10/02/2014

Pinball Dreams Came True

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

As previously mentioned, a few weeks back I made the trek out to Asbury Park, New Jersey, to enjoy some pinball. Correction: lots of pinball. Well, time for the whole lowdown.

As also noted, along for the ride was my buddy Ron, who can be credited as the mastermind behind what is basically the quintessential cable access show, as well as a visual language that many speak today. I’m speaking of course of Concrete TV, which celebrates its 20 year this year btw!

Ron also shares the kind of schedule that lets one set aside 8 solid hours just for the sole purpose of playing pinball in the middle of a weekday. Sadly, half that time was for traveling alone; the trip to (and fro) is two hours via NJ Transit. Once we got off the train at Asbury Park, we next had to take a somewhat lengthy stroll, but it was all good. Cuz it allowed us to soak in one of the more quirkier parts of NJ.

For those not familiar; Asbury Park was once a seaside wonderland that was everyone’s get away destination, primarily during World War 2. But the 50s ushered in the steady decline; thanks to the post-War economic boom, many other attracts began popping up all across Jersey, like malls and amusement parks. None of which Asbury Park could compete with.

Then came the riots in 70s, in which many business were destroyed, and the rest that were spared simply jumped town, leaving Asbury Park a shell of its former self for many decades. Though in recent years, poor artists have slowly trickled in and have attempted to breath new life into the city. And there were smiling faces everywhere, albeit worn by corrosion and other side effects of time in some cases…

Passed by what appeared to be a music venue, highlighted by this large photo of a mystery woman (though she’s definitely a cutie)…

Also passed by a dock that was filled boats for couples, but the only love in the air was the shirtless dude waxing them down with the utmost of TLC…

Passed by large crates, somewhat in the middle of nowhere, which seemingly contained orchestral instruments. Or were they?

Finally we were on the boardwalk, in which one end used to be a casino…

But it’s this large, open space (that’s Ron in the middle)…

Glimpses into Asbury’s Park’s aforementioned art scene could be found all over the place…

Here we are, looking out towards the boardwalk…

On the opposite end is a convention center, which unlike the casino, is still in use to this very day…

And somewhere in the middle is the Silverball Museum, hallowed grounds for any diehard pinball enthusiast…

Even from afar, outside, Ron couldn’t believe all the classic games from his childhood, ready to to re-experienced…

And because we were there on a weekday, and early in the afternoon, we basically had the entire place to ourselves…

… Like seriously, the place was practically deserted. Which meant we were free to jump from game to game as we pleased! And there was plenty to chew on; Silverball’s collection is simply insane…

The majority of the pinball machines on hand fall under two major categories. First are the ones that followed the advent of flippers in the late 40s; they also rely upon electromechanical relays and scoring reels. Produced during the 50s & 60s, these types are classified as Electro-Mechanical Games.

The second batch is the ones that immediately followed EMs; these machines utilize circuit boards and digital displays. Classified as Solid-State Games, they appeared on the scene in the mid 70s and basically the style that most people are familiar with today.

Ron grew up playing Electro-Mechanical Games, and was especially excited to play his favorite one as a kid, Cow Poke

… Alas, Ron told me that it didn’t quite live up to the memories. I personally find EMs a bit too slow paced for me, hence why I stuck to the more contemporary offerings. But at least they sound cool, and many also feature vastly superior backglass when compared to their modern day counterparts…

Silverball also has a modest assortment of classic electronic games as well…

Along with one of the very first one to boot…

I really dug this Doctor Who machine, primarily the low-fi attempt at keeping it up to date…

Though the playfield is also chock full of awesome little details…

Also dug the games that reinterpret and boil down real real life locales into the form of pinball…

Yup, playing Cyclone is just like visiting Coney Island proper…

Speaking of Coney Island, Silverball even has an assortment of skee ball games! The classic varieties, which I don’t think you can find in Brooklyn anymore…

One can also find a number of shuffle alley games, which is basically playing a shrunk down version of bowling, with an air hockey-like puck instead of rolling a ball…

Whereas this one shrinks bowling down even further; at least you get to roll a ball, though you’re actually trying to manipulate a little wooden dude who actually does all the work (and it ain’t easy)…

