June 2005

06/13/2005

The Reunion: MoCCA Weekend 2005

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

And what a weekend it was…

On the friday before, MK and myself, as well as Robin, went to pick up our badges at MoCCA offices. In the lobby we ran into Andy Runton waiting for the elevator, and upstairs I got the chance to chat with Toby Craig and Dalton Webb. For me, its not the comics that gets me most excited about MoCCA, its the people, the chance to see folks whom you haven’t seen in, often case, a whole year. It’s like a reunion, with “that’s been going on?” answered in the form of a brand new comic book.

MoCCA keeps getting bigger every year, with more and more events relating to it popping up everywhere. I knew that I had to hit the Meathaus party that night to hopefully see some old friends, as well as the grand opening of Live Fast to see Joe‘s work on the walls. But before all that was June‘s birthday dinner which saw not only her and bunch of others from that circle (including the mysteriously absent as of late Brian Green) but the Brothers Brett, together in public, for the first time in ages. I literally hadn’t seen Rod in years, the person most responsible for me being so knowledgeable of the import gaming scene in the past six or seven or so years.

And it was during dinner where a plan was hatched concerning my father, who is a bit of a curiosity amongst all my friends. The thing is, my friends take great pleasure in hearing about my crazy stories, especially those involving my dad (and my impression of him is also a big hit). The fact that I have not been able to provide any pictures of the guy, despite requests from all my friends for years now, has only enhanced the enigma. So my gift to June? A detailed layout of my hometown, including all the places my dad frequents so when Joe and June go to Washington state later this summer, they can observe (well, more like stalk) the man and the myth. Though if the schedule had worked out, I think it would be awesome if Joe (or hell, maybe even June) were to show up to my high school graduation as me.

After dinner, the three of us then went to the Cake Shop, site of the Meathaus party. But I guess we were a bit too early (even though we were well past the official start) since no one was there aside from Andy Bodor, the proprietor of the establishment (who also runs Alt.Coffe and is the brother of my old boss at SVA) and Roger Human Being, who was busy setting up for his set later in the night. But it was nice and air conditioned so MK insisted on sticking around, plus the place sold records and books so there was plenty to look around. I ended up getting two packs of old Tron trading cards and a used children’s book adaption of The Black Hole (funny how the whole ending of the film is mysteriously absent), plus a pack of movie cards from it as well.

We then headed to Live Fast (meeting Richie from the Beer Drinking Fools along the way). The place was totally packed, with Joe buried inside, surrounded by many peers and admirers, among them Dr. Chud, whom folks might know as the drummer from the Misfits (Joe currently does all the artwork for Chud’s current project). There were plenty of other faces all crammed inside, including various Japanese kids from Kenny’s circles, plus a girl who I used to flirt with online.

Long story short: back when I was single and unemployed, I used to spend an inordinate amount of time at makeoutclub.com hitting on nerdy and indie girls (this also where I learned about the term “emo” before it became some big, and very annoying thing). Anyway, of the many dozens and dozens of girls I used to talk with (and that’s a very conservative generalization) was this one girl who was into just then burgeoning alternative porn scene. Needless to say, I found her fascinating, (course anyone who willing passed along pics of their boobs was on my a list in no time… hey what can I say? I was lonely and bored at the time). At one point, I was going to attend some sex party that she had invited me to, but I chickened out at the last minute, and it was a good thing since afterwards she noted the high concentrate of assholish guys who would just grab anyone girls ass, even though they were clearly too busy to defend themselves, at least those in the middle of giving a blowjob (which I guess is a rude thing to do in such an occasion). Things fizzled out quickly thereafter due to some argument we got regarding an Onion parody pie chart in which she claimed that it was her that was being referenced, though I still say here generic name (at least for a dominatrix) meant it could have serioulsy been anybody.

