07/05/2012

NYAFF 2012: The Miami Connection Giveaway!

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

As noted already, this upcoming Saturday night’s screening of The Miami Connection is an absolute must not miss cinematic spectacular. And in case my description of a band comprised of orphans that use the power of rock and taekwondo to battle Floridian ninjas on motorcycles wasn’t convincing enough, here’s further proof?

If the above doesn’t prompt you to make a B line to the virtual box office, then you must have horrible taste in movies in general, sorry.

Seriously, if there’s only ONE thing you see at the New York Asian Film Festival this year (which would be a shame, because there are so many legit awesome movies playing this year, some of which I’ve detailed already), Miami Connection is it!

And once again, not only will the movie itself blow your mind, but so will the movie?s co-writer, co-director, fight choreographer, and star, Grandmaster Y.K. Kim. He’ll be on-hand to present a 20 minute long motivational speech/aekwondo demonstration. No joke.

But for those of you still on the fence? how about a complimentary ticket? Drafthouse Films, who will be re-releasing the film later this year, has been kind enough to provide a pair of free passes for me to giveaway! So to secure what is without question the hottest seats this upcoming weekend, all you need to do is:

Email me matt @ fort90.com OR send a tweet to @fortninety, with an explanation as to why TAEKWONDO IS THE VERY BEST!

The person who comes up with the best response will nab the pair and be notified by Saturday July 7 at 12:00 noon. Otherwise, all interested parties can just purchase tickets for 11:15pm screening via The Film Society of Lincoln Center’s website.

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07/03/2012

NYAFF 2012: “Starry Starry Night” & “Couples”

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

I’m back! With yet another for a pair or New York Asian Film Festival 2012 reviews…

Starry Starry Night

One of the programs running this year is “Warriors and Romantics: the New Cinema from Taiwan”, which Starry Starry Night represents. A smash hit in its homeland, there’s a limited engagement run in the US scheduled for later this month (with NYAFF12 serving as the very first stop). But the most important thing to know is how it’s for kids. And simply put, it’s one of the absolute best of its kind to be produced in recent years, regardless of origin. Thing is, Hollywood fails at making all sorts of movies, as we all know. But when it comes to children’s movies, you can blame overprotective, close-mined, idiot parents. Hence why flicks starring kids that tackle “mature” themes are usually aimed at adults, but they’re equally lame. I don’t know what’s worse: movies actually for children, which are often pandering and play it too safe, or movies for basically man-children, which are often overly precious and needlessly intellectual. Sorry, perhaps it shouldn’t count, but I can’t help but be reminded of Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom. Maybe I’m justified or totally off base; I honestly don’t care enough to figure out which.

Anyhow, Starry Starry Night is about Mei, whose family is fractured in a way that’s far too relatable to many. Mom studied art in France and clearly misses the past, hence why she’s always playing French music and drinking wine at home. Dad tries to stay chipper, yet can’t help but bicker with his equally unhappy wife. Which forces their daughter to withdraw, and prompting an ultimately half-hearted attempt at running away. She also tries her best to have everyone come together and assemble jigsaw puzzles, like the good old days, but the requests fall of deaf ears. At least there’s grandpa, who’s awesome, and not just because he carves cute wooden animals for his granddaughter. He’s also the one thing keeping the family together, so once he passes away, the days are officially numbered for Mei’s parents. But in the face of such legitimately sad circumstances comes a glimmer of salvation: Jay, new kid in class, just as quiet and guarded, plus he’s kinda cute.

Jay also has an artistic bone in his body, which Mei is equally passionate about, so a friendship soon blossoms. Which unfortunately incites resentment and jealously among their classmates; you know how cruel kids can be. Around this time, both their family units completely fall apart, prompting the star-crossed b-fries to runaway, for real this time. To where Mei’s grandfather used to live, deep in the forest, so Jay can see some actual stars in the sky. They hop on a late night train and head to the mountain, and yes, what follows is an journey filled with discovery, tenderness, beauty, heartbreak, etc. All the tropes one comes to expect, but it’s so brilliantly brought together that it just flat-out works. Aside from the flawless technical aspects? the absolutely mesmerizing performances, a totally spot-on script, awe-inspiring camerawork and editing, special effects that legitimately enhances/doesn’t detract? is a genuinely heartfelt center that’s an emotional gut punch, but the kind that leaves you satisfied when all is said and done.

Oh, and the soundtrack by World’s End Girlfriend (whom I discovered at a NYAFF many moons ago, via Late Bloomer, and which was the REAL reason why I was interested in Starry Starry Night in the first place) was outstanding, as expected. Again, if you had any inclinations on seeing Moonrise Kingdom, save yourself the money and wait for this movie instead. Hopefully it’ll be playing at a large screen near you in the next few. Otherwise, a home video release is also in the card shortly after, I believe.

