What’s the big news of the day? The PlayStation 3 pre-order debacle. This morning Gamestops across the nation finally started accepting pre-orders for the system and its been a cluster-fuck of immense proportions. Those who had been following along knew that with only about 400,000 system would be available at launch (though once again, I’ve heard it was as low as 300,000… the parties involved aren’t saying anything… more on that in a bit), so many diehard gamers decided to camp outside in front of their local Gamestops as early at late last night according to some reports.

But in the end, things were actually worse than expected. On average, most stores only got about ten or less systems. But here’s the best part… check out this quote from the huge-ass PS3 pre-order bitch-fest thread over at Gaming Age Forums

“[I'm] Number 7 and they only took 6. It’s really stupid that they’re giving 2 to employees when they’re only going to get 8. 400,000 is such a stupidly low number. My hate for Sony’s incompetence has me boiling.

Well, I guess I’ll be camping in November…

It’s getting more and more evident that the real launch of this system is March 2007 and Sony is just getting this out the door in November just so that they can say it launched during the holidays.”

But it isn’t just at NeoGAF, folks all over the internet are bitching about the insanely low numbers of pre-orders that Gamestops are giving out, which is made even more severe by their own employees. In fact, it seems as if the official average of systems to store allotment is 6, and that 2 can indeed be held for employees. Which means over 30% of all the PS3′s available will be wiped out before the general public gets their chance to get one. And there’s been at least one report of cocky employees boasting out loud, and in front of the buying public, how they intend on buying as many of the systems themselves to sell on eBay.

Speaking of eBay, also from that same thread…

“Was #4 in line after waiting in line at 6 AM. I talked to most of the people and they all said they were going to sell it on ebay. Gave me pitiful look when I told him I was keeping mine.”

Though my fave has to be the one guy who said…

“just remember to those ebaying… only 1 reserve per household at eb and gamestop… they check their database for both

anyways…

eb/gamestop for 1
walmart.com for 1
amazon.com for 1
maybe some others

i’m looking to get around 4 or 5… what about you guys?”

Which made more than a few people feel like tearing his head off his body, which led to a response off…

“whatever…

if people are willing to spend 1k+ for a ps3 (and they will), i’m going to bend them over.

capitalism at its finest, bitches.

seriously… i missed the money train for 360 and there’s no way i’m letting that happen again.

$1500 or 2 grand..however much profit i make is huge for me as a college student.

(and there’s lots of others here doing this as well so don’t be hypocrital please)”

Unfortunately, as fucked up as it is, he does have a point. People are willing to go to insane lengths for the latest toy. But it still pisses me off that people who have been waiting for the console for months, those who actually want to play the damn thing, will be taken advantage of. As one pissed off person responded with…

“Ebay whores are the worst scum of this gaming community, ebay whores are the north korea of gaming.”

But, It’s already begun

Here’s another notable quote, this one some friendly “advice”…

“When you purchase your PS3 on launch day, make sure its in a bag and walk directly to your car. Do not taunt the people in line who were unlucky, or taunt the people in the parking lot with your new PS3. Some guy did this at Best Buy on PS2 launch day and got his car windows kicked in.”

Hell, I remember when the PS2 was launched and some woman who had just picked up her system was brutally assaulted up by four teenagers right in front of a huge line of folks waiting to get theirs and no one bothered to help her because they didn’t want to loose their slot. This happened btw at the Herald Square Gamestop and no one who works at that store will talk about the incident since they too didn’t do anything except stand and watch (at least at the time; I’m not sure if any of those folks are still working there today).

Though as its been indicated, measure are being taken by Gamestop to ensure that people don’t have multiple reservations, but aside from keeping track of names via a computer system (which can obviously be circumvented), you have the awesome people who work there, which as we all know are total retards. I guess depending on the store you go to, if you ask for information, such as how many systems that location is getting, they will remain tight-lipped, because its all ultra confidential. Like they’re actually not just dealing some overpriced kids toy. But also, it would seem that different info is being given to different stores, and a few are genuinely in the dark. It’s a friggin video game console, what’s with all the smoke and mirrors? Gamestop’s already piss-poor manner of handling business once again going to be a huge problem, but as I’ve already mentioned many times before, Sony totally eats shit up like that linked eBay auction. As they say, there’s no such thing as bad press.