Back to Friday night: once the store became too hot and too crowded inside, the three of us decided to head back to the Cake Shop. Though along the way we stopped into a cukcake shop since we spotted June and the rest of her party enjoying desert, so after talking for a while, and cooling down, it was finally back to the Meathaus party which by then was in full motion. Got to see Farel again, which is always a treat; the guy will always be one of my very best friends and is just plain awesome. There plenty of others from the Meathaus crew on hand of course, including Mu Wen Pan, Chris McDonald, and Rob Donnelly, plus Abby, Jenny, and even my roommate Stehpy. Also chatted with the guy who runs the Comic Legal Defense fund, though I forget his name (nice guy though). Found out that Roger has a new job, working at Moby’s restaurant, and discovered that as a boss, the guy’s sort of a pussy (gee, big surprise there, huh?). We didn’t stick around long since, you know, the con was the next day…
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As for the show, it was entirely as expected: an avalanche of awesome books, minis, and zines. In terms of the quality of the work that was available, it technically wasn’t the best year ever (though much of it was still strong nonetheless) but on a personal side, it was easily the most fun. Among the highlights (as well as some of the stuff I got)….

- The very first thing I got was Bryan Lee O’Malley’s very much long awaited Scott Pilgrim Vol. 2, which isn’t even in stores till tomorrow. O’Malley was super nice and even did a small sketch for my copy (everyone, including MK was gushing over theirs… and I did too). And the “I’m a Scottaholic” button was pretty keen was well. I got the sense that he really digs talking with folks familiar with Canada; I’m not from the Great White North, but I went there often while living in Washington, plus I still enjoy its television.

- I also snagged volume 2 of Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles and finally got to meet Neil Swaab who both MK and Robin know from the Syracus comics connection (which is also from where Nicholas Gurewitch hails from). Neil was super, super nice and I actually snagged a special MoCCA edition of the book that’s limited to only 30 copies! I’m lucky #20.

- Abby was there with her collected Dolltopia, as well as her boyfriend Matt Loux with his new book F-Stop which I finally picked up. He even drew me a cute pic of Link fighting the level 1 dragon boss from the very first Legend of Zelda (and in the very same style as he appears in its instruction manual).

- I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I am Tim Kelly‘s biggest fan. I just absolutely love his comics, which IMHO some of the funniest stuff out there, plus I really enjoy his style. This year’s show he had something a bit different, something more serious; a comic all about his daughter who has autism, which was both humorous and even touching.

- Naturally, Dave, Raina, John, and Marion had their table crammed with tons ‘o stuff, including the latest Quicken Forbidden and the newest Take Out. And Toby and Dalton had their own table; I got the collected Punish the Dead, which was highlighted in a now famous LiveJournal thread, and the one book I was worried that would be sold out by the time I got around to getting a copy of my own.

- Another super friendly guy, even by comic book people standards? Jim Rugg, the guy behind Street Angel. And once I revealed that I was MK’s boyfriend (the guy is like a super fan of Catfight), he outright refused to take my money for issue 1.

- Yet another ultra nice guy? Jim Mahfood, who simply gave me his latest comic, Felt, once he found out that I we shared a connection with Farel (hey, everyone just loves Farel). Plus, I think he was just happy to know that someone really dug that Spider Man at the beach story that he did a few years ago.

- Speaking of Farel, he had another awesome shirt for sale, but MK managed to grab the last one. But the guy promises to send me another one once he makes more later this summer. And I really can’t complain since he gave me a beautiful silkscreen print that I have to get framed (along with another nice big one he gave me for my birthday a few years back).

- Jordan Cooper was at the con, and was kind enough to pass along a CD of his instrumental music. He also had for sale a mocumentary about a fake cartoonist that I picked up.

- Jamie Tanner is another friend of MK and Robin’s, and had a new book on hand. Besides being an all around super nice guy (yeah, I know I’ve said that too much already, but I can’t help it if its true), the dude already has 1,000 cool points for doing a comic about a penguin that’s a crime scene photographer with a sexual fetish.

- There’s always a mountain of comics at MoCCA to sift through and it’s impossible to get everything that looks interesting, so one has to be selective. For me, if its supposed to be funny, and if it can make me laugh out loud in a heartbeat, then I have to get it. The one book that got the best reaction out of me was easily Robert Ullman‘s Squirrel Boy. I have the guy’s previous minis, which is basically just pin up pics of cute bikini babes (and good ones at that), but this one is his first all ages book and is one of those comics that has a punch-line so funny that I can’t help but crack up each time I see it.

