December 2005

So the strike didn’t happen last night. Yay. And there was no hassles getting into work this morning (I did had plans to join on a carpool with a coworker just in case it did go down). Actually, the ride was nice and smooth, and I got in on time for the first time in weeks! And thankfully, with the crisis adverted (at least for the time being…. the deadline has been pushed to Tuesday at midnight), its been just another quiet Friday afternoon. And thank God for that, because I am soooo tired; its been once hellevua week:

(last) FRIDAY
In the evening was “Deathmatch in the Stacks”, the launch event for The Game Designer Reader, a collection of essays from game designers, as well as educators, sociologists, anthropologists, philosophers, and the like, from Katie Salen and Eric Zimmerman (and which acts as a companion piece to their Rules of Play).

… I forgot to mention that I was able to flip through a copy when Zimmerman had a copy with him at a party on the Wednesday prior (Skunk Studios threw a bash at Revival to celebrate the opening of a NYC studio I believe). I ended up spending most of my time talking with some guys that make games for the Mac, as well as a software that helps cartoonists create word bubbles in their comic pages; I wonder if any of my friend uses it? I’m pretty sure I pissed them off when I went on my anti-Apple tirade…

I wrote up a detailed report of Friday night’s event for Gamasutra which isn’t live yet, but I’ll pass along the link once it is (which should be sometime next week). But, I will say right now that the best part was easily when one author, when trying to illustrate how crazy little girls’ imaginations can be, asked women in the audience: “So what did you do with Barbie as a little girl?” And basically, every woman who came up described how they enjoyed torturing their Barbies, and often made up these wacky back stories to go with the action (my fave being the one who liked to come up with “Donner Party-esque” scenarios). Plus Warren Robinett was in attendance, and it was awesome hearing stories about the creation of Adventure for the 2600 firsthand.

SATURDAY
MK & I got up pretty early for Saturday, around 11-ish (well, early for us) to make a show at the Center of Book Arts. The drive into the city was made totally awesome thanks to a set of anti-hippie country and folks songs on WFMU. One was just like the 12 days of Christmas, but instead of stuff appearing in a tree, each stanza was an additional reason why hippies are such pinko-commie scum. And another country ditty had far and away the best use of a sitar in any song, ever. Plus there were plenty of “I did heroin and was got so high that I killed my wife, so now I’m in jail, but its okay because I’m in a better place” type songs, of course.

We meet up with John and Mario at the center, and John characterized the show best by saying “It’s like SPX but for books!” And it really was, with tons of neat little books to be found, though everything had a purely printmaking focus (not surprising of course), plus everything was pretty pricey (again, not surprising, since its all made by hand and not produced at Staples or Kinko’s). But I did get one book, which happened to be the most mini-comic-ish of all the things available: Death Made Simple.

Afterwards we all drove up to Queens to Dave and Raina’s place for their second annual holiday specials party. This year’s had even more Muppet content than last time….

The Muppet Christmas Carol – Its the Christmas Carol but with Muppets (duh). And it was surprisingly decent; I really haven’t been terribly interested in any of the post-Henson Muppet movies, though Muppets From Space definitely kicked ass. Though nothing’s gonna beat Mickey’s Christmas Carol in my book.

The He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special – So fucking stupid, yet so fucking awesome. I had totally forgotten how awesome Skeletor was. And John does a pretty good impression of him too.

The Christmas Toy – Another Jim Henson produced Xmas special, from the late 80′s and for television, which I had been curious about since seeing a clip at the Henson retrospective at BAM last year. Just think Toy Story (toys comes to life when humans aren’t around), but much, MUCH more depressing.

Robbie the Reindeer – A stop-animated tale from BBC about Rudolph’s slacker-ish son trying to fill the shoes of his dad. Easily my fave special of the evening. It was very Nick Park-ish, meaning it had excellent animation and that awesome Brit humor. Plus MK was won over due to it featuring a talent from Father Ted.

The Chipmunks Christmas Special – I have to admit, it does win points for breaking convention, but then you have the always annoying Chipmunks (in particular Alvin… God I hate that fucker…. sorta like how I always wanted Mr. Wilson to kill Dennis the Menace). The animation was less than stellar Chuck Jones fare, but the watercolor painted backgrounds were simply gorgeous.

The Snowman – Another BBC classic. I too get a headache whenever I think of all the work involved in the show.

Christmas Eve On Sesame Street – Dead God, 1970′s Sesame Streets is so Goddamn sweet. I believe it was said during the Henson retrospective, and illustrated in the special, that Sesame Street is technically supposed to be around 86th St and York St in Manhattan.

