08/29/2012

Hometown Blues

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

We are now officially t-minus three days away from VERSUS! Plus I’m just few short hours away from taking the bus up to Seattle. And because I’m filled with nervous energy that needs to be directed somehow, here’s a quick recap of my week back home.

To be honest, there’s not that much to say, other than how Lakewood, WA is as depressing as ever. Which was to be expected, but this year’s dosage was the worst. On the plus side, I finally got the chance to spend some time in downtown Tacoma, where all the excitement (supposedly) is, with my b-fry from back in the day, Suzanne, plus her husband Mark.

They took me to Wingman Brewers, a relatively brand new entity that just opened its doors to the public. If you’re familiar with Barcade in Brooklyn, imagine that place with just two dusty old arcade machines and 1/50 the amount of people?

The lack of people, even for a Friday night, was certainly not indicative of the quality of their spirits. Far from it; they serve a variety of wacky, seasonal ales that are pretty fantastic, like the strawberry flavored beer I had that night?

Nope, Tacoma is just simply dead. There honestly is not much going on, because there are hardly any people anywhere, or at least it feels like it. Anyhow, back to Wingman Brewers; they really play up the areal angle, to good effect?

Because last call was 11pm (lol), was taken to a swanky bar and grill by the water. Was totally unprepared for an August evening in which I’d be freezing my ass off. Thankfully there was an open flame out are table?

? Instead of pitchers, large quantities of beer are served in jugs that the locals call “growlers.” I have no idea if this is a term that has existed in these parts for some time now, or if it’s a recent thing (and a lame attempt to give Tacoma some identity).

Anyhow, because we were near the glass museum, we decided to take a drunken, late night stroll. Again, the city is a ghost town?

Thanks to all the funky architecture, it felt like we were roaming the streets of some post apocalyptic cityscape, something along the lines of Logan’s Run. Which is a cool thing, btw.

Suzy kept saying that all nightlife happens on 6th Ave. Which we passed by; there was like one bar with maybe 4 people outside. BTW, I actually have been to Seattle already. For just a few hours. Enough so my dad could finally go on the big ferris wheel that they recently built, near the waterfront?

Also stopped by Pike Place Market for a bit, till my dad became too exhausted and grumpy (again, for all the details pertaining my attempts at entertaining my father this time around, I only share such sensitive info offline I’m afraid, though some moments too good not to share sometimes appear on Twitter)?

Meanwhile, and more up my dad’s alley, is Cabella’s. Which is this big hunting, fishing, and outdoor supply shop, as if you couldn’t tell by the following display?

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

Remember, there are strictly for “hunting”?

A place that has tons and tons of guns needs tons and tons of bullets, right?

Hawt…

Anyhow, no trip back home is complete without a stop at the B&I?

? I’ve mentioned the place, plenty of times already, but once again: it used to be my favorite place on earth growing up. And it used to be jam-packed with game players; I don’t know for certain, but I’m confident that it used to be (and still technically might be) the biggest arcade in Washington State.

Yes, even more so than Gameworks in Seattle; despite being bigger, there’s simply more machines per square foot in the South Tacoma landmark. I also think the numbers give Funspot a run for its money. But today it too is a ghost town in every sense?

B&I’s arcade has (or should I say had) an amazing selection. Too bad everything?s it total disarray. It’s hard to tell which happened first: everything falling apart, due to lack of interest, or people no longer showing up, due to the neglect that the machines exhibit?

Amazingly enough, the fighting game row, above, are filled with machines that still mostly work. Which is a real surprise, given how much abuse such things generally get. One can also find some truly obscure titles?

But totally unheard of games can be found all over the place, transcending all kinds of genres. Seriously, who out there remembers Demon?s World by Catalina? I haven’t, and I consider myself an expert on the subject?

Though once more, the vast majority of machines are all falling apart at the seams. Here we have the original Ninja Gaiden for the arcade, with all the colors in reverse?

Video games aren’t the only things that are busted. You also have pinball machines?

And even the kid’s stuff?

Behind the somewhat operational cabinets you’ll find ones that are completely dead?

I was looking everywhere for that Virtua Racing cab that was split into two, from last time. Instead, I found Galaxy Force, in a similar sad state of affairs?

Still, the place is not without its charm. Like artifacts from the B&I’s most recent attempt at breathing new life into its walls; every few years the owners trying to revitalize things, but it never sticks. Here we have a beautiful rendering of a DDR game if I don?t say so myself?

You’d think this ninja was painted back during the early 90s, due to the Mortal Kombat. But nope, it’s pretty recent?

Pretty much the only machine I halfway care about, and which is semi-operational is Virtua Fighter?

Unfortunately, the screen is starting to go; the image is slightly warped to the right, Plus the stick totally sticks. But it still got it?

