Comments on: The Chiptunes Booze Cruise/Helvetica Caused the Vietnam War/A Boy Named Cafeteria https://fort90.com/the-chiptunes-booze-cruisehelvetica-caused-the-vietnam-wara-boy-named-cafeteria/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-chiptunes-booze-cruisehelvetica-caused-the-vietnam-wara-boy-named-cafeteria The homebase of Matthew Hawkins Mon, 27 Apr 2026 00:41:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 By: Jason https://fort90.com/the-chiptunes-booze-cruisehelvetica-caused-the-vietnam-wara-boy-named-cafeteria/#comment-111023 Jason Sun, 23 Sep 2007 17:56:59 +0000 http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=537#comment-111023 Even if Matt were to make some shit up, you know deep-down that he's really just channeling the cosmos, the ether, and that shit is real somewhere! Even if Matt were to make some shit up, you know deep-down that he’s really just channeling the cosmos, the ether, and that shit is real somewhere!

]]> By: Slonie https://fort90.com/the-chiptunes-booze-cruisehelvetica-caused-the-vietnam-wara-boy-named-cafeteria/#comment-110659 Slonie Wed, 19 Sep 2007 23:37:04 +0000 http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=537#comment-110659 Well, you WERE in a McDonald's. Seriously though, that is too much. I'd swear up and down that you're making that up, but I don't think anybody could make up something so terrible, so you must be telling the truth... Well, you WERE in a McDonald’s.

Seriously though, that is too much. I’d swear up and down that you’re making that up, but I don’t think anybody could make up something so terrible, so you must be telling the truth…

]]> By: Jenny G. https://fort90.com/the-chiptunes-booze-cruisehelvetica-caused-the-vietnam-wara-boy-named-cafeteria/#comment-110655 Jenny G. Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:53:31 +0000 http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=537#comment-110655 <i>She talked about all the wacky ?ethnic? names that parents are coming up these days. One girl is named ?Cash-Monay?. Okay. A popular trend these days is for kids to be named after where they were conceived, and apparently, MK?s friend has one boy in his class whose name is, I kid you not, ?Cafeteria.? Then there?s the boy originally from Kenya or Uganda, whose name is pronounced differently from how it?s spelled, which on paper looks like ?Shit-Head.? Poor, poor kid?</i> Did I ever tell you how I was in McDonald's once and there was this woman calling after her hyperactive toddler "Bling Bling"? She was all "BLING BLING! Get your ass over here now!" Bling Bling was also morbidly obese, at all of age 2. She talked about all the wacky ?ethnic? names that parents are coming up these days. One girl is named ?Cash-Monay?. Okay. A popular trend these days is for kids to be named after where they were conceived, and apparently, MK?s friend has one boy in his class whose name is, I kid you not, ?Cafeteria.? Then there?s the boy originally from Kenya or Uganda, whose name is pronounced differently from how it?s spelled, which on paper looks like ?Shit-Head.? Poor, poor kid?

Did I ever tell you how I was in McDonald’s once and there was this woman calling after her hyperactive toddler “Bling Bling”? She was all “BLING BLING! Get your ass over here now!” Bling Bling was also morbidly obese, at all of age 2.

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