January 2007

01/08/2007

So It Seems Like We All Might Blow Up Real Soon

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

I noticed this gas smell at work about twenty minutes ago, and then everyone else began to notice it, which I figured was just contained to the building. But then a coworker who had just arrived mentioned how the smell was not only there in the subway station, but outside on the way to work. She then called 311 to report this, and the response was “Yeah, we know.” And another coworker who just checked online says the smell is now all over the city, from Times Square to the West Village.

So if this is some big terrorist plot, or just some big freak accident, that’s set to kill everyone in Manhattan, let me just say real quick: I regret nothing.

Oh, and I really hope it really is nothing serious, or… as they say in Scooby Doo, zoinks!

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01/03/2007

Screw Super Mario… I Want Super M. C. Escher

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

Last night I organized a little get-together for Colin since it was his final evening here in NYC/NJ, who’s going to West Virginia to purse a degree in journalism (I believe the guy is on his way down this very moment). The guy wants to gets serious about video game journalism, and given how virtually zero “professional” game writers out there have a lick of classical journalistic training, I’m betting he’d do just fine. So I got Dave (Mauro), Joe (Salina), and a few other folks together to chat and drink (though I myself have cut alcohol out for the time being, as part of my New Year’s Resolution, plus I’m starting to come down with something, hence why I just had pineapple juice). Among the many topics touched upon, I got to explain why Koreans are considered the Irish among other Asian nationalities, plus Dave finally got to hear my anal sex with my crazy ex-girlfriend story which most everyone knows by now and loves.

But the real highlight was when he pulled out his DS Lite and, via a flash cart, fired up a GBA version of NiGHTS, a mini-game to be precise, which was downloadable bonus if you completed a special mission in the GameCube version of Phantasy Star Online. I’d seen vids of the game in motion via IGN I think a couple years back, but had never seen it running in front of my eyes. I’ve been entertaining the notion of finally getting a flash cart, but last night its been completely cemented. And thankfully, Dave has a spare unit, so I might be getting my feet wet into that scene much sooner than later! At least I’ll be able to play stuff like NiGHTS, as well as all the import GBA games I’ve missed out on (though at this point, I’ve pretty much played, and even own, everything I want… though I’ve yet to try out Starfy). Oh, and that pocket NES emulator would be nice to have.

Though its now 2007 and I still find myself struggling with the issue of whether to get a PSP or not. Joe had Every Extend Extra with him, which I wanted to give a try, but just never got around to it. That’s one game that’s definitely keeping me interested in the system. And I understand Exit is like $10 at Best Buy, and I again I find myself tempted into getting a game that I wouldn’t be able to play. Once more, Lumines Plus for the PS2 might end up being the deal breaker (‘sup Job).

Meanwhile in the rest of the word… also, real quick, its funny how a million things can go down in the blink of an eye, at least in the world of games (at Jeremiah?s party, Katie asked me “So, what?s new in video games?” and I had to tell her that I honestly did not know). As mentioned many times previously, I really haven’t been able to keep track of all the headlines over the past few weeks, due to the holidays and trying to wrap stuff up, and now that I’m trying to play catch up… Jesus. Its like a jungle out there.

Well, over on the Sony side of things, I’m just really confused. I believe the plan was for all 7,000+ PSone games to be downloadable and playable on the PSP by the end of 2007. But when the PS3 was unveiled, it was revealed that… and perhaps I don’t have all my facts straights, or things have changed and I just don’t know it, but… you needed that system, a PS3, to buy PSone games, for your PSP. Confusing, eh? As for playing PSone games on the PS3, that’s coming… I think? BTW, all this is only possible in Japan… I believe.

Anyway, on Christmas, a hacker released a hacked version of Sony’s official emulator to alone anyone to play any PSone game-rip, via a memory stick (and without the hassles of dealing with the PS3). Sounds neat, right? Yeah… especially since the games, for the most part, play flawlessly. But, maybe I’m just getting old, and unfortunately am becoming more and more of a dinosaur with each passing day, but the shit that’s been outlined in this NeoGAF thread makes me believe that the process is hardly as easy as some claim it to be. Plus the bottom-line is, there’s a possibility that a system might become “bricked” in the process… that’s when something goes wrong and the entire system is fried, and more or less turns into a brick, something that just sits there and does nothing. Oh, and of course, aside from dealing with firmware headaches (which is where all the bricking can stem from), you need a system that?s able to handle such things in the first place, which at this point, Sony doesn’t manufacture anymore. Yet another reason why I shouldn’t even bother getting myself all excited… the last thing I need is to deal with eBay in search of a compatible system (and deal with those assholes, and dead pixels, and all that crap).

For yet another example of PSP firmware related ridiculous, check out this recently updated page at the GAF that lists all the demos that are available, along with the necessary firmware version required for each one noted alongside.