Seriously, God bless Sega, the Model 1, and flat shaded polygons?

Anyhow, the entire scene is depressing as hell. The B&I was where many of my most fondest, formative memories as they relate to gaming was forged. Though on that note, yesterday I discovered something else: an old friend of mine from elementary school/junior high/senior high? and whose whereabouts I enquired about, this past Saturday? passed away, that very same day.

I used to go over to this guy’s house all the time as a kid to spend the night, with the latest and greatest NES games in hand. There are so many fond memories, passing the controller back and forth, trying to beat both Zelda 1 & 2 in a single evening. And I believe we succeeded.

He was also the very first kid I knew to get a Genesis, way back before Sonic entered the picture. My first taste was Revenge of Shinobi, btw. I feel weird giving out his name here, and will simply say that he left this earth far too soon and will dearly missed.

Well? back to VERSUS: we’re in the home stretch, in which myself and Jon, plus the rest of the Fangamer crew, must put together all the pieces for this Saturday night. Am hoping for a decent turn out, and with all the pre-show buzz it has been gotten, I believe that will be the case. Including nice mentions in Destructoid, Joystiq, plus Tiny Cart (and more than just once no less)! Oh, and I was kinda/sorta interviewed by Polygon.

[UPDATE] ALBOTAS and 4 Color Rebellion just posted write ups as well. Thanks guys!

One more thing: remember that new job I mentioned last time? Didn’t really say too much because it wasn’t 100%. But now that I’ve received the contracts, and signed them, it’s official: I’m a teacher once more! Or should I say, I’m an adjust professor! For a small liberal arts college in upstate in New York. Again, more info to come. Sorry, gotta split; bus is almost here!

See you in Seattle, see you at PAX Prime, see you at Fangamer VERSUS Attract Mode!

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08/22/2012

It Honestly Is A Lot Like Portlandia

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

Greetings, once again, from the Pacific Northwest. It’s that time of the year, in which I take a somewhat necessary break from NYC. Because the weather flat out sucks in August, plus the Big Apple in general? I dunno? gets kinda weird right around now? It?s hard to explain.

So like every summer, I’m revisiting old stomping grounds (be sure to follow me on Twitter to keep abreast of all the “wacky” stuff my dad says) and biding my time before PAX Prime (though in this case, I’m also gearing up for Fangamer VERSUS Attract Mode).

Oh, and I hope to finally see an old high school buddy that I haven’t seen in ages, that another pal has managed to track down (who, as we discovered, now teaches the Jedi method of classical guitar) and am also preparing for a new job that I’ll be starting just as I get back (and which will be my latest excuse as to why I won’t have FORT90ZINE4ANSWER ready for yet another major show? big shocker, I know).

Anyhow, my trip this year was a little different: instead of directly landing in Seattle/Tacoma, I made my very first visit to Portland, Oregon! Spent last weekend with Gerritt and Jen, plus their latest edition to the family, Atticus. Took plenty of pictures, naturally; here we have Instagram shots from during my flight, of the very best part. Which is the pages of Sky Mall, naturally?

Ah. trees, roots. I get it now?

Sorta want one, and just cuz I’m a diehard fan of Gradius! Okay, maybe a little?

It’s like 2001, but for cats?

Enter a state of euphoria?

Yet another brilliant way to torture your dog. Also, they seriously couldn’t find a wiener dog for this pic? Would have made more sense?

But seriously, sh*t like this makes me so proud to be an American?

Eventually made it to Portland. Believe it or not, this was my very first time there, despite growing up north, not too far away. It’s funny, but Washington had a rivalry going on with Oregon back in the day, which was essentially the Hatfields vs. the McCoy’s. Was told that they were the enemy and assumed as such.

I believe such tensions are all in the past, but my opinion of the place didn’t improve once it became the new home for douchey Brooklynites (though I was certainly happy to see them leave). Who have since all left, once the government assistance ran out, I believe (they all migrated south, to Austin, or so I’ve also been told).

Those who stayed were able to successfully create a home for themselves and contribute to the local economy. And it’s these people, the ones I know to be precise, who have been encouraging me to stop by, especially once it was discovered that I’m somewhat open to the idea of moving out of NYC. The jury is still out as it pertains to Portland being my new home, but I dug what I saw for the most part.

Didn’t do as much socializing as I had expected. The 2 Player guys were out of town, and was never able to sync up with Farel, sadly. Stayed close to where Gerritt and Jen lives; their newborn son necessitated being close to home for the most part. Ended up watching a surprising amount of anime, specifically Girls Bravo! Also got to hang with their dogs. They were pretty chill?

I did get a tour of the city though. Here I am in this big rose garden that’s a popular attraction (be sure to check out Jen’s Instragram feed for a pic of myself and Gerritt bro-ing it up, cuz I sure as hell am not linking it here)?