Couples

Each and every NYAFF is filled to the brim with Korean romantic comedies, which is usually not my thing, but when I heard that Couples was a remake of another beloved NYAFF classic, A Stranger of Mine, which I really dug as well, I had to give it a shot. The end result? The same perspective bending, time hopping tale, with the addition of super cute Korean actresses and scatological humor, another Korean staple.

At the center of it all is Yoo-Suk, mild mannered teashop owner and last decent guy on earth, according to various parties. There’s a girl that he falls head over heels for (to the point that he buys here a house, despite the fact that it would suck all the money out of him). Which is partly why this gal, Na-Ri, totally vanishes, though her bf doesn’t know this. So to find out why, he gets a detective to her down. The movie mostly covering a single day in Yoo-Suk’s life, starting with a visit to the bank, where he crosses path with Ae-Yeon, a cute traffic cop and the two become fellow hostages when the place is robbed. That’s actually one of the least wacky things to happen. Later on, Yoo-Suk gets a call from Bok-Nam, the aforementioned detective, and revealed to be his best friend as well, who says that he’s found the missing girl. This leads to a late night visit to a cafe, but not only is there no Na-Ri, but Bok-Nam totally bails as well. What sucks most is how he’s left with the bill and how his wallet is at home (Yoo-Suk was in such a rush to meet his missing lover). Thankfully that cutie cop from before is also present! Who also has a crush on Yoo-Suk, but she’s sans money as well, due to being robbed earlier that evening (yes, a traffic cop got pick-pocketed; how embarrassing).

They eventually get out of paying the bill, and Yoo-Suk even manages to convince Ae-Yeon to follow him home, after vehicles speeding through a nearby puddle have doused them both. The two honestly seem like the perfect pair, and all seems well until Na-Ri shows up out of the blue to pick up some stuff. What stuff exactly? And why the sudden appearance? Also, why does Ae-Yeon make a sudden and semi-awkward exit? Much like A Stranger of Mine before it, Couples presents one primary set of events, and then constantly goes back in time to show more of what’s actually happening from different viewpoints. Like Bok-Nam’s; while Yoo-Suk and Ae-Yeon are being held hostage, we see him do his thing as a detective. Not only does he witness Na-Ri stealing a shi*tload of money from her new boyfriend, Byung-Chan, a rich and powerful gangster, but eventually he’s suckered into helping her returning the stolen cash, only after realizing what a stupid idea that was; the attempt backfires not surprisingly. But by this point, we shift gears to Na-Ri’s side of the story, to understand why she’s doing what she’s doing.

And there’s Byung-Chan’s point of view, of course, who ends up as the one person that’s totally caught in the middle of the Yoo-Suk/Ae-Yeon/Na-Ri triangle. As well as a totally shifty cab drivers who somewhat ends up being connected to everyone and everything. Just when you think you know the whole story, Couples adds yet another layer is added on top. The chain of events gets increasingly complex and convoluted, but also increasingly cute and endearing. Highly recommended, even if you don’t like romantic comedies, and especially if you like Pulp Fiction, which is the only real comparison that comes to mind, of a movie that so effectively plays with narrative and time. The next and final showing is tomorrow, Wednesday July 4 at 1:00pm, at Lincoln Center.

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07/02/2012

NYAFF 2012: “Vulgaria” & “Boxer’s Omen”

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

Time for another does of New York Asian Film Festival 2012 coverage! First up we have this year’s Opening Night Film?

Vulgaria

In addition to being this year’s official opening night offering, Vulgaria is part of NYAFF12′s “Return of the King: Hong Kong Movies 15 Years After the Handover” series, and the perfect poster child for such a sentiment. The best thing is how it’s essentially HK’s take on Living in Oblivion, by detailing the awkward and difficult road that is independent, low-budget filmmaking. Yet Vulgaria oozes with so much confidence and panache, exuberance and style, that it’s impossible to believe that the entire thing was shot in just 12 days and how everyone was literally making things up as they went along, all with an absolutely nothing budget. Forget Hollywood; even the most competent of indie directors in America would be hard pressed to pull something half as well put together out of their asses.

Things kick off with a third rate/no name producer, Wai Cheung To, addressing an auditorium filled with film students. When he tells his audience that they must be willing to make sacrifices to create movies, and is sarcastically asked by someone if he’s ever followed his own advice, we soon hear about the time he had dinner with Brother Tyrannosaur, a mainland Chinese gangster that could potentially finance future projects. In order to seal the deal, To is forced to eat the most bizarre of delicacies (like “cow’s bliss” aka cow vagina). Failing that, he is then forced to have sex with a mule. That he does successfully, so as a reward, the gangster grants the producer the money he desperately desires. But it’s for the movie Brother Tyrannosaur wants: a sequel to a beloved porno from his youth. Note: this means a relatively older skin flick… we’re talking decades old.