Again, the game of bowling being shrunk down even further…

Though it was funny seeing all kinds of games reworked in pinball form, especially card games…

Also, tic-tac-toe…

Am still trying to figure out the “plots” to these games…

This girl’s handy with the gun! Much to the shock and maybe disbelief to the dude behind her…

My favorite “wtf” find would have to be this head-to-head contraption. Each player takes turns as either offense or defense, which is made possible by the board changing its angle between “rounds”, much like a seesaw. Brilliant idea on paper, but not so much in execution…

According to Silverball, the Playboy game was a huge financial success for its time, which is hardly surprising…

And according to Noah: ”I played this recently; it has actual pornography in it.” Which I can confirm…

In addition to pinball games that featured sexy gals, I also loved any that tapped into outer space…

The one for Close Encounters of The Third Kind I found particularly mesmerizing…

As for my absolute favorite game that day? Believe it or not, the one based upon The Sopranos. Didn’t bother to take a picture of it, since it looks exactly as you’d expect. But I loved how each game sought to retell an episode (on a side note, I found it interesting how some pinball games have stronger narratives that their purely digital cousins). Each tale is kicked off with that sound of a TV turning on that used to precede all original HBO programming, which legit blew my mind when I first heard it!

Played so many games that day, including numerous rounds of Revenge From Mars, one of the two Pinball 2000 games produced, and which I had never encountered in the wild before, plus all my favorites that I usually play at the Sunshine Laundromat, but at great length this time, since everything at Silverball is set to free play. Basically, you pay a very low entrance fee and can basically play as long as you’d like! Which for me was just a little under three hours.

By then, the sound of every pinball machine going off endlessly began to give me a splitting headache. So it was eventually time to head back home. Though not before saying goodbye to Tillie, the official mascot of Asbury Park (and who is not to be confused with Funny Face, his cousin who lives in Coney Island)…

Also, not before Concrete Ron let everyone know that he had been there…

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Alright, here goes my second attempt at recapping the month that was September 2014:

- Began the month off in Seattle, as PAX Prime ’14 was winding down. I’ll provide a full rundown of the entire shindig, along with my most recent trip back “home” as a whole (including my brief stay on Vashon Island, which can be best described as being “Stephen King-esque”) in forthcoming, dedicated post. Though when that might be I can’t say, since I still need to detail PAX Prime ’13!

Till then, here’s a pic of myself and Jake Kazdal, at the FANGAMER [HEART] ATTRACT MODE opening. Aside from being the head honcho of 17-Bit, Jake was the only gaijin to have directly worked on Rez. In his arm are several of the two Rez inspired prints from the show, which he took back to Japan and passed along to his fellow ex-United Game Artists peeps…

- Here we have the very first thing I saw when I arrived back in NYC. As I was walking down 8th Ave, near Time Square, I saw some dude running directly towards me, being chased by a bunch of cops. And like an idiot I just stood there, letting them pass me by; should have totally pulled out my iPhone and fired up Vine! So this after the fact Instagram will have to do…

- Back to my most favorite game of all time, here’s how I spent the 15th anniversary of the Dreamcast…

- Around this time I also got myself a Roku box. Yes, as Dave (Mauro) puts it: “That thing that lets parents watch Netflix Instant on their TVs, right?” Pretty much. I actually got one for my dad years ago, and never thought about doing the same for myself.

That was, until my pal Anthony revealed to me the ace up Roku’s sleeves: its wild and wacky world of hidden channels. Simply put, the Roku is now my new favorite thing. It’s essentiality the gateway pirate television for the 21st Century. With it, I can enjoy…

* A channel that provides easy to follow instructions on how to make Japanese dishes, like sushi, sashimi, beef bowls, and curry.
* A channel that plays an old show from some local San Francisco PBS affiliate that centered on the forth coming desktop computer revolution, produced in the 80s.
* A channel that shows a constant stream of bank robbery footage from Texas.
* A channel that provides instructions on proper gun safety.
* A channel dedicated to one of the most beloved, yet completely under the radar, indie wrestling promotions in the US, Ohio Valley Wrestling.
* A channel that provides tips on how to live off the grid.
* A channel that’s basically a bunch of old dudes sitting around and painting historical war games miniatures.
* A channel that presents old Nickelodeon shows, including the commercials that originally aired during.
* A channel that livestreams a blind cat rescue, hence why it doesn’t matter if the lights are always on, but the constant 60s music that’s being pumped, and loudly, has to be driving them nuts.
* And finally, a channel called Bizarre TV that just the other night was airing Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom, around 4am.