SUNDAY
… Afterwards MK & myself went back to John and Marion’s place to play video games and get boozed up. I brought along a slew of multiplayer GameCube games, but Marion simply wanted to play against us all in the new tracks she and John had recently unlocked in Mario Kart. I also brought a huge bottle of Bulleit Bourbon; a friend of Stephy’s needed some help with her Mac, and I offered to help as I always do, even though most people are unfortunately not at all appreciative. But not this girl, who was kind enough to pass along the bottle as thanks, since bourbon happens to be her family business. Anyway, I did piss poor, but I can’t blame the booze since I’m not so hot at Mario Kart anyhow. We played till 4, but before going to sleep, I did manage to finally catch a bit of the Boondocks on Adult Swim, and it was fucking horrible.

The next morning, John and Mario cooked us up some breakfast (Jesus, that woman can sure make some amazing waffles). We then just sat around and chatted until I realized that MK & I had to head back to my place to wash up for another holiday party that night. But when Mario professed her dire need to play Soul Calibur 2, we had no choice but to stay for a bit more. Afterwards, MK & I got to my place, took showers, and went back into the city. By evening, MK was in a whole new world…

Over the past year, and up until that point, MK had meet and hung out with almost all my various circles, which includes cartoonist, gamers, punk rockers, and dock workers… but not my film peeps. So that night she finally got to interact with the Jeff Rovin empire and at last meet face to face with his son, and my longtime friend, Mike. Plus Barry, my once time possible editor for the ill fated encyclopedia of Anime and Manga book was on-hand, as well as Mike Simses; I was at last introduced to his new girlfriend, and even though I didn’t get a chance to talk to her that much, I learned she likes hot dogs, so that’s good enough in my book. I know MK was rather overwhelmed by it all, but I’d like to think that she was at ease when she came into the upstairs den to check out the new 40 inch LCD screen among a bunch of hardcore film aficionados and saw that the one thing that everyone wanted to test the new screen with was the South Park movie.

After the party, MK & I had dinner at Chipotle at St. Marks and went to Kim’s Video where I picked up Godzilla Final Wars (which I just knew I had to get once I first saw it, tight budget or not). Too bad the American DVD release sorta bite (more on this later)…

MONDAY
I didn’t do jack except work on various projects. I didn’t even go to SVA just to get stuff done, but it was also because I wasn’t feeling good (mostly because I ate too much from over the weekend).

TUESDAY
Sony stopped by the Nick offices to show off some upcoming games. Among the batch was Ape Escape 3, which I swear to God has come out like 6 times already. Anyway, the one I was most interested in was Tourist Trophy, the new motorcycle racing simulation from the makers of Gran Turismo. It was decent, but motorcycles games just aren’t my thing (they just never “feel” right). And later in the evening was the big SVA staff holiday party at a swanky jazz club/BBQ joint called Blue Note. The food was absolutely amazing, especially the mac & cheese. So good that I would have to assume that it costs $7 or something, considering the quality and the nature of the establishment (hey, I wouldn’t know, SVA footed the bill).

WEDNESDAY
Once again, movie night. I mentioned to Ric Myers that whoever fucked up the translation for the American DVD release of Godzilla Final Wars. For example, instead of using the term “maser” which is basically a laser for monsters (hence the m in the beginning), its just called phaser. WTF?!?!?!?! A sacred staple of the Godzilla universe, and its been shat upon! Ric then mentioned how he offered to do the translation job, and for free, but was turned down, and is going to have to make some phone-calls in Sony…

THURSDAY
Last night was two parties: the first was a rather small affair thrown by Sony. Most of the games I had already checked out on Tuesday, but there was something else, a particularly violent title in which you drive around, jumped onto other vehicles, and kill the driver to take the wheel, all while in motion (gee, no wonder they didn’t bother bringing it to the Nick offices). I made one of the biggest no-no’s you could make at such an event when I addressed it by a totally different name by accident, which really irks p.r. folks. In my defense, its called Pursuit Force, which sounds like 90% of all the other generic sounding games out there. Anyway, I was really digging the food until I burnt the shit out my mouth due to the molten lava hot cheddar cheese in a jalapeno popper.

The second party was the annual Large Animal holiday party. Everyone was playing a game, of course, elves vs. gnomes. I ended up being a gnome. It was fun. There was also some really good cookies there.