- Someone who’s work that I’m rapidly becoming a big fan of is Alec Longstreth. Not only are his comics awesome, but… wait for it…. he’s simply such a rad guy (plus someone whom I would love to hang out with as well). He had a few new things available, including a zine that’s all about the Dvorak keyboard.

I also got some issues of Soft Smooth Brain, a series of jam minis, and Pencil Fight, a zine that’s along the vien of Giant Robot and Super 7, from Alec’s buddy Bwana Spoons.

- Perhaps the only really big low point for me was the weather. To put it lightly, I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND THIS MOTHERFUCKING WEATHER. If there’s one thing that I’ve always done my very best to avoid is complaining about the weather, since in my mind its rather pointless given that its totally out of anyone’s hands, yet here I am, doing what I always said would be the first true sign of “being old”. I just can’t help it; I’ve been so frustrated by the uncooperative that I just want to scream sometimes (or maybe punch something).

So MK & I had a small get together, a BBQ planned at my place after the show on Saturday. The idea was to invite just a small group of friends to give them a chance to eat up and rest; I never made a formal announcement since I wanted a light gathering and not a full borne party, though when I mentioned it to a few folks, word did spread and eventually it was more than a just few people who knew about it. Even John mentioned that by Saturday afternoon it was taking shape as the happening party.

And of course, by the end of the day, it started to rain. At first, I thought about outright canceling it, but MK insisted that we still give it a try. Once the rain tapered off, I began to get cautiously optimistic and mentioned it was on again, but only to a select few close friends. I then headed home early to make last minute preparations, and while at the grocery store to get some essentials, it began to poor again. By the time I got home, tired and frustrated, plus soaking wet after hauling tons of of bread, soda, and ice across ten blocks, I called it off once more. At the very least, things did taper off later in the evening and we both got to watch the fireworks display over downtown Brooklyn (they were setting things up for the 4th of July I would have to assume).

As for my aggressive tendencies, I was able to kick the shit out of some random loafs of bread that were just lying in the middle of the street the very next morning. And yes, it made me feel like a man.

- On day one of the con, I showed up in my Dark Side of the Garden t-shirt from Threadless. As mentioned earlier, I’ve known about Threadless for some time now, but finally bought a few due to the big sale they just had, and wouldn’t you know, the company is also the hottest thing as of late thanks to recent mentions in Wired and other media outlets. So to avoid looking like a goof with a shirt that every one else is wearing, I brought a “back-up”shirt just in case. Pretty ridiculous huh? Well it was totally unnecessary since I was the only one who had the shirt, which was quite a hit with folks. It even helped to sell a copy of Catfight because one guy wanted to know what the shirt was about.

The next day I wore my Consumable shirt, not worrying the same thing could happen, yet it did; Steve alerted me “Dude, there’s some fat guy wearing the same exact shirt!” and a few minutes later, our paths crossed. The expected “Dude, we’re wearing the same exact shirt!” comments were said, but the guy felt it necessary to drag the conversation well beyond 17 seconds that it was only due for a few more completely unnecessary and rather uncomfortable minutes. When Steve later said “Sorta ruins it, huh?” I had to agree.

- And yes, there were some video game people at the show.

I ran into Raina (Lee) on Sunday who informed me that I-Up #4 will finally be available at SPX (thank God, I figured I’d never see my story in print!). Plus Nick Fortugno and Ranjit Bhatnagar from gameLab was also checking things out; they were there primarily to support Amy Kim Ganter who works at gameLab as an illustrator and animator.

- Perhaps the biggest surprise was getting some minis from Chris Duffy, the senior comics editor at Nick Mag. He also brought up the topic of my old children’s story Johnny & Julia vs. the Sun and wondered what the fuck has happened to it. More than anyone else, Chris seems to be the only guy who remembers and still cares to see it come to completion. And at this point, I almost only want to see it finished just for Chris. Though I’m sure Dave would be thrilled if I was done with it as well.

