Comments on: “If that was real, it would be such a tragedy!” https://fort90.com/if-that-was-real-it-would-be-such-a-tragedy/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=if-that-was-real-it-would-be-such-a-tragedy The homebase of Matthew Hawkins Fri, 15 Mar 2024 13:57:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 By: Matthew Hawkins https://fort90.com/if-that-was-real-it-would-be-such-a-tragedy/#comment-226913 Matthew Hawkins Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:52:47 +0000 http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=690#comment-226913 Hey, it's totally understandable. Maybe it's somewhat the same reason why I'm so harsh against GTA4; I just found it so ridiculous that something could offer such a vivid recreation of New York City, primarily Manhattan, yet completely deny the player the pleasure of interacting with it from the get-go, and for the most asinine of reasons. Also, I again fully realize that fully embracing stuff like Doki Majo does me no favors, and is simply evidence that I'm so easily amused. Though once again, I just find it so fascinating on a purely cultural level. As for the games themselves... I actually own the first two and haven't put much time into them, simply due to the language barrier, Perhaps their exotic qualities is what keeps them from being complete garbage in my eyes thus far? Hey, it’s totally understandable. Maybe it’s somewhat the same reason why I’m so harsh against GTA4; I just found it so ridiculous that something could offer such a vivid recreation of New York City, primarily Manhattan, yet completely deny the player the pleasure of interacting with it from the get-go, and for the most asinine of reasons.

Also, I again fully realize that fully embracing stuff like Doki Majo does me no favors, and is simply evidence that I’m so easily amused. Though once again, I just find it so fascinating on a purely cultural level. As for the games themselves… I actually own the first two and haven’t put much time into them, simply due to the language barrier, Perhaps their exotic qualities is what keeps them from being complete garbage in my eyes thus far?

]]> By: eric_c https://fort90.com/if-that-was-real-it-would-be-such-a-tragedy/#comment-226891 eric_c Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:03:12 +0000 http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=690#comment-226891 While I find the existence of the Doki Majo series interesting, loli-molesting isn't really my thing. I might have criticized the game more than I usually do in that post, though, because I was annoyed by having to sit through so much junk for a few seconds of Star Radish (also, I was hoping to see if SNK Playmore revealed any other additional retro-style minigames). While I find the existence of the Doki Majo series interesting, loli-molesting isn’t really my thing. I might have criticized the game more than I usually do in that post, though, because I was annoyed by having to sit through so much junk for a few seconds of Star Radish (also, I was hoping to see if SNK Playmore revealed any other additional retro-style minigames).

]]> By: Jenny DevilDoll https://fort90.com/if-that-was-real-it-would-be-such-a-tragedy/#comment-226878 Jenny DevilDoll Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:34:12 +0000 http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=690#comment-226878 ...and the best/worst part is that the quail eating woman wasn't even actually reading about her sexual exploits, she was reading a letter from her Mom SUGGESTING she have more sexual exploits. A story about someone actually doing any of the things she mentioned would have been more interesting. …and the best/worst part is that the quail eating woman wasn’t even actually reading about her sexual exploits, she was reading a letter from her Mom SUGGESTING she have more sexual exploits. A story about someone actually doing any of the things she mentioned would have been more interesting.

]]> By: dmauro https://fort90.com/if-that-was-real-it-would-be-such-a-tragedy/#comment-226876 dmauro Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:55:24 +0000 http://www.fort90.com/journal/?p=690#comment-226876 The entire internet is probably rolling their eyes at the kid that made that Super Mario Bros. 3 image. Someone should tell him about how Super Mario Bros. 2 was just a dream and see if his head explodes. The entire internet is probably rolling their eyes at the kid that made that Super Mario Bros. 3 image. Someone should tell him about how Super Mario Bros. 2 was just a dream and see if his head explodes.

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