- The Hot Coffee debacle is still raging, with Rockstar’s newest game Bully as the latest target. There was even a protest at Rockstar HQ yesterday. Here’s an article that appears in today’s New York Post:

August 3, 2005 — Young protesters came to town yesterday, massing outside the SoHo offices of a video-game maker about to release a “Columbine-like” game called “Bully.”

Carrying banners reading “President Bush, save the youth, don’t let us down,” more than 150 kids from Peaceaholics, a not-for-profit mentoring organization, came from Washington, D.C., to the offices of Rockstar Games.

“A lot of youth are playing these games and there’s a lot of violence that people are copying,” said Cordero Sellers, 16. “I’m trying to do my best to stop this release.”

The company, which earlier created the violent, controversial “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas,” is about to issue “Bully,” featuring a high-school student who gets picked on but turns the tide on his tormenters ? with extreme violence against other students and teachers, say the protesters.

It is a scenario similar to the April 1999 Columbine HS massacre in Colorado, in which two students killed 12 classmates, a teacher and themselves.

The protesters demanded an audience with Rockstar officials, but no one from the company came out.

“It’s important that we’re here today because violent images seen on games are copied by kids,” said Anthony Ford, 17.

“We’re trying to stop people getting hurt before it’s too late.”

Florida lawyer and anti-violence activist John Thompson accompanied the kids.

“Columbine changed the face of America but you [Rockstar] are about to come out with a game that celebrates, glamorizes and trains kids to do what [Columbine killers] Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris did,” said Thompson.

“Bullying is not a subject for a video game. We are not asking Rockstar to stop making this game, we are demanding they stop.”

Rockstar is keeping details of the plot a closely guarded secret but describes it as “humorous” and “tongue in cheek.”

The company states on its Web site: “As a troublesome schoolboy, you’ll stand up to bullies, get picked on by teachers, play pranks on malicious kids, win or lose the girl and ultimately learn to navigate the obstacles of the fictitious reform school Bullworth Academy.”

The game is due to be released for Xbox and Playstation 2 in October.

A security guard at Rockstar’s office on Broadway said: “There is nobody available for comment and that is that.”

The company did not return phone calls from The Post.

As if this needs to be even said, but this is getting absolutely ridiculous. And the best part is, this is all just a tip of the iceberg of things to come I’m afraid. I don’t know what’s worse, people who still choose to blame video games as the cause of the Columbine tragedy, and not the social climate (and easy accessibly to firearms) that actually led to the incident, or the Post’s inability to properly research a story by repeating the idiotic group’s claim that the game is “Columbine-like”. I love how in this day and age one can equate anything to anything. Plus the Post couldn’t even get Jack Thompson’s name right.

I have to say, as a longtime Rockstar hater, and someone who still firmly believes that Grand Theft Auto is nothing more than a glorified coffee-table game (a game where one only plays when company is around for the sake of novelty), I’m actually looking forward to Bully. If its delivers what it promises, which is a dark satire on the often brutal boarding school life, I believe it can be a pretty solid game.

Back to Thompson real quick, the Florida crackpot that’s been at the center at all these ant-video game initiative. To be honest, I haven’t paid much attention to the man on purpose simply because dumbasses that stir trouble are only in it for one thing, attention, and I’d rather not give it to him. Though unfortunately as is often the case, if ignore certain ones for too long, you’ll find out the damage has been done, which is often empowering many other dumbasses.

I always try to see a person’s argument from their point of view, but it’s actually quite pointless with Thompson. As I’ve discovered over the past few weeks, there no sense trying to talk with man with any degree of reason because he’ll just shoot you back with some knee-jerk, reactionary response.

- In at least far better news, there’s a very slim chance that Sam & Max may yet live again, though in cartoon form (again). This time from Pixar perhaps?