- Okay, actually the biggest surprise was seeing an old friend. As I said, what makes MoCCA is awesome because you almost always get to see a long lost friend for the first time in ages, and this year it was Gerard Way. Yeah, the singer of My Chemical Romance.

I actually went to school with Gerard; he attended SVA for cartooning. I was never super close to Gerard, but always thought he was a swell, and really funny, guy, in addition to being extremely talented; Gerard was easily one of the best from the class and many expected him to be easily successes in comics. He had a band back then, and stuck with music once school was over, but I had lost contact with him, like everyone else, shortly afterwards.

Not too long ago, Joe had mentioned a band that was starting to make major waves, and that it was being fronted by an old college buddy of ours,. And not much later Dave mentioned “Dude, remember Gerard? He was on MTV last night!” So I was naturally curious to see how he’s been doing, and more to the point, if he remembered who the hell I was, and when I saw him at MoCCA he clearly did. It was definitely nice to see that he was as warm and friendly was he was back them, as well as to hear that I was included along with Dave, Joe, and Farel as the only guys from back in the day that he “gives a damn about”.

- Aside from Gerard, the only other big celeb at the show was Michel Gondry, who was there with his son who’s really into comics. And given that Gondry is French, I would have to assume that he was more than a passing interest in them as well. As awesome as it would have been to say hi to him, I just didn’t have anything good to say, other than maybe “It’s so awesome that you love Back to The Future as much as you do.” so I didn’t feel like bothering the guy.

Oh, and I didn’t see David Cross this time around.

- So the “Matt Hawkins Anthology” continues to build momentum. When I asked Katie Skelly (who aside from making uber cute comics, is one of the main reasons why MK & I are seeing each other, in a six degree sort of way) if she would be interested in contributing, she gave the most enthusiastic yes of everyone I had asked. I also promised her the chance to stop by my place in Brooklyn sometime this summer and tell her all my crazy stories. And I feel that I must also mention that I just love Robin’s impression of Katie saying, in regards to me, “He’s so angry!!!”

- Aside for the shitty weather and the subsequent cancellation of the BBQ, the only true downer was the lack of Todd Webb. As mentioned before, Todd had a nasty car accident which kept him stuck at home, and everyone knows that the guy just loves going to shows and sharing his comics. Thankfully Dave came up with the idea of passing along a sketchbook for folks to draw get well wishes, so that should further prove how much he was missed. Hopefully he’ll be in tip-top shape for this year’s SPX. I still love the drawing he did of me at last year’s MoCCA (which oddly enough was done three years from now).

And hopefully at this year’s SPX I’ll finally have a comic of my own. I know, I know, promises, promises…. but if I want to get this anthology to happen, I have to make something happen…

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06/10/2005

“I can?t wait for Q-bert to show up with a script.”

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

- So I didn’t go to the chip tunes show on Wednesday night, and I had to miss last night’s synesthesia thing at Eyebeams (which is a real shame since I so wanted to hear someone fax philosophical about Rez that actually had credentials… hopefully George was able to make and can fill in on the details).

But hey, at least my Threadless order finally came in yesterday! They just had a huge sale where every shirt was ten bucks, so I got one for Dave as a birthday gift, one for MK, and a few for myself, including the brilliant Darth Loves Gardening t-shirt.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: for a guy who hates Brooklyn so much, what’s the deal with me now dressing like one? What can I say… a cool shirt is a cool shirt, and if emo hipster-fags dig them too, there’s not much I can do about that. They pride in taking over and ruining whatever’s cool and interesting by “making it” into their own, and I’m not going to squelch my affinity for wacky shirts that’s been around since I was five.

And at least I’m wearing some shirt that cost $5 back in ’85 but cost some retard in DUMBO $45 at some trendy vintage clothing shop. That and playing in a kickball league. Plus, I’ve known about Threadless way before Wired covered them, due to my YayHooray connection, so that’s that.

BTW, Dave and Raina share the same birthday, and this is what I ended up getting her.

- On the subject of Studio Ghibli, I forgot to mention a whiles back that there’s a Miyazaki and Takahata retrospective going on at MOMA.

