https://fort90.com/the-secret-to-selling-pasta-sauce-in-japan-scaring-the-crap-out-of-white-children/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-secret-to-selling-pasta-sauce-in-japan-scaring-the-crap-out-of-white-children The homebase of Matthew Hawkins Fri, 15 Mar 2024 13:57:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 https://fort90.com/the-secret-to-selling-pasta-sauce-in-japan-scaring-the-crap-out-of-white-children/#comment-81277 dmauro Tue, 31 Oct 2006 21:08:02 +0000 http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=433#comment-81277 Wow, I had never seen Subservient Chicken before. It's obvious it's pre-recorded, but my disbelief was easily suspended when I told him to strike a sexy pose on the couch. Wow, I had never seen Subservient Chicken before. It’s obvious it’s pre-recorded, but my disbelief was easily suspended when I told him to strike a sexy pose on the couch.

]]> https://fort90.com/the-secret-to-selling-pasta-sauce-in-japan-scaring-the-crap-out-of-white-children/#comment-81176 phooky Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:20:35 +0000 http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=433#comment-81176 Oh jeez. What is that, "Come Hither Teddy"? I vote for creepy. Oh jeez. What is that, “Come Hither Teddy”? I vote for creepy.

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