The city sure loves its bridges?

As well as food carts?

Speaking of food, here is snapshot taken of the breakfast place we were going to eat at, till it became clear that we?d have to wait an hour to be seated, and another hour to actually eat. Guess their cinnamon french toast will have to wait till next time?

The one thing I love to do when visiting another city is to check out the local news?

I also love finding out whatever place’s perception of where I’m from?

Another stop was Powell’s Books; Gerritt and Jen noted their insanely large collection of ultra rarities, so to test this claim, I went hunting for two books I’ve spent years hunting. And they had them both!

? That copy of Who Censored Roger Rabbit is a first edition hardback, btw. Was also taken to a comic shop, where I bought these zines that dissect the aliens from Star Trek: Next Generation, but from an 8 year old’s point of view. Will have pics later.

But again, mostly stuck to where they were staying. And for good reason; it was nice and weird. Near their house was Share-It Square, which lived up to its name?

Across the street, one could even make a cup of tea. On a random, suburban street corner?

Nearby, on the main drag, was an antique shop that had some cool stuff. Like this thermos that I now regret not picking up?

They had a nice assortment of reads?

Including comics (or comix)?

Though their definition of antiques was somewhat loose?

Though the highlight was the creep as hell (and also quite sad) puppet museum down the corner?

Neither Gerritt nor Jen had managed to build up the courage to venture forth. But you know me; adventure (and the chance to have something to blog about) is the name of my game?

Did I mention how creepy and sad it all was?

Not that I’m some discerning connoisseur of puppetry, but I’m a big enough fan of Jim Henson Hour to say that I’ve seen far better.

But even better than all that was having my love life analyzed and predicted by a girl who uses plastic dinosaurs. One night, at a food truck lot, and while on my way to order some crepes, I saw the following and knew I had to give it a shot?

Was instructed to pick four dinos: one to represent who I am generally speaking, another to represent who I believe I am when it comes to love, and two others to represent anyone I might be thinking of.

The resulting analysis was cute, though exactly what I was expecting, based upon the choices I made. Naturally the triceratops represents who I am; a tough, defensive exterior that guards a very vulnerable individual, but one that’s well grounded. And of course the pterodactyl represents my single self, flying around, scoping out a potential mate.

And yes, it’s probably best I avoid the girl I had in mind when picking out the t-rex, cuz she’s a real man eater, and also be patient with the one I had in mind when choosing a stegosaurus, cuz she’ll eventually lower her defenses. The medium was also amused by me admitting that I used to be a telephone psychic back in the day?

? If you want to know more, there’s the Dino Tarot homepage. But yeah, Portland certainly is filled with a colorful cast of wacky characters. It’s honestly a lot like the show Portlandia. Yet the thing is, all the eccentricities are totally sincere, and not contrived, like the hipster d-bags you’ll find in NYC.

Oh, also, much like Toronto, the girls in Toronto are totes cute. That’s another huge bonus for the city!

Well, that was the weekend. Do I have any pics from my time thus far, back where I grew up? Yes. And never before had a novelty tee so perfectly summed up this place?

This might be the last update from me, on this end at least; I have at least one more pending on the Attract Mode blog (hopefully you’ve all checked out my posts on Super Street Fire and Japanese chiptunes by now). My plan to do my long overdue image dump will have to wait.

But here’s a taste, via some dude name Flip on Tumblr?

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I am happy to report that the second coming of Attract Mode has been warmly received! Everyone loves the new blog, and most importantly, everyone is buying stuff from the new store.

So time to let everyone in on a secret: it’s my plan to turn Attract Mode 2.0 into GameSetWatch 3.0, somewhat. The first step towards this was my rundown of game related Instagram pics from earlier today. BTW, here’s one that didn’t make the cut, mostly due to language. It’s also from Israel Sundseth?

But yeah, much like last year, when I was juggling both GameSetWatch and FORT90, this place will still get plenty of love (again, am mostly waiting for the redesign before going full speed ahead). It’ll just be the spot for the truly random and bizarre!

Anyhow, with Eric now part of Attract Mode, and maybe with some help from other members of the collective, I’m hoping that we can finally fill the hole that GSW’s absence left behind. Though when it comes to specifically Eric and I, we’re both are fairly busy dudes, so don’t expect seven updates a day like the good old days.

Though I did have something lined up for tomorrow, which I just decided to axe. Basically, Kotaku beat me to the punch; came across that same video, right before the Olympics, and was going to finally share it, but? guess the thing finally made the rounds.

In my original post, Flikli’s handiwork would have been the opener, and the closer was to be latest from a Japanese YouTube channel that’s called Sexy Santa News (I think). Because the only thing better than the Olympics in the form of finely crafted pixels, is the Olympics via insane machinima?

And here’s their most recent clip, the one with the ultra wacky name, cited at the top…

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