So I guess it’s officially over. Kerry has conceded and Bush is still the President (EDIT: turns out, Americans really are that dumb). So with that in mind…
Dear Right-Wing, Bible Thumping Americans
Congratulations. You’ve managed to hold on to your precious commander in chief. I’m sure he’s quite appreciative for the chance to… further his dogmatic agenda in Iraq, give the rest of the world even more reasons to hate us, screw the middle class over, empower big business, further push hardcore Christian dogma down everyone’s throats, continue to demonize gays, and steal women’s rights to choose… among other things, of course.
Basically, have fun further fucking this country up for everyone.
Sincerely,
Matt
I’m sorry… I know that was childish, but I had to get it out of my system. I hope it’s understandable.
BTW, John, if you’re reading this, beam me up.