… Anyhow, I’m so in love with my Roku box that I simply can’t shut up about it, especially on Twitter. In which I’ve managed to convince no less than three friends of mine to pick one up for themselves! I’ve also thought about maybe starting a hidden/secret channel of my own?

- Back to video games, finally had Raina (Lee) over to check out my obscure PlayStation 1/2 import collection. Here she is doing an impression of Suzuki Bakuhatsu, the star of this bomb disposal game that looks like a Uniqlo ad (for those not in the know, I’ve got ya covered)…

And here’s Raina again, at Barcade Manhattan (real quick: better selection of games than the Billyburg location, but the bartenders in Brooklyn are far superior, plus I find both hipster d-bags and Chelsea yuppies equally annoying, so I’m hoping the St. Marks location will be the best option, even though my tolerance for NYU kids is fairly low as well).

Anyhow, she’s playing the one game everyone wants to give a spin, and should, but which is easier said than done: Sega’s holographic wonder, Time Traveler

- Around this time was my trip to Asbury Park with the creator of Concrete TV, to check out the pinball museum…

… Which also warrants its own dedicated post, and which I hope to file soon after this one!

- Speaking of New Jersey, the middle of September was also the big screen premier of The King of Arcades

It’s a documentary starring Richie Knucklez, the punk rocker turned retro arcade operator from Jersey, which Joe did the poster/DVD box art for. Plus the director is also involved in Joe & June’s forthcoming Garbage Pail Kids documentary. They actually did some filming for that, during The King of Arcades premiere; this is what all the interviewees sat in front of…

Anyhow, the highlight of the star-studded affair was the chance to say hello to Mr TNT Amusements himself, Todd N. Tuckey!

… For those unfamiliar with this hero to all video game and pinball enthusiast across Pennsylvania, I again have the low down over at Attract Mode.

Oh, and the other highlight was becoming acquainted with Jeff Zapata, a colleague of Joe’s from Topps and who another individual involved with the GPK doc. I discovered that Jeff is in the process of trying to recreate various fast food recipes at home, include the Big Mac special sauce (which is not as easy as one would think) and KFC’s 11 herbs and spices (which was apparently far easier to crack than one would expect).

- The following weekend was No Quarter 5 at NYU Game Center. My favorite game was, unquestionably, Dog Park

Basically, you play a dog, and the goal is to have as much fun with other dogs as possible. You get points for running around and good old fashioned roughhousing in general. Not to brag, but I’m pretty good at it…

- That following Saturday was a return to Barcade Manhattan, to say hello again to someone I had just met the weekend prior, at the King of Arcade premier; George Leutz, who holds the world record for the highest score in Q*bert, was asked to set bar as high as he could for their very own machine…

George was a really nice guy! Got to ask him a bunch of questions, like if there are any performance enhancing drugs in the high score scene. But the best part is how he remembers the time I wrote about him for GameSetWatch ages ago, during a 70 hour long record breaking attempt in which I found great amusement from hearing him rambling on about aliens and the Egyptian pyramids.

Oh, and here’s Joe Simko attempting to give Dragon’s Lair a spin, with as much success as the average person…

- Had another meeting of the Obscure PlayStation Imports & Ramen Appreciation Society, with the star of the showing being this Famicom game in a NES-style cartridge housing. It was for a pay per play system found in Japanese hotels. The game is F-1 Race (only its Game Boy counterpart came to the States). And it wasn’t very good…

Unfortunately I had another obligation later that evening, so I wasn’t able to stay long for little known Super Fami classic Psycho Dream. According to fellow Society member Anthony John Agnello it’s the very first game by the same guy who would go onto create the PS2 kissing RPG Chulip

- Back to the arcades, and in the OG Barcade in Williamsburg; here we have a mini reunion of the fort90forum crew, aka Isfet & dmauro, one credit-ing Double Dragon

… For those interested in seeing how the game ends (was a first time for me, and was legit shocked), here’s the Hyperlapsed version.