So yeah, this is actually going to be much worse than the Xbox 360′s launch.

By the way, I heard that Wii pre-orders begin this Friday. But unlike the PS3, I believe there will be far more systems available at launch (there had better… if Nintendo wants to actually have a shot at taking the top spot). Which to be honest is becoming more and more doubtful in my mind. In a perfect world, people will realize that there’s more to gaming than having the best graphics, the most polygons, or the highest resolutions. And you’d think that folks would have wised up now by all the crap being shoved by all the major publisher, primarily EA, since now more than ever their regularly updated games are just becoming obvious cash-cows (I’ve heard nothing but apathy and complaints regarding the latest Madden and NBA games from folks with half a brain). But when I was at a Gamestop yesterday, all I saw were people going ga-ga over the Madden, and no one could take their eyes off the latest NBA Live that was on display at a Circuit City, despite the fact that all the players moved, and especially looked, awkward. It was shiny, and most importantly, the latest thing, and that’s all that matters with people.

(… Also, I went to the Gamestop yesterday to look for Chibi Robo which just went down in price, and got sneered by one of the register monkeys for wanting a new copy, one that wasn’t unopened. I was apparently called a “snob”, and yes, it was the manager by the way….)

Anyway, despite all the hype and critical praise that the Wii is getting, in the end, I guess all that matters is the perception of if its “cool” or not. Which has always been the case really, it just feels so… crazy and out of control, perhaps due to the scale of it all, how cutting edge the technology is, and how big video games in general have become. It sure is a far cry from all those blocks moving about, and spinning around, during the Genesis vs SNES days. But then again, we are still dealing with children’s toys, ultimately speaking. Hell, take the DS as another example; we all know how amazing it is, how top to bottom superior the games are to the PSP. But if you go on any subway train, though primarily in Brooklyn, you’re sure to see at least three or four folks, mostly thuggish teens and tough guys, playing a PSP. You hardly see any DS players, and if so, its usually a female (either with New SMB or Brain Age), or an obvious gamer geek. I remember one time I pulled out my DS, and I got sneered at by a gaggle of teens. But what does this anecdote have to do with anything? Maybe nothing… or maybe its another example that Sony still has the mindshare of gamers, and that Nintendo has to pull a miracle if they want to be viewed as a “contender” and that no matter what Sony does, people will take it and ask for more.

Eh, I eventually got my copy of Chibi Robo, and when the PS3 comes out, I’ll be too busy with twenty other PS2 games that have yet to come out, so don’t mind me… I just feel like bitching. And feeling old to a certain degree.

But in brighter news, Robin passed along a totally hawt David Sugar music video.

On a related note, and another bit of not so awesome news, Google just bought YouTube. And for those who have wondered how YouTube is actually profitable, aside from the recent sale, here’s some proof.

And of course, Here’s a YouTube video of the founders talking about the acquisition. They seem like nice guys. Though I will say that I fear for the future… a lot of us might have to kiss many of our favorite vids good-bye. I guess I’m also trying to lay claim to the inevitable Google-backlash before the rest of the world hops on the bandwagon in 2008.

Back to video games, I haven’t had much chance to look around much, but over at Insert Credit, someone passed along info on a neat looking new indy game, Between Heaven and Hell. You know, its sorta crappy looking, but in a good way. The screens are rather creepy and rather effective.

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10/09/2006

Spaghetti = Meatballs Times Marinara Sauce Cubed

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

… That was maybe my best joke all weekend. It was directed at the guy at the Clam and Jam on Saturday night who looked like Albert Einstein, if he was 100 pounds heavier.