- IGN managed to create another big stink the other day with a review for the game Airborne Troops: Countdown to D-Day. The follow is how the review appeared originally:

Airborne Troops: Countdown to D-Day
Third-person action that’s almost as fun as getting kicked by a fat dude in an SS uniform.
by Ivan Sulic

August 1, 2005 –
Think about it this way, developer WideScreen Games’ Airborne Troops: Countdown to D-Day does not actually feature a widescreen mode.

Well then, that should just about do it!

Closing Comments
I got your countdown to D-Day right here!

*I’m pointing at my crotch*

Since then it was quietly pulled. Amazing what passes off as reviews these days isn’t it? Perhaps those who can’t understand why I’m so frustrated with IGN can somewhat understand why.

- More and more PlayStation 3 details are starting to trickle in. Now its been revealed that the PS3 won’t accept any PSone/PS2 peripherals, meaning controllers and memory cards. Well that really kills the whole backwards compatibility aspect. Many anticipate that someone, either Sony or a third party, will create some sort of USB pass through, but no body wants to buy extra junk.

Also I love all the talk about using the PSP as a controller/remote for the PS3. I guess “connectivity” lives after-all.

- BTW, I forget if I mention this already or not, but at least one group in America is producing versions of their comics for the PSP. They’re okay I guess.

- Here’s a pretty interesting series or articles that talks about the business side of video game retail stores. Much of it isn’t exactly mind-blowing, but it’s nice to have some real evidence to back one’s assumptions, such as how the one should NEVER buy a used system from them. The best quotes by far are:

“It’s been noted and lamented that once these stores were a place where likeminded clerks well versed in the gaming canon could expound endlessly on virtually every product. Such is certainly no longer the norm, and those gamers who do find themselves employed are often quickly shocked at how little of the job revolves around interacting in any positive sense with fellow gamers.”

And:

“And that brings me to my absolute key point; the thing I?ve been building up to saying for three articles now. It is the secret to the success of Gamestop, EB, and even larger chains like Best Buy or Target. It is the very reason I put all these words together, and it is this.

These stores rely upon, and succeed because of ignorance

- Via insert credit: All savvy old school Genesis players have known since forever that pulling a cart while the system is still on and putting make in, sometimes with a totally different game, can create some interesting effects. Well finally, here’s a handy guide detailing them all. Personally, I stopped doing it when I tried it as a kid at my friend’s place and accidentally fried his Genny.

- Also got this from IC, but I really dug it hence why I’m mentioning it: here’s an interview with the art director for the Dreamcast Castlevania game that never happened. To be honest, the more I find out about the game, the more I’m glad it got cancelled, and the interview further validates the sentiment. Just check out the guy’s character designs for the game (and this from the person who thinks Ayami Kojima, the woman who’s been doing the art for the series for a while now, is just “okay”).

- As for playing games, I really haven’t had much time to touch consoles, but I’ve found some time to kill via web games. This grid game is pretty neat, as is this ball dropping one, though its pretty hard. The cursor game is fun, albeit a bit cheap (it would be hella fun on the DS) and this Chemical Brothers game looks better than it plays, sadly.

- And it seems that the voice of Mr Tingle in the new game will be voiced by Mr. Sweatin’ to the Oldies himself, Richard Simmons. WTF indeed.

Actually, what I’ve really been doing these past few days is going through a mountain of YTMND sites. Perhaps the best is the latest sensation, the Ducktales theme is some unidentifiable foreign language. Though you can go wrong with one involving Star Wars, Michael Jackson, Final Fantasy parodies, Axel F. from Bevery Hills Cop, stand up comic D. L. Hughley, and a post-apocolyptic(?) Inspector Gadget.

That and watching videos of break-dancing trash, some found footage, and Sockbaby, Doug TenNapel’s latest project.

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08/01/2005

“Think Eye of the Tiger”

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

So the Transformers convention…. dear God, what a fucking nightmare. It was so bad that I seriously became depressed. Though here’s the thing; I always get depressed at conventions, at least the kind where Star Trek and Star Wars nerd converge. Its just the sight of folks who are total outcasts of society (NERDS!!!) that are finally at a place that they can call “home” that I find a bit sad, seeing them hold some cheesy and overpriced toy in their hands, with love in their eyes, with the look of “this is what’s all about” gleefully across their faces. Hence why I found the Transformers convention to be such a particularity wretched experience, because it made me ask myself, “is this what I’m all about?”