- Guess what; might be doing a podcast again, real soon? Just throwing it out there.

- Oh, so I’ve been on a diet the past few months, plus a gym opened up a few blocks from where I live. And the change in the lifestyle has done wonders! For the most part I don’t miss junk food, though I will admit that it was hard passing up both chocolate glazed AND card tricks the other day…

- Time to head down the home stretch; this past weekend saw a special guest at the Spectacle Theater. The Cinefamily came to town, and brought with them a sampling of 16mm curiosities that they thankfully save from clutches of oblivion…

Highlights include…

* A instructional short by the Pasadena Police department, intended for its own officers, as to why shotguns are cool some of the time, but not all of the time.
* An experimental exercise by the father of the creator of the Simpsons, Homer Groening, which was all about water.
* A series of vignettes starring the Muppets, intended for employees at IBM.
* The very first commercial to start the Kool Aide Man.
* An Oscar nominated short called Doubletalk, in which everyone says one thing but is saying another, and which I believed I could find on YouTube but cannot (which sucks cuz it’s pretty awesome).
* And a 40 minute no budget sci fi epic based upon a Arthur C. Clarke short, one which blew away both myself and Chris Person. Also, both myself and Dave (Roman) couldn’t believe the ending, but apparently, that’s how story original ended as well.

- And finally on the very last night of September of 2014, alongside Dave once more, caught the Cabin Boy himself, aka Chris Elliot, live at UCB East.

It was a sit down interview that basically touched a little bit of everything: his early days as one of the original Late Night With David Letterman writers (some of my fondest memories as an elementary school student staying way past my bedtime was Elliot as The Guy Under the Seats), not only the sitcom that everyone knows and loves him for, Get A Life, but the numerous others that he tried to sell but never came to be (including Marlon Brando seeking to escape the pratfalls of fame by becoming the butler for some family in the Midwest, a la Mr. French), and how painful it was to see his daughter’s first awkward steps in the world of improv comedy.

Also, the man knows how to do foley for his own fight scenes, while it’s happening, plus rip apart shitty rice krispie treats like no one else. Now, I’m not going to say that he’s long been a hero of mine, but it was until I finally saw the guy in the flesh that it dawned on me how much of a fan I was, nor how much of an impact his comedy has had on me growing up. Again, not to a momentous degree, but enough to make an impact that I can still identify and trace. Was also definitely one of those “man, only in New York City” moments, which I sorely needed, especially after the past month or so.

- One last thing: a recap of all the posts I’ve done, over at Attract Mode…

* Congratulations! We Hope You Have Enjoyed Playing This Game”
* Google Translate Says: “This … this is dangerous!!” & “Fading CRT is retro-ish!”
* The Doc(Future) Is Back
* Zac Gorman’s Ideas For Sega Themed Shirts, A-Z
* Red Bull Is Doing A Documentary Series On Japanese Game Music… And It’s Actually Really Good?
* And I posted this already, but once more, All the excitement of pinball action can be yours!” Also, “Please don’t sleep!”

… Guess that’s it? Next time, more pinball pics!

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09/30/2014

“Renaissance.”

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

Yup, I’m back. Again.

So this place is a bit of a mess right now; for those who haven’t been keeping track, when this site turned 10 years old in May, I figured it was finally time to start filling in the blanks, after many months of radio silence. Thus the SHIN REVIVAL OF THE FORT90 DOT COM WEBSITE REBUILD PROJECT COMMITTEE ANNOUNCE CLUB, PLUS ALPHA, FOR MATCHING SERVICE initiative was born, designed to recap a year’s plus worth of happenings, before a combination of burnout and technical difficulties set it.

Right off that back, that was a lot to go over; was hoping to maintain a decent enough pace that I’d be caught up soon enough, to finally talk about what had just happened. Though I also tried to stay somewhat current, at least the weirder side of game culture, in the form of weekly YouTube round ups. Managed to fit in one random game related image dump along the way. And for a while, things were going great! That was, until this summer proved to be most nut-so yet, and kinda threw everything off.

