09/14/2004

“President Bush is rumored to have repeteadly lost at Tetris on level 1″

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

I now have a new favorite site. It’s called Rumor Engine and it allows people to freely post whatever game related discovery or nuggets of truth (i.e. totally made up shit) with the rest of the world. Here’s just a few…

- THIS IS TRUE SONY IS THINKING SERIOUSLY ADDING ONE MORE SCREEN TO THE PSP! EXACTLY! THAT`S WHY ITS BEEN DELAYED SO MANY TIMES! SONY WANTS TO MAKE SURE THTAS NOTHING IS GETTING ONN THEIR WAYS, NOT EVEN DS. THE MAIN PROBLEM THAT THEY ARE DEALING, IS THE BATERY`S LIFE…

- A new type of non-Windows non-Mac non-Unix computer gaming system has been patented in North Korea that will supposedly revolutionalize the gaming industry

- Sega Sammy and Nintendo are bound to sign a partnership to create a new retro console. The new console is going to have a internal hard disk , keeping in there all the Sega, Sammy and Nintendo released for 8 and 16-bit consoles of Sega (Game Gear, Master System, Mega Drive) and Nintendo (GameBoy, Famicom, Super Famicom). The system is having a system that is able to play all the games for the systems above. It’s not known whether it will be a handheld o a desk console. More details as they come

- The first 9/11 game is being produced in the UK by Rockstar. It is going to be an action/adventure game that revolves around a character named Jack “Brick” Wilkins, a Smoke-Jumper from California who is caught in the North Tower on that fateful day. The game will feature parachuting sequences through billowing smoke and flames, aerial gunbattles, life and death struggles through the smoldering rubble, rescue attempts, and other dramatic sequences. Rudolph Giuliani, George W Bush, and Saddam Hussein (tentative) will make guest appearances.

- The character Ben from Full Throttle and Hoagie from Day of the Tentacle are in fact brothers.

- Duke Nukem Forever just went gold and will ship on September 30th

- The Xbox 2 is currently in the design stage to have a hovercraft base which will float above the surface using magnetic forces, allowing the cooling of the system by sucking in air from below the X2 and releasing it through the sides of the system.

- Xbox 2 is going to be silver. Because it’s futuristic.

- ed logg didn’t design centipede.

- Mel Gibson’s Publishing company is working on a game based on the popular movie “The Passion”. It will be a multi-POV FPS, in the tradition of Call of Duty that allows you to take the part of Roman Soldiers, Jews, and Jesus Christ himself. The game will be based around a set of mini-games, such as a game in which the player controls a roman soldier whipping jesus and must aim his blows correctly, a logical puzzle game that pits the player (as the head jewish priest) against Pilate in a battle of wits to have Jesus killed, and finally a typing game which has Jesus on the cross and forces the player to speed type biblical passages. Mistakes cause Christ’s hit points to decrease. More mini-games will be announced as the game is developed

- A relatively unknown Irish game studio named Shannen Corporation is developing a knife fight FPS. You play an often drunk Irish werewolf and you cruise the Englih pubs in the countryside. You pick up fights, etc. Looks pretty lame from what they showed at the magazine I work in

- John Kerry will promote the banning of videogames from the American game market

- Sid Meier’s new Pirates game will actually have many sci-fi elements, including nuclear weapons and glider carriers

- John Romero married a mail-order bride from Russia, and now he’s remaking Gauntlet.

- Michael Moore is making a documentary on Duke Nukem Forever. Rumor has it, in one of the scenes, Moore drives around the 3DRealms offices in an ice cream truck while reading missed release dates and past DNF previews on the loudspeaker. A lot of ice cream is also consumed.

- Capcom is in talks with Michael Moore and his production company for a Fahrenheit 9/11 game based on the movie. It is expected it will be released for PC, Playstation 2, and XBox

- Actually, Sony will file for bankrupcy on September the 17th, not the 15th as someone else said.

- In gta4, you will actually be able to have sex with the hookers, in graphic detail.

- wonderboy will be re-released on the playstation 3, so will alex kidd in miracle world, seriously

… The “seriously” bit is the best part.

And I love you too internet.

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