sonic Gems Collection), Sonic Riders promises an “eXtreme” experience. Yes, SEGA is actually using this buzz word that we thought had died two years ago to promote the game. Sonic and friends speed through tracks on air boards, using individual special moves to strike down opponents.

Air is a big element of Sonic Riders. Your board’s “fuel” source is air…”

Storm the Albatross? Jet the Hawk? Air as fuel? The return of eXtreme? Jesus H. Christ…

Anyway, here’s an awesome Photoshop from the GAF that sums my feelings, and others, quite perfectly:

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09/06/2005

$50 For Japanese Candy, $2 For A Hamburger

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

- Kenny’s party on Friday night was a something else… parts of it was loads of fun, others were rather awkward, and some were downright bizarre. Whether it was the mix of Japanese punk rockers and dock workers, catching bits of some rock concert at Wembley Stadium from some DVD featuring a band dressed up as the sun and raccoons (then followed by Rush), the two Amazonian women that showed up, totally drunk and obnoxious, the angry drunk guy that was totally hot for the two chicks plus Kenny’s hockey card collection, or watching Jay and his brother trying to get some music playing by messing around with Kenny’s equipment in a scene that closely resembled a really rundown pirate radio station, it was everything one would expect from one of Kenny’s shindigs.

- The rest of the weekend was far more low-key. I mostly just sat around doing work at MK’s while her and Robin assembled perfect-bound edition of Catfight, with the Simpsons (season 6), Little Britain, and Arrested Development playing the background. Though we did managed to hit the Japanese food store where I bought close to $50 in Japanese candy and toys; some of it was pretty damn hot (I took pictures too, but since MK lost her USB cable, and I couldn’t find a matching one at work, I can’t share them at the moment, unfortunately). We also went to the Japanese department store next door and I found a copy of Buchigire Kongou which I was tempted to pick up (but didn’t since… you know… I blew close to $50 in Japanese candy and toys).

Also walked around the Ramapo Reservation, where MK & I did managed to get some R&R before our heavy schedules kick in.

- I got home last night relatively early, and figured since I got so much work done over the weekend that I deserved a night dedicated to just playing games.

At first I was going to try out some of the games mentioned in the recent Insert Credit threads dedicated to weird, obscure, and unappreciated NES and Game Boy games (there’s some truly awesome stuff in there… reminds me, I’m supposed to start one about the Genesis, but I’ve just been so busy to get it together). But instead, I figured that I’d relax by playing some more Killer 7. Bad idea.

The novelty has officially worn off. As much as I can’t get enough of the style and the atmosphere, there’s simply no way getting around the fact that the gameplay itself is taking a back-seat, with extremely tiresome levels, idiotic enemies, and controls that are absolute shit. I spent half an hour on the second level’s final boss simply because I couldn’t aim with the character I was supposed to be using… who happens to be the one that supposedly has the expert aiming abilities. When a game asks for precision but won’t give you the means to exercise it, then there’s something fundamentally wrong. I told myself that if I couldn’t beat that boss, I wouldn’t even bother touching the game ever again, but I did and I guess I’ll continue to play, but much of my patience and enthusiasm has already been wasted.

- As for gaming news, I was elated to find out from a recent Gamasutra piece that Keita Takahashi, the genius behind Katamari (and a game designer that everyone seems to be in love with right now) was once involved with a game that I became obsessed upon just hearing about it. That game? Den-sen, the game where you play a little girl that travels by swinging off power lines via a clothes hanger. The connection makes perfect sense really.

And thanks to the IC forums, I was also happy to come across something I had seen many years ago and which most have no clue existed: from the pages of Gamefan, Chocobo de Battle…

80 million polygons. Pretty fucking unbelievable, huh? And remember, this about seven or so years ago. It also looks far worse than I remembered it originally.