TODAY
I know I’ve been super late on this, but I finally managed to get the mix CDs finished up that I’ve been promising certain folks. Here’s a semi-blurry pic:

BTW, if anyone wants one, just let me know (btw, you can get one for free if you buy a copy of Unlucky!).
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- So I’ve been so busy this week that I haven’t had any chance to check out what’s going on in games. But somehow this Beatmania vid managed to cross my path. Funky.

And for those unfamiliar with the game, I guess maybe this particular video might be make things a tad bit more clear. Maybe.

- Earlier this week, Toby pointed towards a selection of very stylish Katamari shirts (and from the folks who make the best damn FTP app for the Mac, btw).

And someone at the GAF who remembered how much I wanted the limited edition Space Harrier shirt from Japan pointed me towards this: a place to get it. Pretty awesome, but unfortunately, its $55 American, and with shipping, the total is exactly $72. Thanks, but no thanks….

Which reminds me; last Friday I mentioned the single greatest game related shirt I had ever laid eyes on, but I was in such a rush to get out (to attend the Deathmatch in the Stacks) that I totally forgot to mention which one. Well, once again, its from Way of the Rodent (and not Way of the Rat as I said by mistake), and the shirt is based on my favorite game (and maybe yours), Rez…

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12/15/2005

The Long Walk To Work…

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

It’s been super busy on my end, and there’s loads to talk about, but not much time (I’m in the middle of wrapping up some major), though I could really use a little bitch break right about now (cuz there’s always time to complain!)…

So I guess it’s going to happen: the MTA (the folks that run all the subways and buses for you non-NYC residents reading this) might actually be going on strike, tonight at midnight.

I must confess, I’m rather shocked that a strike might actually go down. I considered it an impossibility that the city would ever let such an occurrence take place on a work day, and in the middle of the busy holiday shopping season. Though the writing has been on the wall; subway service has been shitter than usual for the past two weeks, at least for me, with a sharp rise in fucked-up service (I’ve been stuck on a train for close to an hour for no logical reason about three times now this week… I don’t even remember the last time I was remotely on time for ANYTHING for a while now). This of course is nothing new… the MTA tried fucking with the city a few years back when the last strike was looming to show everyone that “they mean business.” And since the city was so willing to bend over and take it last time around, is it any wonder why the MTA is so brash this time around?

Keeping track of all the finer details of the strike has been difficult, perhaps because the MTA and it’s workers’ union know that they are completely unsympathetic assholes in all of this. The workers want more money. Well, guess what? We all want more money, but when you are in a position when the whole city depends on your services, you have to be at least considerate about your actions, and not just walk off when you are needed the most. Perhaps I would be far more sympathetic if not for the outrageous salaries which I understand most subway workers already have (getting consistent info is damn near impossible… gee I wonder why). So they don’t want to work without a contract. Gee, well if the police can work without one (for what, like three years now?), why the hell can’t the subway workers? They already get the same degree of protection as cops (the fact that assaulting a subway worker is considered a federal offense, yet teachers and doctors do not recieve the same degree of protection… you know, people that actually contribute to society…. which is a goddann joke). And from what I understand, the worker’s union found their management’s proposal a total joke, but them wanting a 8-10% pay increase every year is beyond unrealisitc. They also seemed angry at the concept of raises being depended on work performance, and I guess I’d be worried too about if I did such a piss-poor job on a regular basis.

And speaking of MTA management, we all know what fucking retards they all are. They constantly claim that they need more money because they’re running on empty, yet whenever the city gives in, some magical surplus ends up appearing. Not only are they corrupted from top to bottom (the multiple books anyone?), but they don’t even know what to do with money once they get it (like the federal government taking back the money they were given from 9/11 to strength the infrastructure simply because they weren’t doing anything with it). But then there’s the government: you’ve got a governor who just jetted out of town to go presidential campaigning and a mayor that made himself look like a total douchebag the last time this came up (with his idiotic “hey everyone, just go out and buy a bike!” response), and is therefore not saying much of anything. Of wait, there is “a plan” in place which is a complete joke.

This morning, everyone at work got another email from our employers stating that if the subway strike actually does happens tonight there’s NO missing work, no if’s, and’s or but’s…. no calling in sick or anything of the like. So as I figure, considering the distance between where I live in Brooklyn and where I work in Manhattan, its going to take about three hours to walk to work. Plus they say its going to rain tomorrow morning as well….