So yeah, the Clam and Jam took place Saturday night, which is this huge BBQ/folk music/booz and potfest that brings out an army of old hippy and biker types (some of the dudes also look like pro-wrestlers btw, mostly either Stone Cold Steve Austin or Goldberg) which MK’s boss, back during her days of dealing Italian ices, throws each year. The best part of it all, aside from the mountain of delicious food is the gigantic bonfire, specifically watching dumb kids unleash their pyromaniacal tendencies by throwing shit into the flames and waiting for one of them to fell in. Though on the negative side, it’ll burn your face off if your less than 12 feet away from it. Also this year I didn’t get goofed on my Curly Joe (or Lester, or whatever the fuck his name is… he’s just Goldberg #4 in my mind) who last year gave me shit since they can all sniff out city slicker blood quite easily (my hipster-ish glass also played a huge part).

Plus MK was the star of the party, since her shirt design (each year the fest has a theme and an accompanying shirt) was a huge hit. I took several pictures of it, including the keggerator (which is an old rust fridge that’s been converted into a keg, with the nozzle right slapped right on the door; its really awesome, you just have to see it), but none of the pictures came out all that hot (once of the improvements that Jason noted for this site last week was to get a better camera, and I can’t argue with that). I also didn’t anything handy when MK & I were at the mall looking for birthday present for her friend Morgan; the highlight of the entire visit had to be the stuffed Big Bird toy at the Build A Bear center which looks like he’s screaming with look of absolute terror in his face. Also MK & I maybe annoyed the customer of the Disney Store as we went around and making fun of stuff; would you believe with all the hoopla surrounding the Little Mermaid, you’d think they’d have tons of “regular” cashing-in shit like mugs and the such, but the best they had was a fucking Little Mermaid voice-activated remote control car (for girls only). Lame.

We also went to the Tower Records near where MK lives since they were having a store closing sale and everything was on sale. But since it’s Tower, and everything costs an arm and a leg there anyway, the discounts didn’t amount to much. Oh, and when I asked the manager when they were closing exactly, he mentioned not in the immediate future, so I responded with “Oh, cool” (which was just a figure of speech), and the guy total flipped out. He began with “No, it’s not cool!” then went on and on about how, when the store closes, where will people go to get music and movies? Like people don’t know about Amazon; to further make the (rather idiotic) analogy that Tower is some sort of hip, indie record store, he also asking where people will get “rare”, “hard to find”, and “import” CDs; I’ll feel sorry when Tower’s definition of CDs includes World’s End Girlfriend, and not the same Britney Spears album you can get in the states, but with some Kanji on it, and $25 extra. Sorry, but that dude really got on my nerves; that fact that he wouldn’t shut up or stop bitching at me didn’t help…

Anyway, I also got the chance to see the Worlds of Warcraft episode of South Park, and it was pretty fucking awesome. I also find it funny that the only one who are really bitching about it are hardcore WoW players who seem to fail to understand what a parody is supposed to mean (either that or just can’t take a joke).

And speaking of video games….
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- First, a couple of YouTub vids, including…

A Japanese commercial for Final Fantasy V for the GBA. The commercial itself looks like nothing special, but it does warrant some investigating. First off, you’ll notice that the game is being played on a DS instead of a Game Boy Advance. The thing is, right now the DS is white hot in Japan (I’m guessing that about 55% of the entire nation’s population owns at least one system), while the GBA market is totally dead, even though new GBA games are still being produced, with Final Fantasies IV, V, and VI being obvious examples, so now they are being marketed for the DS specifically (sorta like Rhythm Tengoku already has been). Anyway, take a very close look at the game as its running; it fills the screen! For those who don’t know what I’m pointing towards, since GBA games have a different screen ratio, there’s a black border surrounding the image. But not this one! This could be something similar to Final Fantasy Tactics, which also filled the screen when playing it on a television with the Game Boy Player.

… Get ready for Street Fighter, the ride!

… Michele passed this along earlier this morning: Mister Rogers playing Donkey Kong.

