11/04/2004

Versus

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

So this weekend is going to shape like a banner weekend for animation. First off is the opening of the Incredibles, which thus far, I have tried my best to avoid learning too much about beforehand. All I know is that A) it’s by Pixar, and they can seriously do no wrong (especially after Finding Nemo, which for some reason I thought was going to be not that great, but turned out to be very awesome in the end) and B) it’s directed by Brad Bird, who’s easily of the greatest talents in animation today. I’ve been a big of his work since Family Dog, and in my opinion (and that of many others), Iron Giant still stands as the last great animated film produced in America.

Though as irrational as it may sound, I am worried that the film will not fare well with audiences. Yes, I know it’s Pixar, and at this point, people should know to expect brilliance, but as proven in recent times, Americans have extremely poor taste (and I’m not just about the election). Granted, Toy Story was a phenomenal hit because it’s a really good movie, but the virtue of being a first also played a huge part. And like many things in entertainment, people will embrace the very first of anything (which are often quite good by default for a variety of reasons) and then gravitate towards poor imitations, since imitators will use other tricks to compensate for deficiencies, such as celebrity voices or cheap pop cultural references, which the general public happens to eat up like crazy, while the good stuff gets ignored.

Also this weekend, the Super Milk Chan show premieres on Adult Swim. I haven’t seen any of the episodes beforehand, but I am a fan of the art (been seeing the characters for years now in places like Giant Robot and the such), so I expect it to be light, fun, and wacky.

Last night I caught another episode or Drawn Together, Comedy Central’s “reality show for cartoons.” Besides being a shitty cartoon, it’s another sad example of what’s considered funny these days. I used to be a big fan of it, but I am so sick of pop cultural driven, self-referential drive humor, at least how it stands today, simply because it’s now so easy and transparent. Yet audiences these days eats that shit up because it makes them feel like they’re “in the know” Sorry, but getting stupid references to reality television or Anime is not something to be proud about.

Back to CGI movies, that’s one of the primary reasons why I’m so annoyed with people’s infatuation with Shrek. Oh boy, they made fun of Disney! So biting!!! Was it the jokes that people found so funny, or simply the fact that they made fun of Disney is suppose to be funny. BTW, Disney is hardly an interesting target…
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So today is ” the day after”. Back to Comedy Central, I made sure to watch Jon Stewart last night. I forgot to mention yesterday that watching the Daily Show’s one hour election coverage was one of the depressing things ever. Seeing Stewart announce with a heavy heart, and while struggling to maintain just an ounce of humor, that some guy who hates women and gays just got re-elected as governor for some state in the south, as well as list off all the states that have officially banned gay marriages, was just plain sad. So I had to hear what he had to say about what had happened (since he’s basically the only person on television today who reports the news with any degree of intelligence and integrity).

Stewart basically hit it right on the nail by saying that “us” in “the big cities” simply assumed too much. And despite the fact that “we” know the truth, and have been saying it loud and clear, especially to “them”, no one likes being told how false their beliefs and actions are (no matter how wrong they may be). And truth be told, we have given “them” plenty of reasons to hate us. I know it’s easy to make fun of the idiotic P. Diddy “Vote or Die” campaign, but but it also speaks of a very serious underlining problem. After all, if those who believe in the basic, underlying message are also laughing at it, something is SERIOUSLY wrong.

The Democrats need to change their mode of action. But how? When Stewart was interviewing senator Chuck Shumer, he asked the same question, and Shumer was without a solid answer. The best he could muster was “we need to be more clear with our message” but Stewart responded with a “we’ve been more than clear!” response, which is true. Or is it? Maybe people don’t want to hear it.

If there’s one thing is election proved, it’s that there really is “us” versus “them” in this country, and the “them” clearly outnumber us (at least when it comes to casting a vote). I guess I should feel grateful that I’m a straight male since I’m relatively “safe.”

Sorry to dwell on this, but when you work at a college during the day, and half your coworkers are gay women, it’s hard not to think about such things…

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11/03/2004

And The Good News Just Keeps Rolling In

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

Okay, it’s bad enough that Bush is still in office. But now comes word that the guy who wrote Catwoman is writing the script for the new live-action Transformers flick. One GAFer put it best: “There is no God.”

And since I’m already bitching, I might as well mention Sonic Heroes which I just started playing. Question: why the fuck does every damn Sonic game nowadays insist on forcing the player to control his ultra lame ass buddies? Tails is admittedly still cool, and Knuckles was a decent “is a good guy or bad guy?” character when you really didn’t have to touch him. It’s amazing how Sonic Team created a winning formula (just running, with nothing but one single button to worry about), yet they can’t seem to stick to it.

At least one of the games I recently grabbed is proving to be worth the time and money: I finally got around to getting a copy of Burnout 3, and its just as fun as the first time I played it. My only problem is the music, which nothing but the same licensed garbage in every other EA title. Plus there’s this annoying DV, MC Scratch, or Dash, or something equally gay. Also, and call me crazy, but I rather liked the music from part. Hell, the only reason I held onto part 1 for so long was the music from the very first track.

Also, I just got Mega Man X Command Mission for GameCube via my wonderful editor at Nick Mag, so I have that to tear into as well. And I forgot to mention before that I finally got my copy of Chris Kohler’s book, Power-Up.

Plus on the personal side of things, there’s been a ton of developments. Most of which I really can’t go into details (at least not just yet) but it’s mostly consultation work, some right up my alley, and something else which isn’t, though it might prove to be a good chance to put my money where my mouth is. I’ll explain later…

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11/03/2004

Game Over

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

So I guess it’s officially over. Kerry has conceded and Bush is still the President (EDIT: turns out, Americans really are that dumb). So with that in mind…

Dear Right-Wing, Bible Thumping Americans

Congratulations. You’ve managed to hold on to your precious commander in chief. I’m sure he’s quite appreciative for the chance to… further his dogmatic agenda in Iraq, give the rest of the world even more reasons to hate us, screw the middle class over, empower big business, further push hardcore Christian dogma down everyone’s throats, continue to demonize gays, and steal women’s rights to choose… among other things, of course.

Basically, have fun further fucking this country up for everyone.

Sincerely,
Matt

I’m sorry… I know that was childish, but I had to get it out of my system. I hope it’s understandable.

BTW, John, if you’re reading this, beam me up.

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