08/03/2005

“Don’t need your help, junior. You’re the problem.”

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

- The Hot Coffee debacle is still raging, with Rockstar’s newest game Bully as the latest target. There was even a protest at Rockstar HQ yesterday. Here’s an article that appears in today’s New York Post:

August 3, 2005 — Young protesters came to town yesterday, massing outside the SoHo offices of a video-game maker about to release a “Columbine-like” game called “Bully.”

Carrying banners reading “President Bush, save the youth, don’t let us down,” more than 150 kids from Peaceaholics, a not-for-profit mentoring organization, came from Washington, D.C., to the offices of Rockstar Games.

“A lot of youth are playing these games and there’s a lot of violence that people are copying,” said Cordero Sellers, 16. “I’m trying to do my best to stop this release.”

The company, which earlier created the violent, controversial “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas,” is about to issue “Bully,” featuring a high-school student who gets picked on but turns the tide on his tormenters ? with extreme violence against other students and teachers, say the protesters.

It is a scenario similar to the April 1999 Columbine HS massacre in Colorado, in which two students killed 12 classmates, a teacher and themselves.

The protesters demanded an audience with Rockstar officials, but no one from the company came out.

“It’s important that we’re here today because violent images seen on games are copied by kids,” said Anthony Ford, 17.

“We’re trying to stop people getting hurt before it’s too late.”

Florida lawyer and anti-violence activist John Thompson accompanied the kids.

“Columbine changed the face of America but you [Rockstar] are about to come out with a game that celebrates, glamorizes and trains kids to do what [Columbine killers] Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris did,” said Thompson.

“Bullying is not a subject for a video game. We are not asking Rockstar to stop making this game, we are demanding they stop.”

Rockstar is keeping details of the plot a closely guarded secret but describes it as “humorous” and “tongue in cheek.”

The company states on its Web site: “As a troublesome schoolboy, you’ll stand up to bullies, get picked on by teachers, play pranks on malicious kids, win or lose the girl and ultimately learn to navigate the obstacles of the fictitious reform school Bullworth Academy.”

The game is due to be released for Xbox and Playstation 2 in October.

A security guard at Rockstar’s office on Broadway said: “There is nobody available for comment and that is that.”

The company did not return phone calls from The Post.

As if this needs to be even said, but this is getting absolutely ridiculous. And the best part is, this is all just a tip of the iceberg of things to come I’m afraid. I don’t know what’s worse, people who still choose to blame video games as the cause of the Columbine tragedy, and not the social climate (and easy accessibly to firearms) that actually led to the incident, or the Post’s inability to properly research a story by repeating the idiotic group’s claim that the game is “Columbine-like”. I love how in this day and age one can equate anything to anything. Plus the Post couldn’t even get Jack Thompson’s name right.

I have to say, as a longtime Rockstar hater, and someone who still firmly believes that Grand Theft Auto is nothing more than a glorified coffee-table game (a game where one only plays when company is around for the sake of novelty), I’m actually looking forward to Bully. If its delivers what it promises, which is a dark satire on the often brutal boarding school life, I believe it can be a pretty solid game.

Back to Thompson real quick, the Florida crackpot that’s been at the center at all these ant-video game initiative. To be honest, I haven’t paid much attention to the man on purpose simply because dumbasses that stir trouble are only in it for one thing, attention, and I’d rather not give it to him. Though unfortunately as is often the case, if ignore certain ones for too long, you’ll find out the damage has been done, which is often empowering many other dumbasses.

I always try to see a person’s argument from their point of view, but it’s actually quite pointless with Thompson. As I’ve discovered over the past few weeks, there no sense trying to talk with man with any degree of reason because he’ll just shoot you back with some knee-jerk, reactionary response.

- In at least far better news, there’s a very slim chance that Sam & Max may yet live again, though in cartoon form (again). This time from Pixar perhaps?

