Guess what? Part three of the very best of you know what. Oh, and parts one and two for those that somehow missed them…
COLD BEER BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
FUCK NASA
Hey, remember when I used to post both awesome random pics AND awesome random vids? BTW, RIP fort9forums version 2.0. But anyway, those who do know the drill already:
- First things first: check out my summer jam.
- Semi-related: eighties Japanese girl rockers are the best rockers.
- Though ultimately all music from back then was the best.
- God bless The Bob & Tom Show.
- This btw is what I see whenever I close my eyes, no lie.
- FUCK YOU. NO THANK YOU. I DON”T TO BE UPGRADED.
- I’M ULTIMATE, I’M CHAMPION, I’M MEGA, NO WAY
- You know what I love? People overflowing with civic pride.
- 66 seconds of screaming
(which took five months of practice).
- Jesus Christ, Ghetto Star.
- The Shining, as a sitcom.
- The Honeymoon Rap (bonus YouTube comment: “I wish there was a clear history button for my brain. Ugh.”)
- Proof positive that advertising types have zero sense of humor.
- Frozen Time, an early 80′s experiment in bullet time from Japan.
- I agree Dilbert: you should just kill yourself.
- This alternate take on Scooby Doo is also pretty damn awesome as well.
- Reason #87,529 whey I love the hell out of professional wrestling.
- And don’t forget reason #87,530.
- Though let’s not forget how truly wonderful anime can be as well!
- Better yet: the perfect merging of the two.
- Another brilliant combination: the mood theme from Ducktales NES and a corgi.
- Back to anime; it was Hilary who turned me onto to Dennō Coil via this pencil test
- A wacky, Power Ranger-esque porno from Japan, but minus all the sex.
- Speaking of Power Rangers, here’s the trailer to the latest movie, which features EVERY SINGLE TEAM FROM THE PAST 35 YEARS. Apparently the movie rocked and made like a fortune in the theaters!
- An oldie at this point, though most certainly a goodie as well: the Baby Bullet informercial, all crazy and stuff.
- Time for a legit YouTube hit: the Space Camp song.
- Note to self: pick up a copy of Future Heat.
- I also need to find out more about this “peace tape”.
- And this Games video feels pretty appropriate right now, doesn’t it?
- Sometimes a video hits like four million views and you wonder wtf. And sometimes it’s totally understandable.
- Something about some animu girl, frosting cakes with her ass, or something like that.
- LOL sports fans.
- As if you needed yet another reason to hate CGI.
- Who would have thought that the music from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure could make phat beats even phatter?
- Remember when MTV played videos like this? Actually, they never did; I saw it originally on Night Flight.
- Related: this is what VH-1 used to be like.
- Again, messed up pixels and pizza. I’m being redundant, I realize.
- I so badly want to see this documentary on diehard Tiffany fans.
- In Japan, this is how people break up AND how they sell shoes.
- There is little doubt: Christopher Walken was an amazing Bond villain.
- There is also zero question: KFC blew it big time by not going with this ad campaign.
- This dude really hates NASA, and for rather sound reasons!
- You’ll tell yourself: Soundwave has never been so SUPA KAWAII DESUA!!!
- Lidsville is pretty insane, even by Sid & Marty Krofft standards.
- Am supremely depressed that I will never be as cool as this guy.
- Never before has the title of a video been so amazingly spot on.
- Once again, thank you dmauro for introducing this into my life.
- And I have fellow Denim Club member Peter to thank for introducing another, yet equally mind-blowing clip.
- It’s a lawnmower, soaring high in the air, accompanied by the music from The Snowman. Sure!
- Let me introduce you to Robbie M, before his eventual domination of the music world.
- Speaking of, meet my new e-buddy: Orange Drink.
- A fairly kick-ass music video, but one that’s also NSFW. But I’m sure your boss won’t mind you watching something with topless chicks and machine guns, right?
- And finally, much how I last wrapped my previous rundown of awesome, random vids: something by my zinester bro, Ryan.
… Actually, I have one last clip, which I uploaded myself onto Tumblr, mostly because YouTube wouldn’t let me! It features a familiar ditty from Super Mario 64, naked dudes wrestling each other, a super soaker filled with some unidentifiable gooey substance, and rumble packs used to cover private parts. Does that sound NSFW to you? Surprise: it kinda is.