Someone else brought this up, which seems to indicate that Gamefan was completely full of shit (not exactly a surprise, I know)…

Lee Perry regarding the game: September 3, 1997
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Been a busy little monkey! Saw a page of my images from Square in this months GameFan
on page 112. Apparently I’m destined to be buried with that damn monkey/mechabo image.
I’m not sure where they got the story information though, they claimed Square was running
our Chocobo De Battle game at 80 million polys a second (Hey! A monkey flew out my ass!)
when the most we ever optimistically expected was 5 million a sec. Not to mention that
was on a 1.25 million dollar Onyx2 SGI with some 2 gigs of RAM, it would be ungodly hard
(not to mention cost prohibitive) to get performance like that in an arcade anytime soon.

- Here’s an interesting article that asks if games are getting easier. While I do agree with many of the points that are brought up, I don’t feel that games are overall becoming easier as a result. Once again, if a person becomes extremely fluent with the ways of gaming, its only natural that everything will become easier as a result. But there’s more to this… which I might touch upon again at a later date.

- Check out this device in the works that will let you play your PSP games and movies on a television set. Yeah, pretty pointless, I know.

- And here’s a page that lists various mysterious video game deaths. No mention of those folks who killed themselves by swallowing silicone when Dead or Alive Ultimate got postponed in Japan.

- Back in the real world, today was the first day of the new school year at SVA, so work was pretty busy as one might imagine. But the big thing was not the influx of freshmen and getting the labs into the tip-top shape. Nope, its the impending burger wars…

Long story short, in the building I work, which is the West 21st building, there used to be a guy who ran a small cafeteria in the basement. For the past 15 or so years, this guy, Moe, ran “Moe’s”, which served burgers and coffee to the students, faculty, and staff. And over that time, he became a staple of SVA and a fairly popular fellow. Not to me of course… first off, the food he makes will make give you the runs, no matter what. Plus the guy charged insane prices for such shitty food… $3.50 for a grilled cheese sandwich? Fucking whatever. Hey, at least I’m a guy and I got my shit with very little b.s. involved, cuz for girls he would flirt and even brazenly on hit on them before giving them their food so they can be on their way. Keep in mind these girls are mostly freshmen students, about 18 or 19. Get the picture?

I must confess that I also have a personal bone to pick with a guy stemming from an incident a few years back when I was a student worker; he thought he caught me stealing a soda a huge shouting match ensued… there’s not much of a story here other than he was a total dick-head who didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about. But I digress…

Anyhow, earlier this year, SVA basically told him to pack his bags because they were bringing in a more professional catering service to address the needs of the student body. And guess what? These new folks are far more professional, with better tasting foods at reasonable prices. And despite the fact that Moe still had his “fans”, the new place was a hit among most (especially with the girls… gee I wonder why). Things were going so well that the powers that be decided to invest even more money into the place and christen it some fancy name… Boo’s Bar, or something equally ridiculous. It re-opened today with a brand new menu that was advertised via an all concerned email a few days ago, which seems more than a little excessively, but whatever, I was eager to try out the heavily touted $2 hamburger. I even had said el-cheapo lunch on my mind as I was walking to work in the morning when I noticed one of those small snack stands near the school building. It was strange since over the almost ten years I’ve walked down the street, there’s never been a breakfast/lunch cart in that vicinity. Once I got closer, I noticed the name “Moe’s”, and upon looking inside, saw Moe’s face! It seems that he has declared a hamburger war and right up in SVA’s face.

During lunch, I went down to the new Bloo-Boo-whatever and got the advertised $2 burger. It was like a hockey puck made out of processed… stuff, with a bun that was both hard and damp, and made peeling away to add ketchup a bit of a mess. It was JUST like the burgers they served in elementary school lunches. So needless to day, I fucking loved it. All I need is some tater tots and a small milk box to go totally back in time.
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… Okay, so my whole day wasn’t spent obsessing over hamburgers. Actually, it was mostly dedicated towards dealing with freelance clients, and all I can say is that I’m absolutely sick of the freelance lifestyle. Specifically, trying to fight over payment that’s more than due. I’m not going to name names, though I’ll say upfront that its nobody whom I’ve been doing regular business with (I sincerely enjoy writing for Nick Mag, for example, and they more than compensate me appropriately). It just that I’ve been dealing with a sudden rash of flakey clients that want work pronto, but once it’s delivered, getting paid becomes a fucking ordeal and a half.

At least I have two-dollar burgers to help stretch my budget.

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