I missed the premiere of Howl’s Moving Castle on Monday night, and I might have to pass on everything else due to all the stuff going on this month. Plus the eight or so movies that I already have tickets for in the Subway Cinema film fest (and counting).

- There’s a ton of movie news flying about as of late; I know that Goonies 2 was rejected by Warner Bros, which I think is good news since I, like most people with brains and taste, are sick of Hollywood pissing on the legacy of classics by creating shitty sequels driven by easy nostalgia-tinted money.

- I also know that the Watchmen movie got its plugged pull by Paramount, which I also think is not such a bad thing. I generally don’t mind translations from comics to film or television and any changes that might come about, but the reason why Watchmen is so utterly brilliant, and is still to this day in mind the ultimate comic book (though note that I didn’t say it was the best ever), is because it tells a story and themes revolves around a subject matter thats is inherent to its medium by utilizing almost every facet of its form to its advantage, to the point that the same story could not be told any other way, both dramatically or even sensibly so.

Basically a movie, no matter how big the budget or how long would not be able to recapture the essence, and Watchmen is truly not some ordinary super hero comic. Plus I also hear that the script was pretty bad, with many characters not being true to form. Then again, that’s hardly surprising since I doubt any studio will green light a movie where one of the main characters is a guy who’s totally blue and naked for most of the story. Perhaps a girl, but definitely not a guy.

On a side note, you wouldn’t believe how disgusted I was to find out that the majority of my cartooning class at SVA hadn’t read Watchmen (and this was like final year too). I mean seriously, what the hell?!

- Then there’s the Simpsons movie which is finally happening. Great. Sorry but no Conan O’Brien or Brad Bird means no sale for me.

- This is sorta old news, but I totally missed it the first time around, but thanks to (coworker) Steve, here’s a rundown of all live action Transformers film thus far. And Jesus Christ does it sound like a mess.

I guess it’s turning into one huge clusterfuck thanks to the movie studio, the script writer, and Hasbro the toy company not being able to agree on anything. I know I just said that I don’t generally mind changes during translations, and even though I was pissed with the idea of Soundwave not being a boombox, I could still somewhat begrudgingly understand. But a fucking helicopter?

- Last night I was talking to Rob, and he seems to be the only other person on earth, besides MK, who has even heard of Mike Judge’s new movie, which is about a guy who wakes up in the year 3001 to discover that he’s the smartest person on earth, but only by default since everyone has gotten so stupid at that point. I didn’t know till this Rob mentioned it, but Luke Wilson is going to be in it, which totally kicks ass.

- And its seems as if Robert Rodriguez’s new movie The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl might be being facing a lawsuit by the real Shark Boy himself.

He’s a indie pro-wrestler who’s been going by the name Shark Boy for sometime now and is trying to stop the film from hitting theaters (a bit late I’m afraid) and owe up to copyright infringement. Considering how the makers of Monster cables went around suing everyone for using the word monster, including Disney for Monster Inc, and actually won, I think Shark Boy might just have a chance. And as retarded as frivolous lawsuits are, I’m actually a fan of Shark Boy and sorta want to see him win something.

- So Microsoft is still having trouble selling the rights for the Halo movie, mainly because Microsoft seems to be annoying the fuck out of everyone.

On Monday they sent a guy dressed like Master Chief, the game’s main character, to each movie studio with a script in hand (which was written by the guy who wrote 28 Days Later for one million dollars) and had the studio’s executives read the whole thing while the guy dressed in the space marine outfit waited in the lobby. Afterwards they were told of MS’s demand, which are pretty crazy even by the standards of Hollywood execs.

My favorite quote from one of the less than impressed studio staffer: “I can?t wait for Q-bert to show up with a script.”

- Speaking of games and movies, here’s some of the latest released for the PSP:

Hey, that’s cool and all, but the ratio between games and movies for the PSP is starting to get embarrassing. Though I have to admit, its nice to see some genuinely good stuff get on the platform (especially this one), and not just stupid Michael Bay action crapfests (even though the PSP owners who are in it for just the movies is the ideal audience sadly).

- Meanwhile, on the DS, a system which is seriously looking better and better every day, here’s a new movie for New Super Mario Bros. The game looks totally hot; I’ve been wanting a 2D Mario game with 3D graphics since forever.

