November 2005

11/21/2005

Formerly Known As The Greatest Place On Earth

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

This weekend was pretty decent.

The original plan Friday night was to have dinner with Rob and Michele, but since Michele wasn’t feeling good, she stayed at home while the rest of us went to some Italian joint in my old (though now much nicer) stomping grounds in Jersey City. Though afterwards MK & I were able to get Michele’s mind off her troublesome stomach with a combination of chit-chat and good old fashioned bitching about stuff. Things were just fine until I developed a stomach problem myself; you’d think at this point, given my rocky history with food poisoning (i.e. the near fatal e. coli incident), that I’d be much more careful, but for some reason I didn’t say anything about the baked chicken and pasta during dinner, despite the fact that it was actually cold in spots.

Saturday night was the live body painting performance at Live Fast and I was on-hand as there to take snapshots of the event for Joe (with the totally sweet D70 that I borrowed from work). As expected, Joe did quite a nice job… I’d share the pics, but the girl (Great Turbo of the Gotham Girls) asked for full approval of all the pics before sharing any with the public, which is totally understandable since she was nude and all. But here’s a pic of Joe with his hand painted…

Aside from checking out the paint job, MK & I got the chance to hang with Jay and his cousin Ian, plus beer drinking fools Richie and Mike, as well as Mike’s cousin Joey (full name “Joey Methadone”). The minute Richie showed up and Joe let the girls from the store know who he exactly was (basically that guy who’s singing in all the punk CDs that Joe plays there), they all screamed and Richie was an instant rock god. Jay, Ian, MK, and myself all headed out once the store became too crowded, and MK immediately stepped in some dog shit, which obviously sucked, though its something I’m all too unfamiliar with… I stepped in dog crap the very first night we hung out! We then went to a pizzeria where Ian briefly went over his long list of celebs he’d love to exterminate (and his reasons were not only completely valid but rather compelling).

Afterwards MK & I went grocery shopping and there was literally thirty people and one check-out clerk (mind you, this was at the Brooklyn PathMart, past midnight). We made dinner around 1 and then watched the Scientology episode of South Park (Travolta’s opening line had us rolling) which I had downloaded based upon Rob’s recommendation the night prior. I also tried getting the Patrick Stewart episode of Extras the night prior, but it hadn’t finished (as of this writing, its still at the 60% mark… fucking BitTorrent), so we instead watched some Robot Chicken episodes.

The next day we went to Chinatown for some early holiday shopping. And I gotta say… Chinatown isn’t what it used to be. Whereas it was once described as my “favorite place on earth” by an ex-girlfriend, its a shell of its former self: either the HK movie scene is dead of everyone is relying on BitTorrent, so the DVDs shops are hardly worth perusing… at its high point there was five or so awesome import game shops, and now there’s just two, and both offer meager selections and outrageous prices, at least now when you online shows like NCS, Play-Asia, and Lik-Sang…. every other store was brimming will all sorts of awesomely insane stuff. Now everything just seems so… lacking. Though one gift shop was selling plush tits, and that was certainly nice (I’ll try to take a picture next time). But otherwise, pretty disappointing.

Then we meet up with John, Marion, Alisa, Alisa’s friend Allan, and Marion’s friend Jeb (edit: sorry, its Jed!) at Zen Palate’s upstairs restaurant (yeah, I had no idea there was an upstairs part either). And then it was off to see Harry Potter 4…

In a nutshell, the movie was great! Well, I enjoyed it, though it doesn’t hurt that I’m a fan of the books and am therefore familiar with the source material, which helps to fill in the cracks. But its more of what the made the third movie so awesome: great atmosphere, top-notch visuals, excellent pacing, solid performances. It had that slightly epic but growing feeling from before, but with more of the interpersonal stuff that was more prevalent in the first two flicks. True, quite a bit was chopped out, resulting in a narrative that’s basically a patchwork, but virtually every omissions was totally reasonable and understandable. And now I have super high hopes for the fifth film; if that one manages to get rid of the fat and stick with the core story, it might actually trump the book, which was to a large degree, meandering and ultra boring (IMHO).