But let’s start from the beginning, and address my biggest complaint, which connects with my biggest mistake: I guess I was wrong about the popularity of the Transformers. I thought in this age of 80′s nostalgia, they were one of the darling poster children for males my age. Plus considering all the recent toys, comics, and especially with all the TF branded clothing coming from places like Hot Topic, I figured their popularity to be white hot, or approaching that point, hence why there’s a big budget, live-action summer spectacular being produced by Steven fucking Spielberg on the way. Well you certainly wouldn’t have known it by strolling down the isles of the convention since it totally felt like an indy wrestling show. When you charge a certain price, in this case $20, and you choose to hold a show in Manhattan, you expect certain things, and this show failed to deliver even on the most basic levels.

First of, the price of admission was $20 for the whole two-day affair. Saturday’s ticket cost $12, but if you only wanted to go on Friday, you still has to pay the two day price. Seriously, what is the fucking logic behind that? But I paid the price, hopeful that it would be justified with plenty of things to see and hear. But then I was shocked to discover that there was one rather meager sized dealers room and one very tiny side room for panels. That was it. When I went to get a program to find out what special programs they had in store (the program btw way looked to be about 4 pages long and printed on some guy’s inkjet at home), I was told that it would cost me $5. WTF. And with no signs anywhere to state what was going on and when, I had to play it by ear.

So I figured that I’d just spend my time strolling around in the dealers room till something happened, but it was beyond laughable, and here’s why (and my biggest beef with the whole show): those who pre-registered got to enter the con a whole three hours before the general audience. That meant by the time I got there, all the really cool stuff was long gone. I didn’t have any plans to buy a ton of stuff, but half the reason for going to any con is just to see what’s out there, to get a close up look. But no, as I walked around, I saw everyone else there with garbage bags filled to brim with various boxes of Japanese only toys, statues, and other limited edition stuff. What was left on the tables? Zero.

Did they have the Soundwave re-relase from Japan, or the Soundwave statue from Palisades, or a copy of the movie with MST3K crew from a BotCon event a few years back, or the CD featuring music that wasn’t on the official movie soundtrack that’s also from BotCon, or even the extenders for the 20th Anniversary Edition Optimus Prime to make his exhaust pipes as long as the Japanese originals? Of course not. So what did they have exactly? Pretty much the same exact shit that you find at garage sales, seriously; mostly old toys with the stickers half peeled. There were a few of the Japanese re-releases still in boxes, but nothing that anyone wants, plus other types of toys like Star Wars and sci-fi themed shirts, basically the same exact crap that you can find at any other convention! The saddest part was that I’d say 30% of the tables weren’t even being used! It took me literally 15 minutes, no joke, to see everything. But I kept walking around hoping that one of the advertised events would take place, like the costume contest, but nothing. There was absolutely nothing to see nor do.

Though I did catch one thing, and it made the whole ordeal almost worthwhile; a British super-fan gave an extremely informative panel on the movie. He had almost everything you can think of relating to the film, such as the original storyboarded script, original cels, and the like, and used them to go over all various changes, mistakes, plus various other curiosities relating to the movie that I (as well as other fans) have had for years. Among the many highlights:

- The original film was much more gruesome. One scene that was never animated had both Ratchet and Ironhide (two Autobots that looked identical except for a difference in color) cut in half, with Megatron then forming a single body made with one half from each of the two, which he then further tortured. That got a nice gasp from the audience.
- Another scene that was animated but later cut had Ultra Magnus being drawn and quartered by the Sweeps. If you watch the scene where he gets destroyed on the junk planet, just imagine the original method of death and you’ll notice that it matches the sound affects much more closely than what you actually see (which is him getting simply blown up). Plus the way the Matrix lands in Galvatron’s hand is pretty awkward (I didn’t realize this till the guy pointed this out).
- So what’s the deal with the swearing? It was “pretty cool” at the time, but still feels somewhat awkward. Well it was done to ensure a PG-13 rating, which meant that theaters would play the film later in the day, into the night, and therefore be more profitable.
- What’s the proper name for the Autobot City on earth? Fortress Maximus, which is where the toy that came much later got its name.
- In the storyboarded script, someone wrote for the Stan Bush “You’ve Got The Touch” sequence, “Think Eye of the Tiger”.
- Why is one Dinobot missing from most of the film? Apparently, his model sheet went missing in the very beginning of the production cycle, so he was just written out of the movie. Pretty lame, huh?
- Another missing scene, this one very brief, had Optimus killing Dirge right before his fight with Megatron. Again, notice how there’s a close-up of Optimus standing there and saying a line, then there’s a cut to Megatron, then a cut back to Optimus, but this time he’s seen getting up (he had just rammed Thrust’s head into the ground).
- But a much longer scene that never happened takes place right before all that, showing how Devastator was disassembled. At one point Devastator is ambushed by Ultra Magnus who has a variety of car Autobots in his rear trailer, the ones that have missiles in their arsenals. So they pop out and blast Devastator, then run away. Two get shot in the back and killed (Hoist and Bluestreak I believe) by the now individual Constructacons. Then we see Megatron watching all this from afar, and is then interrupted by Optimus, which leads to their face off.
- The guy pointed out various mistakes in the movie, such as with the color of some characters (like how Ruble had Frenzy’s color scheme which resulted in two Frenzies on-screen at once), Transformers appearing in places where they shouldn’t together (like Hot Rod and Arcee together in a ship when they actually spend most of the movie in separate ships) or in the middle of a huge group battle scene, and general screw ups, like Astrotrain being upside down at one point. He even showed footage from a preview trailer that was aired only in Japan that had further “mistakes” (such as Ultra Magnus with his “original” color scheme). Much of the movie’s inconsistencies stem from footage being used that was originally test animation. That’s why Unicron sometimes has a goatee and sometimes he doesn’t.
- The guy even mentioned a bit of cut dialogue, which was a rather funny joke from Rumble during the Galvatron crashing Starscream’s coronation scene.
- Once and for all, is the film widescreen? No, its fullscreen. The letterboxed laserdisc edition that came from Japan actually has information cut off at the top and bottom.
- The best part of the whole presentation was a re-creation of entire scenes from the film using they storyboards, all matching perfectly to the movie’s audio. The guy was not shy in admitting that it took weeks from him to scan in the pages and get the timing right, and it really showed.
- And the saddest part was hearing that the folks behind the new DVD coming out are not interested in the wealth of info the guy has, despite his willingness to offer everything that he has. Plus he says the new print is actually muddy, and perhaps worse than what we have right now from Rhino. Great.

I feel as if I need to point out how obnoxious the audience was. You’d think that a group of techno-savy nerds would have figured out by now that if you’re cell phone rings, there’s a handy button to shut off the ringer, and the caller will go straight to voicemail. The Q& A was also a sight to behold; I always like seeing member of the opposite sex at these very male oriented nerd assemblies, but one’s hopefulness immediately fades when you hear one of them talk. This event’s Q&A was going along just fine until one woman, would sounded like she just got over a stroke a few minutes prior, asked the most inane, rambling question, which I think had to do with Unicron cursing (he doesn’t). Then there’s that one guy who gets called upon once, and then for the rest of the session, he has to blurt out his own answer to the various questions. Best part here is that everything he said was total 100% bullshit, but he kept amending each comment with “but I read it on internet!”