The plan was then to regroup after I was back from Seattle, after my most recent art show, and then something distracted me. Which I’m not going to bother to go into details about, but let’s just say that I was recently exposed as being part of the super secret game journalist mafia/illuminati. And the ensuing fallout from that has been positively… silly. Anyways, got a new plan: will continue to play catch up while also post whatever major happenings are occurring in the here and now.

Like the New York Comic Con, plus New York Super Week which precedes it! At the very least, will do a recap at the end of each month, like right now. Oh, and am also going back to doing those weekly YouTube round ups as well. But first…
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September was an especially surreal month, and not just because of the aforementioned internut drama I found myself being sucked into (once more, have chosen not to make an official statement and instead am letting Jeff Goldblum do all the talking). Long story short: I’ve been on a ton of dates, thanks to the hottest singles app at the moment, Tinder. Some have been enjoyable, whereas others, not so much!

It has been suggested by numerous friends with whom I’ve shared my experiences with that I write it all down for the rest of the world, but this too is something I have chosen not to broach around these parts. But I will pass along the following, which has been the worst experience thus far…

Many believe Tinder to be a straightforward hook up app, and that was indeed its original purpose. Though most folks who actually use it, at least here in NYC, approach it like any other dating tool, including myself. But there was one time in which I really did think it was going to lead me straight towards casual sex; after all, this one woman wanted to meet at 11:30 on a Saturday night.

Still, I insisted that we meet at a bar first, cuz going straight to her place would have been super awkward (as well as potentially dangerous). Now, this particular woman was a lawyer, and in an attempt to get to know the other person better (I still wanted it to be a date in my mind), I asked what she did to unwind, and for her it was mostly watching television. Sound totally normal thus far, right?

Well, the first red flag went up when she asked if I watched any as well:

”Sorry, but I don’t. I cut the cord years ago, though I am well aware what the hot shows are, and have even downloaded a bunch, plus I know that a lot is readily available on Netflix. I mostly don’t have the time! And it’s actually kinda frustrating; I know if given a shot, I’d totally love Game of Thrones, True Detective, etc. The funny thing is, I was such a TV addict back in the day, and right now the medium is going through this renaissance…”

“Excuse me, but you’re using the word wrong.”

“What word?”

“Renaissance.”

Now, I’ve recited the exchange above to countless parties, and no one else believes that I used the word wrong, nor do they have any idea what this woman was talking about. Perhaps I should have asked for clarification, but it was this super awkward moment that I felt best to simply move away from, hence why I immediately changed the subject.

Which, BTW, was not easy since one of my biggest pet peeves is when people correct others on their usage of the English language, primarily during casual conversation; how people use certain words is often a reflection of who they are and where they come from, and worth exploring, maybe even celebrating, instead of just going “WRONG!” But moving on…

Later she asked me about my connection to video games, and I usually state the following sentiment on pretty much every single date:

“I am indeed heavily involved in the world of video games, though I am mostly interested in games as a tool for artists. Not sure if you know this, but there are countless musicians and filmmakers out there who use games as their canvas! Am also interested in games as a tool for educators. Because, and I’m sure you will agree, the American educational system is somewhat broken and…”

“Okay, stop right there. I am SO sick and tired of hearing about how education in the United States is broken.”

“Umm, what?”

“It is not, and we have the test scores to prove it!!!”

Yes, she literally screamed that last statement at me. It was at this point in which I decided that I wanted nothing to do with this woman, which meant tossing aside one of the most fundamentals on a first date, which is never to get angry and get into a fight.

Though after explaining that I strongly take issue with her sentiment and how my viewpoint comes from being friends with a number of teacher of varying grade levels and all across the country… including one who told me how that morning she had spent $600 of her own money to furnish her classroom… the lawyer just rolled her eyes. The same way a Fox News anchor does before concluding the interview to cut to a commercial break.

So yeah, Tinder lol! Well, moving on… though instead of detailing the rest of this past month, am going to save that for next time! Especially since I just realized that the date above actually took place in mid August and therefore doesn’t really count? Oops. Will be back in just a few.

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