Afterwards, we all went to the Cedar Tavern (Marion insisted because she really wanted onion rings, and they were damn good), and amazingly enough, the kid who played Neville Longbotton was at the table next to us! By the time we had left, Marion mustered enough courage to say hi to him and ask for a pic. He turned out to be a totally cool guy, which is hardly surprising since he’s British and all guy from the UK are gents.

One last thing: as some might now, my roommate Stephy is a fine artist. Recently she’s been doing pieces based that incorporate images torn from some bizarre early 80′s health text books for little kids. Here’s her latest piece…

… My roommate is a fucking genius.

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11/18/2005

That’s CRAZY!!!

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

Its been a really weird week at work, and I mean REALLY weird. Unfortunately I can’t go into specifics since certain events are under “investigation” shall we say (plus some of it is so fucking creepy, trust me, you don’t want to know), so I’ll just mention that yesterday morning there was this mysterious vomit smell in my office, which led to the ridiculous “Who the hell puked around here last night?!” line of questioning. I swear to God its like working in a sitcom these days…

Though one definite good highlight was helping out John Ruggeri, one of my illustration instructors from back in the day (and who’s still one of the best reasons to go to SVA, which any former cartooning/illustration who knows their shit can attest to), with a problem with his iBook. I’m known as an Mac expert in my various circles, and the go to guy when a disaster happens, but in this instance I was more than happy help him get his internet back in order.

That evening was also another movie night at Jeff Rovin’s. We started off with a clip reel from Highlander (the best fight scenes and the blooper reel from season 5), the “Who’s on first” routine from Abbott & Costello, an episode of the Office (the original British version of course; its so good that it hurts to watch, at least if you’ve had a boss that’s just like that), a dance scene from an old Fred Astaire movie, a live performance by Beach Boys from Ed Sullivan, plus one from the Doors. The feature presentation was an old Burt Lancaster film called Separate Tables. It basically a tale of lonely people at a hotel: an alcoholic writer who’s trying to forget his past, his ex-wife who returns from out of no where, the hotel manager who’s caught in-between, a scared to death young woman thats controlled by her mother, and an old British military vet who turns out to be a perv. It was good stuff. We also saw a clip from the new Ricky Gervais Extras with Patrick Stewart. Most people don’t realize this (or at least the ones who didn’t see him brilliant appearance on SNL many years back) but the guy is FUCKING HYSTERICAL. Sexy cakes indeed!

Speaking of TV shows, I know this is super old news (like by a week), but I’m still pissed that Arrested Development got cancelled. But instead of explaining why, simply check out this clip of David Cross laying out the whole truth.
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As for the world of games, here’s a report that states diehard gamers show the same exact signs of drug addicts.

- And Masahiro Sakurai, the man behind Kirby and Super Smash Bros who left Nintendo two years ago to go independent (with his latest game being Meteos for the DS) is now coming back to work on the Revolution version of Smash Bros. This is good news, which I will highlight with some bizarre pic of Kirby sucking in Ness that I found on Gaming Age…

- Also, via Insert Credit, is a site that showcases a crazy amount of characters created via Soul Calibur 3. Most of them are “familiar” faces from other games and Anime, so most aren’t going to recognize any of them. Though maybe these two…

- A while ago I showed an AT-AT that could play GameCube games. Well here’s a Jawa sand-crawler that can play GameCube, N64, and Atari 2600 games.