As a bonus, check out this one guy who went through all the trouble to get this PSP to play his old games and realized that it wasn’t worth it in the end. Pretty silly, but he kinda makes a good point.

And not to be outdone in the area of ease of use, regarding the PS3, the promise of Xbox 360 Live downloadable games has somewhat been full-filled with the release of Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection for the system. Only in Japan of course. But US gamers can play the game as well! Provided they created a new account, list Hong Kong as their country, then create a fake HK street address, plus a couple of other annoying steps.

Granted, gamers are going through similar hassles with the Wii and 360 to taste a bit of the good stuff from far off territories. But it all just goes to show that one key promise that the next generation of gaming that’s been continually drilled into our heads, that being able to access and experience a multitude of games by simply the touch of a button has been kinda b.s. And the silly thing is, in most instances, its totally unnecessary. I mean, what’s the point of not releasing Tekken 5 DR worldwide simultaneously? Its not like there’s any licensing issues to deal with. Plus since its a virtual release, there’s no concerns about shipping them into stores either or stuff that nature. And given that game companies more and more these days are servicing the hardcore quotent of their audience, they need to be smarter and not to suh teases. They’ve got to understand that hardcore gamers not only pay attention to EVERYTHING, but they are smarter than them ultimately; if there’s a game out there, they had better give it to them ASAP, or at least be smart enough to cover all their bases, otherwise examples like Tekken 5 are just going to keep poppping up.

So yeah, I’ve finally had some time to surf the GAF, and here’s some other bits of goodness, including…

- Anyone who’s been to an art museum in recent times are probably already familiar with the use of portable audio devices for tours. Well in Japan, one musuem is using Nintendo DS to allow people to learn about, and even interact with, the works of M. C. Escher. Neat!

- I’ve passed along pictures of what the Super Famicom was originally designed to look like in the past, and here’s more of the same, but there’s also additional pics of a Famicom redesign that was supposed to come out along-side, and it looks beyond sexy as hell!

- Interesting in learning what its like to be a gamer in Irag? Check this very informative look at what its like to live in a world that’s apparently very video game like… Grand Theft Auto that is. At the very least, you will NEVER complain about your electricity bill ever again.

- And on a similar note, check out what “our boys” are doing station ever there. Playing Halo 3!

Though as another bonus, if you want to know why I don’t spend that much time at the GAF these days, just scroll down for some crazy guy’s anti-soldier’s sentiments (for the record, I believe the war in Iraq to be complete bullshit, but there’s no reason to get on the case of the poor folks that’s forced to serve down there… its not they’re fault, the men and women in our forces are only following orders, bullshit ones at that… so its really great that MS and Bungie is helping to make their time in hell on earth a little more comfortable).

- Want even more proof why its so much better to be a gamer in Japan? Check out Club Nintendo’s recently holiday present: Tingle’s Balloon Fight. As a big fan of both Balloon Fight and that creepy green guy that soars in the sky, colored me sad…

Real quick, over at Insert Credit, there’s rumors going around that Radiant Silvergun 3 is in the works, as is NiGHTS for the Wii. At this point, I refuse to allow myself to get my hopes up, especially for follow-ups for those two games (after many years and years for hoping for sequels and nothing). But if either is true, let alone both… oh man. Though truthfully, a RS3 does seem totally plausible, given Gradius 5′s existence. Though given how Ikaruga turned out, one has to wonder how Radiant Silvergun-y RS3 will actually be.

Speaking of shmups, here’s something I forgot to mention last year (which at least was less than a week ago); yet another last Dreamcast game is on the way! This one is called Karous and its from the folks behind Radirgy. And according to IC, its simply “okay”, but the soundtrack is supposed to be decent, and that’s good enough for me.

And also, you’ve probably already read about it elsewhere, but since I’m looking at it right now, may as well pass along the link to IC’s mention of the recent fan-made Streets of Rage remake. Its basically all three Streets of Rage game (I prefer the original name, Bare Knuckles, cuz I’m leet like that, thank you very much), all without updated, SoR3-level graphics. Looks nice! Though I recall a few folks at Gaming Age complaining about the music (and yeah, no reason to touch it, the soundtrack was already genius).

Hey there’s more, but I seriously have to go, like, right now (so apologizes in advance for any glaringly bad grammar and/or broken links). Later!

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01/01/2007

The Year That Was…

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

The last weekend of 2006 was more or less like the rest of the year that immediately preceded it, at least for myself: jam-packed.

Friday evening began with Rob & Michele‘s birthday get-together. Then it was off to RocketShip for the Meathaus 8 party. Farel made damn sure that I would be there, and I was. It also allowed me yet another chance to re-affirm my crown as King of the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Stories to Jamie.