Eventually we meet the other characters: To’s stone cold-hearted ex wife, to whom he owes a ton of back alimony, their young daughter, the sole positive influence in his life who risks following in her dad’s less than illustrious footsteps, To’s director, who runs an illegal gambling operation aimed at mothers on the side, To’s mainland Chinese secretary that’s fresh off the boat, who therefore mistakes her boss getting pissed at her for doing a sh*tty job as sexual harassment, the star of that aforementioned porno in her 60s these days, who justifiably feels that someone her age in an adult movie is insane (but not to Brother Tyrannosaur, whose footing the bill), To’s lead male actor, a Japanese dude who has a wacky idea to patent a form of masturbation (which I won’t go into details, but it’s hardly a breakthrough), and Popping Candy, To’s girlfriend plus body double for the aged porn star (thanks to the miracle of green screen technology, Popping Candy wears a mask so the star’s head is literally in the place of hers). She also wants to use the money she’ll be earning to develop a Wii game about handjobs, she fills her mouth full of Pop Rocks before giving blowjobs (hence the nickname).

Sorry, plot details are a bit hazy; everything just happened at such a rapid fire pace. There’s definitely a narrative throughout, but most of the action is conveyed in various vignettes that are strung together. Given the highly improvised nature of the production, it’s hardly a shocker, and the high-strung energy is used to great effect. To be honest, not every joke worked for me, but not every joke was intended for me either. It’s filled to the brim with references of all manner; only the most savvy of Hong Kong cinephiles will get every single one (alas, I will admit that I’m pretty rusty in that area). Still, it’s an awesome sign of things to come from the HK film scene, which has indeed somewhat lost its way in recent years. Unfortunately there was only screening of Vulgaria (if I had early access to the movie, I surely would have given everyone a heads up beforehand), but it will hopefully be released on home video here very soon.

Boxer’s Omen

Jesus Christ, where to begin. Boxer’s Omen, aka the Shaw Brothers’ foray into the 80s, black magic, and xenophobia, can be best described as the perfect mix of Kickboxer, Manos The Hands of Fate, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, Evil Dead, Altered States, Cannibal Holocaust, and the all-time NYAFF midnight classic, Hausu. Those who have seen it already are all in agreement that it’s one of the absolutely most disgusting movies ever made, and I am hard pressed to argue with consensus.

Plot goes something like this: Chan Hung has a brother who get brutalized by a no good for nuthin’ Muay Thai boxer (played by the legendary Bolo Yeung). So he ventures to Thailand to extract some revenge, but is also drawn to a Buddhist temple. There he discovers that he is linked to all powerful monk, who appeared earlier on when he saved his ass from some bad guys, who I think where connected to Mr Bu Bo, Bolo’s character (what a name, huh). BTW, this after the aforementioned baddies had murdered Chan’s best friend, Uncle 7 (yet another awesome name). Anyhow, the monk has been cursed by an evil wizard, as an act of vengeance, over murdering his lil’ bat buddy (you just HAVE to see the puppet used for this sequence). And because Chan is a blood relative, it’s his job to step up, which he agrees to. After some training, it’s time to face the evil wizard, which was that mind-melting scene that I linked last time. Would you believe me if I said that it was just the tip of the iceberg? Because it is.

Well, with the bad guy dead, Chan Hung believes his job is done and goes back home. First thing he does is totally forget that he’s a servant of Buddha by immediately banging his girlfriend. Meanwhile, the evil wizard’s best friends decide to conjure up a big bad priestess that will score them a victory once and for all. And the entire process is far more complicated and disgusting than what we’ve seen thus far. Yes, watching one guy behead a chicken, to squirt its blood all over the place, in order to animate alligator skulls, and then devour chicken entrails, which are immediately thrown up, and then eaten again, all pales in comparison to some? take a big breath… another guy eating a maggot infested chicken carcass, along with rotten fruit and banana peels, which is all thrown up and passed along to a second guy, who shoves it down his throat (with much enthusiasm I might add), to chew up and spit up once more for a third person, who repeats the process.

Oh, and a freshly cut off chicken anus is then added to the mix, which is all fed to a naked woman (it’s supposed to be her breakfast), who had been incubating in the body of an alligator. The gutting sequence alone almost made me throw up, and that was before the body was removed, which was completely covered in maggots. Catch all that? But there’s more! Boxer’s Omen is quite simply one of the most bizarre movies I have ever experienced (and that’s saying a lot btw). Never before has a movie been so genuinely unnerving and retardedly schlocky at the same time. It just needs to be seen to be believed. Unfortunately, as with Vulgaria, there was only showing, but it’s available on DVD, and better yet, someone uploaded the whole damn thing on YouTube. Good luck trying to watch it, and I really mean that.

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