- IGN managed to create another big stink the other day with a review for the game Airborne Troops: Countdown to D-Day. The follow is how the review appeared originally:

Airborne Troops: Countdown to D-Day
Third-person action that’s almost as fun as getting kicked by a fat dude in an SS uniform.
by Ivan Sulic

August 1, 2005 –
Think about it this way, developer WideScreen Games’ Airborne Troops: Countdown to D-Day does not actually feature a widescreen mode.

Well then, that should just about do it!

Closing Comments
I got your countdown to D-Day right here!

*I’m pointing at my crotch*

Since then it was quietly pulled. Amazing what passes off as reviews these days isn’t it? Perhaps those who can’t understand why I’m so frustrated with IGN can somewhat understand why.

- More and more PlayStation 3 details are starting to trickle in. Now its been revealed that the PS3 won’t accept any PSone/PS2 peripherals, meaning controllers and memory cards. Well that really kills the whole backwards compatibility aspect. Many anticipate that someone, either Sony or a third party, will create some sort of USB pass through, but no body wants to buy extra junk.

Also I love all the talk about using the PSP as a controller/remote for the PS3. I guess “connectivity” lives after-all.

- BTW, I forget if I mention this already or not, but at least one group in America is producing versions of their comics for the PSP. They’re okay I guess.

- Here’s a pretty interesting series or articles that talks about the business side of video game retail stores. Much of it isn’t exactly mind-blowing, but it’s nice to have some real evidence to back one’s assumptions, such as how the one should NEVER buy a used system from them. The best quotes by far are:

“It’s been noted and lamented that once these stores were a place where likeminded clerks well versed in the gaming canon could expound endlessly on virtually every product. Such is certainly no longer the norm, and those gamers who do find themselves employed are often quickly shocked at how little of the job revolves around interacting in any positive sense with fellow gamers.”

And:

“And that brings me to my absolute key point; the thing I?ve been building up to saying for three articles now. It is the secret to the success of Gamestop, EB, and even larger chains like Best Buy or Target. It is the very reason I put all these words together, and it is this.

These stores rely upon, and succeed because of ignorance

- Via insert credit: All savvy old school Genesis players have known since forever that pulling a cart while the system is still on and putting make in, sometimes with a totally different game, can create some interesting effects. Well finally, here’s a handy guide detailing them all. Personally, I stopped doing it when I tried it as a kid at my friend’s place and accidentally fried his Genny.

- Also got this from IC, but I really dug it hence why I’m mentioning it: here’s an interview with the art director for the Dreamcast Castlevania game that never happened. To be honest, the more I find out about the game, the more I’m glad it got cancelled, and the interview further validates the sentiment. Just check out the guy’s character designs for the game (and this from the person who thinks Ayami Kojima, the woman who’s been doing the art for the series for a while now, is just “okay”).

- As for playing games, I really haven’t had much time to touch consoles, but I’ve found some time to kill via web games. This grid game is pretty neat, as is this ball dropping one, though its pretty hard. The cursor game is fun, albeit a bit cheap (it would be hella fun on the DS) and this Chemical Brothers game looks better than it plays, sadly.

- And it seems that the voice of Mr Tingle in the new game will be voiced by Mr. Sweatin’ to the Oldies himself, Richard Simmons. WTF indeed.

Actually, what I’ve really been doing these past few days is going through a mountain of YTMND sites. Perhaps the best is the latest sensation, the Ducktales theme is some unidentifiable foreign language. Though you can go wrong with one involving Star Wars, Michael Jackson, Final Fantasy parodies, Axel F. from Bevery Hills Cop, stand up comic D. L. Hughley, and a post-apocolyptic(?) Inspector Gadget.

That and watching videos of break-dancing trash, some found footage, and Sockbaby, Doug TenNapel’s latest project.

  • http://www.gamersquarter.com dhex

    jack thompson is entertaining. i’ve tried contacting him for an interview, but he won’t bite via email. not like i can’t track him down, but there’s the issue of what, exactly, would i ask him?

    he argues using the same emotionalism as any nannystate crusader – whether it be against guns, or smoking, or drugs, or abortion or whatever – most of which is completely impossible to argue against outside of taunting. and taunting is fun, but mr. thompson lives on that sort of negative attention.

    of course, i could always ask him about janet reno.