Aside from the very enlightening movie panel, there’s was nothing else to do than just walk around the dealers room till I got sick and tired (and depressed) by it all. Though I did see Peter Cullen take the stage for his autograph session before leaving. Seemed like a totally nice guy (and sorta resembled Burt Reynolds, albeit just in the swarthy mustache department) and while I would have loved to say thanks for breathing life into on of the important figures while growing up, I didn’t feel like paying an addition $30 fucking dollars to do so. I left a little under two hours of arriving, feeling extremely disappointed and completely ripped off (I can’t believe I left early for such shit). I hope the assholes that organized the event are extremely proud of themselves.

… The weekend wasn’t a total loss however. On Saturday MK & I made out way to Rocketship, a brand spanking new comic shop near downtown Brooklyn. Aside from having a slew of super awesome books that one can’t get anywhere else outside of MoCCA and SPX, its own and operated by an old friend of Jason’s! I’ve known the guy for only a small bit, but he’s super cool and its great to see him the at the center of something so good. Go check it out!

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07/29/2005

Crutch Must Wait

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

So today’s the opening day of Cybercon Expo, the first ever (as far as I know) Transformers convention in New York City. I really don’t know what to expect, though Dave was quick to point out how lame BotCon (I believe the first and most famous of the Transformers convention) looked from the footage on the Transformers DVD. And yes it did look rather boring and unexciting, but I’m hoping years later, it being 2005 with much more hype around the franchise now than every (thanks to the upcoming film, obviously) and more toys on the market, that this event will be something more eventful, or at the very least interesting. $20′s worth of interesting hopefully.

I’ve already mentioned what I’m looking for, though I also hope to come across a copy of the special live screening of Transformers the Movie that took place at one BotCon, Mystery Science Theater 3000 style. I hear that they actually got Joel Hodgson and the bots and everything! Its been on my most wanted list for years now, so if its true, this will be my best shot at getting it.

And at the very least, I hope that cute girl dressed up as Bumblebee will be present. Though I’m confident that the fat dude dressed as Optimus will most definitely be there (he manages to appear in at least one photo from every single con that takes place… he was even in Nick Mag a few years back posing with Dave and Chris Duffy).

But what’s also taking place this weekend? My high school reunion. As mentioned before, I decided to not make the trip for a variety of reasons a while ago, and while I am more or less glad happy with decision, a small part of me, the morbidly curious side, feels differently and secretly wishes I was attending. Once again, not that I need validation from folks that I didn’t know nor cared about (and vice versa), but I did go to school with a bunch of interesting character types and would love to know what happened to a few of them. Like one friend of mine who I heard, after getting laid off from his really posh job at Boeing, hit some hard times and became a pizza delivery boy… the same job he had in high school… and moved into a house with other pizza delivery boys, though they’re all still in school. Since he’s older, he’s considered the cool, father-figure type (being able to get everyone beer perhaps has a hand in that) and they even all formed a band, called… you guessed it… the Delivery Boys. I used to trade NES games with this guy! I’d love to see how he’s doing.

Plus there’s the whole “Crutch” episode, which I love telling since I get such horrified looks from friends and colleagues, one’s who thought they “knew” me better, that I couldn’t possibly act like such an asshole towards one person (and one who’s handicapped no less!). As somewhat mentioned before, I assaulted a gimp while in high school and it caused a bit of a stir (guess that’s not hard when one actively videotapes himself doing it). Plus I once stole a self-portrait he was working on, made it “humorous”, and in a t-shirt format for my friends and I to wear for him to enjoy. Then there’s the stuttering kid who tried to get on my good side by doing a copycat crime and that was a real pain getting out of that… plus a restraining order is part of the shenanigans as well. It’s a long story, but trust me, the guy really had it coming. Am I proud of my actions? Well… I got a great story out of it. One that everyone will be able to enjoy when it’s in a comic book format coming soon!

Back to now, I believe that some have been anticipating us meeting face to face once more ten years later, and that perhaps I would try to make peace or something. Hells no! Though as Steve from back home was quick to point out, anything now would be considered assault.

So anyway, when I found out that Steve, and my only other friend that I talk with and really care about back home, Ray were not going to the reunion and felt that it was also a big waste of time and money, I felt a tad bit better about my choice. But there’s always the 20 year reunion…

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