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12/09/2005

Two Missing Monsters

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

So I decided to take a break and catch up on all the news that I’ve missed over the past week or so. And there’s been much to sift through, so since I have some time to kill…

- I guess the big news was the revelation that Nintendo’s Revolution is not going to be that powerful, at least when compared with its next-gen brethren, the Xbox 360 and the PS3. And while I agree with Nintendo’s belief that high-def gaming is “not here yet”, which led to them cutting out HD support for the system (I still have mixed feelings on that one), having games that look “just a bit better than Xbox 1″ is pretty lame in my book.

And other have agreed, as seen in the latest batch of YTMND, such as this and this.

- Sony on the other hand is getting a ton of flack for their latest attempt at viral marketing, which is a “guerrilla” graffiti ad campaign for the PSP, and not everybody is impressed. You can also find other reports here and here.

First off, I’ve seen the same things all over New York City and how anyone could confuse this with genuine street art is beyond me. But its pretty annoying nonetheless. But at least Sony is paying kids to post such crap all over the place (though without any regard to personal property it seems); the most annoying aspect of MS’s viral marketing ploys consisted of a contest where kids went around spray-painting Our Colony logos all over the place in hopes to win a contest or something. Is it any wonder that folks like Microsoft have so much money? They have no need to spend money on advertising when they can get dopey kids to do all the ad work for them.

And Nintendo isn’t innocent of stuff like this either. Remember their idiotic street team? Making kids stand under a baking sun while wearing a belt with 4 GBA attached (or worse, a LCD monitor plus GameCube attached) for 9 hours every day during the summer just for a small handful of games and bragging rights to say that one “help spread the word about Nintendo”…

- As everyone already knows, video games is the hot thing in education today (and boy do I ever know, especially after this week… more on that later, haha!!). Well Ted Rueter, the assistant professor of political science at a university in Indiana feels that its actually kidnapping American education.

While I will agree that many schools are in a rush to capitalize on their popularity, with potentially disastrous results, I find it curious how he’s so willing to write off video games because of all the negative messages they supposedly all project, in regards to violence and sexism, instead of realizing that educational institutions can actually help to rectify such stereotypes. But again, much like Roger Ebert before him, those who don’t understand new forms of media are quick to reject it, though the fact that its coming from an educator makes it all the more frustrating.

- And speaking of education, here’s a game that shows players how to give someone (or in this case, a something) an orgasm.

- So everyone’s favorite angst ridden hedgehog, Shadow, is now a pro-wrestler? I especially love creator Yuji Naka’s quote:

“We had received letters from kids, and many of them had asked for Sonic to have a gun,” he said. “We felt that it was not appropriate for Sonic to have a gun, but maybe it would be ok with Shadow and that’s how we started on the game.”

If those aren’t the words of someone who officially doesn’t give a fuck, then I don’t know what is.

- Also a big hit on the web this week (though for real) was the teaser trailer for the new Silent Hill film. And it does indeed look very true to the game, that doesn’t mean its necessarily brilliant in my book.

Considering that most games “borrow” narrative elements from movies, its always weird when the game then becomes the basis of a movie. So yeah, Silent Hill looks like a perfect cinematic rendition of the game… and in turn looks just like every single generic horror film out there. Oh well.

Meanwhile, Peter Jackson was recently asked about his involvement with the Halo movie he’s producing, and thus far, he just hopes it doesn’t suck.

- Back to Sony, or specifically their PSP, Capcom is offering as a pre-order bonus a special overlay to improve the system’s digital pad. Sounds great, but from what I hear, the thing actually sticks to the system via an adhesive or something…

- This is something different: you always hear of big game publishers going after some groups of fans and their homemade projects with a gang of bloodthirsty lawyers, which especially ridiculous when its obvious that its a labor of love and a tribute to some game that the general public has long since forgotten about, and is therefore not much of a money maker these days.

Well one publisher its seems is quite different: Vivendi Universal has okayed a fan-made King’s Quest game. That’s pretty fucking amazing actually.

- I may as well mention that I finally beat Shadow of the Colossus earlier this week. The final colossi, as well as the ending, much like the entire game, was absolutely incredible. And I also got my hands on the official soundtrack as well, so I’ve been listening to that too.

Here’s a really good behind the scenes look at the game (though I’d imagine its even better if you can understand Japanese). Plus here’s some pics of two bosses that were cut from the final game, a bird and a spider creature…

… The soundtrack has additional pieces not heard in the game, so one has to wonder if they were the battle music that went to them.

- And on the GAF, the question of where to find quality game shirts was posed. And among the normal suggestion, Way of the Rat was brought up, and I’ve come to discover the greatest single game related shirt I have ever laid eyes on..

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