  • http://www.demolicious.org PAINPAINPAIN

    There’s a few borked links in there… that Inspector Gadget link though was very cool indeed. It’s almost as if he was made for the post-apocalypse. Still have horrible flashbacks of the live action movie though…

    I’m looking forward to Bully because it’s been compared to the classic Skool Daze on the ZX Spectrum. I’ve heard of crazy stuff involving videogames and guns, though nothing as obvious as GTA. I remember reading something about some kid shooting his brother because he lost at Mario Party or something. Surely if the father of the firearm kept it properly locked and hidden, this wouldn’t of happened.

    I always believe that videogames are a soft target and an excuse for shitty parenting.

  • http://www.yaytime.realmsend.com dave

    Parents can’t hide things from kids. Even guns. kids know how to find stuff. If a kid wants to read his dads pornos or borrow his gun he will. Kids are not stupid when it comes to that.

    I do believe that encouragement of violence via videogames DOES decrease the sense that violence is such a bad thing. More kids today think that beating the crap out of someone is okay and that you can get away with it.

  • https://www.fort90.com Matt

    I’m not advocating that parents “hide” stuff from kids Dave. If anything, its parents who are not being upfront about things, such as weapons, violence, drugs, etc. that’s causing real problems.

    And even I do agree that video games can have a desensitizing affect on children when it comes to violence, more so than movies for example, since video games are so participatory. But I still think its a joke to believe that games brainwash children and make them do evil deeds. If a game is all that’s necessary to “set a child off” like that, then I think its safe bet that if it wasn’t a video game, then it would have been a movie, or a rap/heavy metal song, or comic book perhaps.

    Growing up, my parents let me see and read and hear whatever the hell I wanted, regardless of how mature whatever it was I was taking in. My parents took the time to let me know that such and such was not real and not to imitate what I saw in real life. Plus they had faith that I was mentally and emotionally stable to take what I took it. And in the end, I feel like I’m a fairly stable adult who contributes to society in a positive way. Now maybe I wasn’t like every other kid, and not all children should be able to watch and listen to the stuff I grew up on, but that makes total sense; every child is different, no one is going to absorb and process things the same way. So why have these idiotic rules that seems to based upon grand, and completely wrong, assumptions?

    The ESRB’s game rating are there to help parents, and it seems that some are not taking the time to use them to make purchasing decisions. And just becomes some parents are lazy or ill-informed does not mean that everyone else has to suffer.

    I believe the USRB rating can be enforced a bit better, but the real concern here is that this whole Hot Coffee scandal is starting to turn into a giant witch-hunt, which many including myself would not like to see happen. Its very easy to do very bad things all for the sake of “protecting the children”.

    Yeah, being a parent is difficult some will say. My response to that is, well Sherlock, when has it not been difficult?

    Oh and PAINPAINPAIN, thanks for the heads up, they’ve all been fixed. Its a WordPress bug… very annoying.

  • David Goldstein

    1. Where’d the name “Hot Coffee” come from? Is this somehow a McDonald’s reference?

    2. I miss the RSAC rating system. You had a better idea what you were dealing with on that one. Besides, how do you justify giving both Claw and Gruntz an E rating (“Animated Violence” – cartoon characters with swords and guns and bombs for one, childish clay-figure-like humanoids beating each other with gauntlets and baseball bats in the other) while Grim Fandango, which has very little actual violence, get a T rating (“Animated Violence” – of which there was very little, “Suggestive Themes, Use of Tobacco & Alcohol” – meaning that a little sin is “more adult” than a lot of violence), Sid Meier’s Pirates also has an E rating (with the same stuff as Grim Fandago except without the word “Animated” in front of the violence, and with a lot more violence and less sin than Grim Fandango), and the CSI games get an M rating? It’s not about violence, it’s about gore.