- But the big news this week has to be the release of Mario Kart DS and the launch Nintendo gaming online. Thus far the feedback has been pretty mixed: the game it self is fine, but many are disappointed that there aren’t as many online tracks. Though the real bad news is over, which relies on buddy numbers instead of easy to remember and manage names. I (and many others) just hope all the problems are taken care of in time for Animal Crossing DS. Plus there’s no online voice chat, cuz you know online gamers are so fucking obsessed with trash-talking…

The game itself is apparently a solid block-buster, which Nintendo is quite proud of, and they’re also more than happy to brag about their w-fi partner McDonald’s, leading to a never ending supply of pic of a guy wearing a huge plastic Mario head and the already creepy Ronald McDonals oogling game players…

- So this is it… just a few days till the official release of the Xbox 360. MS finally released a list of all Xbox 1 games that are compatible, and as expected, almost none of my games are on the list. I love how Jet Set Radio Future, a first gen game that was also a pack-in (as well virtually all other Sega games I have… Panzer Dragoon Orta, Shenume 2, Crazy Taxi 3, OutRun 2) is not compatible, but fucking Drake?!?! Catwoman is bad enough, but its from EA so I guess that makes it understandable, but Drake, easily the worst game in the past two years (and that’s not just my opinion)?

The major news outlets are also talking, though its not necessarily what MS might want to hear. CNN thinks its good but not great, while the New York Post has stated flat out “Don’t get it.” I wouldn’t even mention the mainstream press if not for the fact that MS spent so much time and energy to impress them. Most seem to state the same thing: the games look great, but not that great, unless you have a HD television… so are you ready to spring for another $10,000 for a new TV?

Then there’s the micro-transaction bullshit. Here’s a list of all the stuff that will be available via the Xbox Live Marketplace. So you think paying $60 for a single game is bad enough, wait till you have to pay a few dollars more for shit that should have already been included in the game. At one point extra cars for Ridge Racer 6 were listed (with price listed as TBD), but its been quietly removed, no doubt due to the public outcry.

But if there is one thing worth getting and its from the Xbox Live Arcade: Geometry Wars. Hell, its a main reason for me to get the system period. You can read more about it, and check out videos, here. It looks simply beautiful…


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As for this weekend, Harry Potter 4 opens in theaters and MK & I will be checking it out. Truth be told, I totally hate seeing movies opening weekends, but given that all my friends and coworkers are gonna see it, I just want to spare myself of spoilers (even though I’ve read the book, so all the talk is going to be about the differences, which is sorta worse if you think about it). And on Saturday night is the night where Joe will be painting the body of some nude roller derby chick at Live Fast. I will be on-hand as the event’s photographer…

Joe’s also the guy who passed along this pic from the new line of Star Wars Transformers…

I can’t decided if this is better or worse than those Marvel Super Heroes Transformers.

Finally, I want that fucking $100 laptop. The crankshaft (the yellow thing) is too damn cool.

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11/15/2005

Blue, Blue Skies I See

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

There’s a movement in the works, one which time has been long coming: a call for blue skies in video games. And what that means is less grim and grimey and more bright and happy. And all I can say is damn straight. Just as the article says, “We want to COLLECT BANANAS FROM MAGIC CASTLES not earn respect from fictional gang leaders! We want to stun enemies with BOUNCE ATTACKS, not shoot them in unrealistic and shoddy drive-bys!”

In a funny way, blue skies is precisely the reason why I’ll always be a Sega fan; their use of colors has always left a big impact on me. Its why I play video games: to escape and to feel better, hence why I’d much rather play a blue hedgehog than 50 Cent, and their bluer than blue skies always hit the mark, especially in games like Daytona, Sonic 2, and NiGHTS (to name a few).

In other news Joe’s been making music videos for the Beer Drinking Fools for a while now, and today he passed word that the BDF Fight Song vid is now online, which guest stars me in the very beginning. So if you’ve ever wanted to see me get punch in the face, here’s your chance.

BTW, today was suppose to mark the release of Joe’s brand new single, Boo Berry Overdose, but its been delayed. Something about the producer getting arrested in LA for something… you know how musician types are. Anyway, here’s a look at the CD art; I’ll pass along the tunes as soon as they’re ready.

And hey look, Optical Sloth just reviewed Unlucky #1!

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