… And on a similar note, here’s an old Inside Edition report on the NES hosted by Bill O’Reilly. It’s funny hearing Inside Edition ask the Nintendo rep the tough questions, like what is Mario’s last name if him and his brother are called the Mario Bros, the response being that there is no answer and its no big deal, which is an answer they would be forced to address in the live action movie, and this was before the advent of fan fic on the internet!

- Plus, I highlighted the game Aquaria not too long ago, and here’s a video of it in action.

- Also, remember that one NeoGAF thread of the dude de-glossing his black DS? Well, for those not brave enough to take a nail file to their system (gee, I wonder why), here’s a better solution I guess.

- So with so much stuff going on, its sorta impossible to keep track of every single game in development, and as a result, a few have fallen into the cracks and its taking me a while to notice certain key titles. Blue Dragon is one of them, which is the new RPG from the creator of Final Fantasy, for the 360. Actually, I’ve known about it for some time while now, even seen various screenshots, and am also well aware of the claymation-esque graphics. But it’s this following screenshot that has finally made me take serious notice of the game…

… Yet another reason why a Japanese 360 might not be such a bad investment after-all.

- Halloween is just around the corner, and you know what that means. Yup, more late video game related costumes. Though its going to take a lot to top this one, and its an “adult” costume too: the Super Snake Arcade machine.

- Meanwhile, I finally got around to checking out that monster cosplay thread over at the Gaming Age Forums (which some of my Otakon pics made a nice splash, I’m happy to say), which try I do every once in a while, and here’s one from the recent Tokyo Game Show which I thought was pretty nifty.

- And here’s an awesome pice of Shadow of the Colossus cosplay that I spotted over at Jamie’s LiveJournal.

- Finally, someone over at the Insert Credit boards passed along a ton of awesome images from SoTC from its early stages of development, featuring not only Colossi we are all familiar with but earlier and rougher, but a few of those that didn’t make the cut. And they’re all so amazing that I just have to share…

… There’s also one that’s like a wild boar, which is in the final game, but the enviroment is much different, he’s seen running around a grassy field, which gives it a more grander feel, like a scene right out of a cowboy flick, though I can see why they went with what they did. Plus there’s another human-type Colossi, but MUCH creepier. But I’m also rather lazy, so instead of posting each one, I’ve simply created a zip file that has them all. It’s only about 2 and a half megs, so click away!
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Oh, and one more thing, happy birthday Marion!

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Came across a bunch of things today…

- First, check out this new adventure game for the DS from Austria. It’s called Undercover: Dual Motives, and its the prequel to the just released Undercover: Operation Wintersun, for the PC I believe, in which you investigate some British research facility cira World War 2 for a Nazi nukes. You plays as two different characters simultaneously; as you directly control one on the bottom via the touchscreen, you can check out what the other is doing on top and switch when needed. Since it supposedly plays “old school”-like, you can expect to have both characters in different setting but working on the same puzzle. And hey, it just looks pretty cool.

It comes out in March, apparently worldwide.

- Next there’s Limbo, which looks to be a new puzzle-platformer in the vein of Prince of Persia/Out of the World/Flashback. Its looks quite beautiful really, very film noir-esque. There’s not much info other than the really nifty video teaser and some concept art.

- If you scroll down a bit, you’ll learn that there’s a direct to DVD animated film on the way that’s based on Castelvania! It’s supposedly going to be written by well known and highly regarded comics scribe Warren Ellis and art direction by the insanely talented (all around nice guy; we were friends in college) James Jean. The animate film (or series… I’m a bit confused on that part) will be based upon Castlevania 3: Dracula’s Curse.

- Pelican is supposedly developing a “Nerf-based” Wii-mote and nunchuck. That’s… actually pretty damn smart, cuz little kids (and adults as well) are gonna loose their grip at one point or another, and something like this is going to make parents very happy.

- The road to the PS3 keeps looking more and more ridiculous; EBGamestop recently had its big trade event for all their managers, and the word is not good regarding the sale of the upcoming system. Basically, not even the largest video game retail chain in the United States knows what the hell is going on. The system comes out in just over a month, and there are still zero details. All that’s really known is that the number of systems available at launch keeps shrinking. Last I heard was 300,000 across this country, which means even more people scrambling like crazy for it comes this holiday. And that naturally will lead to even more crazy headlines in the news of people bashing each other’s heads in for the system, making Sony even happier (though the only ones who will truly be benefiting are assholes on eBay).