    -David

  • https://www.fort90.com Matt

    What’s Hot Coffee? Jeeze David, guess you’ve been out of the loop, huh? :)

    Basically, Hot Coffee is a mini-game from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas in which your character goes over to his girlfriend’s house to replenish strength by getting some “hot coffee” a.k.a. hot sex. The mini-game was removed by Rockstar before its final release for perhaps obvious reasons, but the code was left on the game disc, which was later discovered and made playable by some hackers. Because of this hidden content, many parents groups and political factions called for the banning of the game, and when the USRB decided to re-classigy the game from Mature to the extremely taboo Adults Only, it was removed from shelves all across the country.

    The banning of San Andreas was a huge moral victory for the aforementioned groups and now they’re using the newfound momentum to further their agenda. That includes not just banning all violent games but stopping them from even being made, via government intervention (of course). It should also be pointed out that Rockstar does not exactly look sympathetic in many gamers eyes when they denied any connection with the Hot Coffee mod when it first appeared, and even had the gall to blame its creation entirely on hackers. Then there’s the USRB which is supposed to be the authoritative word on video game ratings which re-evaluated a game due to outside public pressure, and based the new rating entirely on content that isn’t in the game proper.

    The thing that most people don’t about the USRB is that they base their grade entirely on a ten minute clip of the game that’s provided by the game’s creator. They never even actually play the game. That’s like the motion picture association rating a film based on its trailer. A few people try to defend the practice by stating that its difficult to play every game from start to finish, and my attitude is that if the USRB is serious about what they are doing, and the industry is serious about using USRB for the purpose of self-regulation, then they had better just get some extra people to play all the games that come their way, which isn’t exactly the most difficult job in the world, and it’s not like there’s a thousand new games coming out every single day.

    But yeah, due the USRB’s rather idiotic grading system, you get some glaring flaws. And when you look at the fine details, it gets even more absurd. Sorry, but there’s no way in hell that Shadow the Hedgehog should get an E rating. I don’t care if he’s just shooting at robots or unidentifiable and unrealistic blob creatures. The fuckers carrying around a realistic handgun.

  • http://www.gamersquarter.com dhex

    no one is going to ban video games. everybody needs to relax a bit about that. what is going to happen is:

    A) rockstar is going to get fined to shit and back, and may fold depending on how badly the FTC rules against them and how badly the lawsuits unfold. GTA’s vile content is actually a plus in that second part; how can the woman buying something named after a felony expect to claim punitive damages based on distress inflicted?
    B) the mid-term elections will go off with this as a minor flash point.
    C) people will forget about it until 2008. then it can start anew, assuming it has as much pull as people think it does. which i don’t, and frankly, it’s already sunk under the radar as far as the non-game population goes, which is all the politicians care about.

    i think video game violence desensitizes children to real violence until said children get punched in the face. then the difference becomes quite clear.

    so the answer is simple; parents need to beat their children more often. or at least let the little fuckers take their lumps when they run around acting like tyrants.

  • https://www.fort90.com Matt

    Well I’ve never been worried about all games being outright banned. My biggest concern has always been a situation where game manufactures would have to abide by some government operated or sanctioned review board if they want their games to be sold in stores, something similar to the comics code from the 50s and 60s.

    But you are right that people’s attention spans being so short, so whatever controversy may just peter out in due fashion, and that politicians only use it to nab extra votes on the campaign trail.

    As for lazy, dipshit parents, I should be able to hit their kids as well. I swear, sometimes I just want to kick the little fucks whenever I see them lounging in a stroller. At least the ones that are five years old and clutter up subway cars with their nonsensical screaming in-between bites of their Big Mac.

  • http://www.gamersquarter.com dhex

    yeah, there is that. i think a comics code thing won’t happen so much as rockstar might find itself fucked if it behaves like the ERSB wants it to.

    however, i think they should embrace the AO label. i’m working on a short piece for TGQ about that, and i’m not really sure if it’s possible to pull off but i think there’s room for a dual edition of the next GTA.

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