- While still on the topic of Nintendo, here’s a totally awesome looking GBA game from the makers of Pokemon called Screw Breaker.

- Something else I forgot to mention before, but was reminded of since word just came out that its being pushed back to August, a shooter/RPG by the name Sigma Star Saga.

First a shooter/fighter, now a shooter/RPG. Where’s the shooter/dancing game? And I’m serious.

- And while still on the topic of Namco, for those who haven’t seen it, here’s the cover to We Love Katamari Damacy:

I love hearing how in this new game, the King of Cosmos will not only berate you for messing up but he’ll shoot lasers out his eyes. Plus you can even dance around to avoid them!

- This in from insert credit: Sega has a new cell phone game out that’s actually from Segagaga, the simulation game in which you ran Sega that came out for the Dreamcast in Japan (and I title that I’ve obsessed with for some time now). The Sega Saturn is actually an end boss. Oh man…

- Finally, it seems that absolutely no one knows about or has heard of LVHRD, that ultra-?ber hipster secret society. Either that or no one’s talking…

Anyway, that event on Monday night that I mentioned which I though about crashing but didn’t, simply because I had much better things to do, was an undies only video game competition, and here are the pics. So they had it at Barcade, the arcade/bar in Willamsburg, a place which I have done my best to avoid. Now you see why I find these folks so insufferably annoying?!?!

And for those of you who think its immature to make fun of people online, or giving them attention in the first place, all I can say is that I’ve had a super stressful week and right now I feel like goofing on dipshit hipsters in their underwear. Nuff said.

Anyway, catch you at Joe’s art opening/the Meathaus party/MoCCA/the BBQ this weekend!

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There’s like a billion things going on and I’m officially overwhelmed. And with so many things to attend to, why not waste some precious time with another (hopefully brief) entry?

- As a freelancer, I’ve done jobs and have gotten paid by a wide variety of clients. Everyone from SpongeBob SqurePants (Nick Mag) to some creepy Sopranos-esque ex-Mafioso type from New Jersey (for a flash based dated sim for young girls… its a long story). Now I can add Larry Flint to the list.

Yup, I received a check from the man behind Hustler, Barely Legal, and Oreintiails (God I fucking love that name) late last week. Why? Not many people know this, but in addition to the hundreds of porno publications Flint puts out, there’s also one solitary video game magazine. That magazine? Tips & Tricks, which recently asked for permission to reprint one of the photos of the AVS I took a few weeks ago. So look for it in their Retro Corner section (my fave part of the mag BTW) in the July issue next month.

- So all of sudden interest, I have quite a few friends taking an interest in my art. In addition to folks like MK wanting me to get back into comics, there’s Joe who recently suggested that I gather some of my cartooning buddies and have them illustrate some of my stories, which personally would be totally awesome. Then there’s my roommate Stephy who just saw my more fine arty stuff from SVA for the first time and now she wants me to get back into that again. It was suggested that I paint all of the walls in one of the bathrooms with my stuff, which sounds like fun…

- Speaking of comics, the MoCCA art fest is finally taking this upcoming weekend. Like every year, I’ll be there the whole show, and this time I’ll be lending a hand to MK at her table. It’ll probably be the hot ticket in town yet again, which means an abundance of awesome books. Though unfortunately it also translates to a poorly ventilated building packed to the gills with people, and everyone’s sure to be getting all sweaty and stuff, especially since it’s finally hot and sunny out (and though thank God, I was getting pretty sick of the constant rain, and I’m a guy who grew up in Washington state). At least the weather will be perfect for the BBQ MK and I have planned for on Saturday night for the friends that’ll be town.

- Unfortunately, Todd Webb more than likely won’t be attending due to a recent car accident, though hopefully the Adventures of Pete & Pete DVD that MK & sent as a get well gift will keep him in some good spirits. But at least Farel will be back in town, which is always a cause for celebration. Hell, I’ll probably even stop by the Meathaus pre-MoCCA bash on Friday night despite my rather…. tenuous relations with the outfit. And hey, Mu Wen should also be there to help tear shit up.