Though I do have to admit, the boot-up intro for the system is actually very nice. Rather pretentious, but still quite pretty to look at and listen to.

- Screw the Dreamcast; its the Genesis that won’t stay dead. There’s a new Genny (actually Mega Drive) game that’s just been released. It’s called Teenage Queen and its basically a strip poker title. NeoGAF has all the details including a link that will show you what the Amiga version looks like, including glorious digitized tits and ass.

- Also courtesy of the Gaming Age Forums (though originally from the shmups forums, which to be honest are too hard core even for me) are some early screenshots for Nanostray 2. I never did pick up part 1… every said it sucked, and even though I will pick up pretty much any shooter regardless of quality (speaking of, Xyanide should be showing up in my mail any day now!), the whole use of the touchscreen sounded too lousy, even for me.

- Meanwhile, over at the Insert Credit forums come a new artsy looking shmup called Harmotion. I’m still not totally sure how it plays, since I really haven’t been able to check it out myself (I know… stoopid Macs), but apparently the goal is to outlast the opponent in a 3 minute space battle, though each fight is “a collaboration of sound and colors”, which I guess means that you created pretty shapes and sounds as you try to kill each other. And the screenshots sure are quite gorgeous.

- Going from pretty to annoying, here’s the game related product of the century: it’s called SmackTalk and I’ll let the official PR do all the explaining:

“As anyone who’s spent a little quality time in Halo 2 on Xbox Live knows, smack talk can be an essential tactic in any encounter. While some people seem content with a quick running tea-bag and the stereotypic “you suck, nyuk nyuk,” there’s an elite crew online who, emboldened by the anonymous qualities of Xbox Live, have raised the trash talking bar to new and impressive heights.

Snappy comebacks can save your life and reputation if you’re unfortunate enough to run into one of this crew, but annunciating coherently can often be difficult in the cacophonous heat of battle. As such, GameDr and Digital Innovations have developed the SmackTalk, a smallish voice-recording dongle that hooks into the 360 controller and headset. Users can record up to five clips via their headset’s microphone, which become immediately accessible for playback via the five buttons on the SmackTalk unit on Xbox Live’s voice service.”

So it’s basically for shit talkers online who are either too lazy or uncreative to come up with their own ear-greating bullshit. That’s just fucking awesome. And the thing is $30 too. Yet another reason why I stay the hell away from online gaming.

- Check out these brand spankin’ new box arts. First off, Gitaroo Man for the PSP, which thankfully retains the original Japanese art…

… too bad I heard it controls like absolute crap, thanks to the PSP’s analogue nub of course. Next, here’s a brand new pair of box arst courtesy of Q Entertainment. The American cover for Every Extend Extra, which retains the sexiness of the UK edition, and the Euro cover for Lumines 2…

… Here’s one from my old company Ubi Soft, featuring its much beloved mascot Rayman, wearing pants for some dumb reason…

… That’s not very super cool, IMHO.

And finally, those crazy folks from Phoneix are at it again, this time with a pair of game that driving aficionados can do without…

… Ridge Racer 7 what?

- Hey, time for more crazy crap from video game hackers! This time feature Sonic dressed as Mario and killing his lousy cousin (or brother, or son, or clone, or whatever) Shadow…

- Speaking of Sonic, DigitalLife comes to NYC once again next week, and I just got my press itinerary. The I’m expecting the highlight of the day to be at 12:45 when the following takes place…

12:45 PM: SONIC the HEDGEHOG, BIRTHDAY PARTY and CAKE – Lobby of the Registration Area – Join actress Lacey Chabert and help us celebrate the 15th birthday of this beloved character as he blows out the candles on his giant birthday cake.

Dude, birthday cake. Alongside Sonic the Hedgehog. I am SO there.

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