There’s also a decent Indian joint nearby, along with Mexican… you’ve got plenty of Chinese places around here, though I would have to imagine that there’s a few of those near you. I also have Domino’s, literally across the street, but if Katie and I want fast food pizza, we always go with Papa John’s.

I have a few Dominican joints nearby as well, obviously, but the service there is lousy, plus I think they overcharge us white folk. Oh, there’s also a Japanese place, but it’s run by Chinese people, who can’t properly handle sushi, so fuck that noise. Finally, there’s two traditional diners in the neighborhood… neither is anything to go crazy about.