- But before all that, and just around the corner (which is also where PixelJump HQ resides), I’ll be attending the opening reception party for Live Fast, a rock and roll clothing shop which commissioned Joe to do artwork for, both outside and all inside the store. It’s been Joe’s main project for the past weeks, hence why I haven’t heard from the guy in a while, so it’ll be nice to have a chance to plan our Coney Island visits face to face.

- But that’s not all for this week! On Wednesday is another chiptunes event at the Knitting Factory. You can find all the necessary info right here. This I’m gonna try my best to catch this one since I really haven’t heard any of the performers, aside from Bit Shifter. On Dan Deacon’s site there’s a hot dog with cowboy boots on and a cane, so consider me a fan already.

… Oh real quick, props to Brian at click-stick for passing along some YMCK mp3s this weekend!…

- Plus on Thursday is a panel discussion on synesthesia at Eyebeams. I’m always interested in hearing about the subject, but I’m most interesting in finding out what Dr. Eugenie Shinkle, a “game theorist of Sega?s Rez/K-Project Lecturer in Photographic Theory and Criticism, University of Westminster ” has to say.

- Back to MoCCA, I really should be saving my money for the show since I know I’m going to be spilling a good $150+ on books, minis, and maybe a few shirts. But its been struggle holding onto my cash with the big Play-Asia summer sale going on. The worst is battling the need to pick up obscure PSone imports which I’ve been told are shitty but are still enticing due to concept alone. I mean, when’s the next time I’ll get a chance to purchase a sky diving simulation?

Though its not just comics and video games that I have to worry about sucking all my cash…

- Its that time of year again. My most favorite time of year actually. No, not MoCCA, but the Subway Cinema’s Asian Film Festival is finally here.

I’m a pretty big film enthusiast, but I’ve barely gone to the theaters this year. At this point last year, I went to the theater about 30-40 times (no joke), but for 2005 its been less than half a dozen. Well that all changes this month; I’ve gone through the schedule and have more or less decided upon the films that I have to see, and with so much good stuff this time around (each year the fest gets bigger and better), I’m looking to spend about $100 on tickets for myself alone.

On that list of stuff to see…

“a handicapped version of Taxi Driver”

the real deal Godzilla beat the shit out of that fake-ass US phoney

some 9 year old girl being haunted by a 60 foot tall doppelganger

some down and out boxer who lets people punch him in the face for a full minute or two for just $10

that mix of FLCL and Who Framed Roger Rabbit that I mentioned before (actually more Waking Life than Roger Rabbit now that I think about it)

some med student who’s homework assignment is to cut up a cadaver, which happens to be his dead girlfriend

the Filipino equivalent of Spider-Man….

and a movie where “love means never having to kill your wife more than five or six times”

- And speaking of movies, I just found out that K.I.T.T. in the upcoming wasn’t going to originally talk. Seriously, WTF?!?! I hate to jump on the bandwagon, but God bless David Hasselhoff…

… By the way, want to know the reason why I’m screwing around not doing real work? Well I’m at SVA, and my office is normally an icebox due to the super strong AC, which has made me wear a sweatshirt at all times, even when it was a nice comfortable 70 degrees outside. And all of a sudden doesn’t work, and on the day that we really need it. So it’s like 90 in here and I’m too tired and sticky to do any real work. Good times…

- One final thing… ever heard of LVHRD? Forget MySpace, screw Willamsburg, fuck those annoying kickball teams that are popping up all over Brooklyn; there’s something even worse. Much worse.

Doing a Google search will only reveal small bits and pieces of this ultra secretive, coolest of the cool, trendiest of the trendy sect of art-farty hipsters in NYC which have been described as “part private club, part flashmob, part creative salon, part social experiment”. Basically, its pretty much the ultimate embodiment of everything that I hate about people in my generation/in my field of interest/in my geographical area/in general.

So anyway, I won’t reveal the specifics, but I’m in possession of the fine details regarding their upcoming event, which is a strictly invite affair, and takes place tonight. And I’m seriously entertaining the notion of maybe crashing the party. What do I have to risk? Looking like an asshole? HA!

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