Saturday night I exchanged Christmas presents with Katie; I am now the proud owner of a Hello Kitty waffle maker. Later I went to a party that was filled with mixed martial artists, literate guidos, leathermen and a couple of other folks who dabble with the sex trade, as well as graduate students. It was a New Year’s Eve Eve celebration, and I got to see Mike play Wii Sports while crazy mad drunk, as well as hear him and his best friend go on about some guy thats ripping off Aztec mythology to create bullshit doomsday prophecies that’s part of some pseudo-religion the dude created specifically for the expressed purpose of getting lots of blowjobs (kinda like Scientology I’m assuming). BTW, the next supposed day of reckoning is December 12, 2012 (hey, that’s 12/12/12… whoa).

As for Sunday night, last night, New Year’s Eve, i.e. the last night of 2006, first went to a party thrown by Jeremiah, which meant a chance for MK and Katie to rub shoulders with chiptunes musicians and gamer dork friends of mine, while I myself got to partake in some fine Belgian brew (Duvel, a favorite of both Jeremiah and Josh), as well as some super excellent whiskey, though I was already buzzed by the time I walked in the front door, courtesy of a flask of some el cheap-o whiskey that I acquired from a stripper that I recently did business with. Next was Joe‘s annual get-together, which was a pretty low key affair compared to shindigs past. Which meant no Japanese punk rockers or dock workers sadly, plus I missed Joe’s deviled eggs, but I had more than my fair share of his cupcakes… actually a bit too much, since the mix of that plus Belgian beer, premium whiskey, shitty whiskey, wine, and champaign did not sit that well with me, which is why I didn’t feel like sticking around too long, even for the making fun of Skinemax portion of the party.

Though the fresh air from the car ride home sure helped, hence why I had no problems yelling at people on the streets, much to the delight of MK, Katie, and Robin.

EDIT: Truth is, I had a LOT to drink that night… which was the plan after-all. One last night of gettin’ blotto before the new year; I guess my New Year’s Resolution/Commandment is to get into better shape, primarily for the big show in Japan. The last thing I need is to get all exhausted and pass out inside some huge inflatable costume and fall off stage in Japan, so cutting out the booze, or at least cutting down, is part of the plan. A few details are kinda hazy, but I’m beginning to remember a few thing, like chatting up with Pete about Twin Peaks at Jeremiah’s (I’m always happy to talk to fellow Twin Peaks fan)…. and MK totally sideswiping a cab.

So 2006 (my tenth year here in New York City btw) was pretty nuts. As well as pretty awesome. It was roller-coaster ride, almost non-stop, from beginning to end. Despite some really rocky patches here and there, a ton of truly incredible stuff went down, and for all of it, I’m very much grateful.

As for highlights, there are plenty…

- Got booed by an auditorium filled with angry gamer dorks, and loved every moment of it, at ICON.
- Also, the look on MK’s face when she realized that my rage against the furries had earned me groupies that same show.
- Snuck into the NYC Comic Con thanks to my kung fu connections.
- Got a book deal.
- Got to play Rez on a 60 foot tall wall.
- Shot some guns and became someone’s hero for pissing in a bottle beer in the corner of some smoky bar in Philly (and not spilling a drop), all in one weekend.
- Not only did I manage to get DS’s, but also two extra Dreamcasts.
- Discovered the dark past of my “t-shirt buddy” at the MoCCA Art Fest.
- Met, and also got to talk about hot dogs with Eugene Jarvis (the dude who created Defender and Robotron for those who don’t know).
- Found some primo dinosaur porn.
- Made an allergist’s jaw drop.
- Saw like three different movies dealing with pro-wrestling at the Asian Film Fest; didn’t have the energy to see Nacho Libre in the end.
- Received a cease and desist letter from a representative of Nintendo.
- Tooks tons and TONS of pics of cosplayers and animu freaks alongside Nullsleep at Otakon.
- Was pissed at the subways a LOT.
- Became a furry for a day for the Weekly Worlds News.
- Went on a quest for a nerdy stripper, and succeeded.
- From a moving vehicle, yelled at people in the street, both in Columbus and Syracuse, mostly to talk about pants and excellent chicken sandwiches (and I was also totally sober both times).
- Said goodbye PixelJump and cell phone gaming in general.
- Found out that I’m gonna be part of some punk rock show in Japan next year, dressed as an evil, mutant cereal box.
- Started writing for GameSetWatch and also further expanded my game writing elsewhere.
- Also pissed off a lot of people on the inter-webs as well.
- Won a Nerdlinger, grossed out Heidi MacDonald, and witnessed the birth of my very own fanclub at SPX.

… and there’s actually plenty more, but its stuff I’m either forgetting or simply isn’t suitable for public consumption. So once again, thanks, mostly to all the people in my life that made it all happen. You all know who you are, so kam-sam-ni-da!

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