September 2004

09/22/2004

In The Heavens Above…

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

So Katamari Damacy didn’t come out yesterday after all. Big surprise, huh? I got the same ol’ “call back tomorrow” response, though now I understand that almost no one got theirs in on the day it was expected. But it’s just as well; it would have been hell dealing with the long lines at EB (or Gamestop) for the Star Wars DVD that also came out yesterday.

Speaking of, I went to the LucasArts event yesterday morning. They were in town to show off the nine million Star Wars games coming out. I only sat to check out Battlefront which wasn’t that bad. I really appreciate the fact that there are two separate campaigns, one for each trilogy. I simply cannot stand how every Star Wars game that takes place in the classic trilogy now has to have at least one stupid Naboo vehicle or Gungan running around.

Normally whenever I go to a press event on the behalf of Nick, it’s hard to find an excuse to check games out then they’re clearly not in the Nick Mag demographic. But in this case, it made for a short visit, which I was happy about (not much later in the afternoon I was scheduled to give a speed to my boss Kate’s production class, since they’re all doing video games for their senior projects). But I felt bad leaving since I got the feeling that the only reason why people were stopping by was to snag a copy of the DVDs which I predicted was being given away, and they were.

Despite my strong distaste over what has been done to the films, I’m at least glad I don’t have to make Lucas any richer to appease my curiosity. I have to admit, it is nice to have a pristine DVD quality version of The Empire Strike Back (stupid change with the Emperor and all). And as bad as the new special effects still are…. the exchange of gun fire between Hand and Greedo does indeed look better, as does the new CGI Jabba, but he still doesn’t fit in the scene… there is one change I really did wish they made, and that’s changing the name of the poor fat X-Wing pilot who dies at the end of the first film to anything but “Porkins”.

I really wanted to sit and watch all three films, but I just have too much stuff to do nowadays. Besides the aforementioned press junket and public appearance, there’s still my regular day job which now is getting heavy on the website side of things. And of course, I’m still polishing the design specs for SB, doing the same for the book proposal, plus figure out what I’m going doing for PSX, and finish writing a letter for a friend that’s taken me forever to finish (whenever I almost get done, I get sidetracked, stuff happens, then I have to start from scratch). And that’s on top of trying to keep abreast of all the breaking news from the world of games, which there was plenty of yesterday, with the top item (at least in my book) being the first bits of info regarding Mizuguchi’s new game for the PSP, Lumines.

Last night, and at the last minute, I found out that Lemony Snicket was making an extremely rare public appearance, but I actually passed on it. I was just tired of juggling a million things (I also blew off a show by Ex-BDFer, Brian Klunk) so I had a nice quite dinner in Brooklyn with a someone I hadn’t seen in a long time. It was quite nice, and the total opposite of the night before…

I really don’t like to talk about my personal, personal life here, but the thing is, I am currently without a mate. So I’ve been pretty busy doing the whole dating thing this summer, and actually, I’ve been on quite a few. Unfortunately, while most seem to go fairly well in my book, things never seem to go very far for reasons unbeknownst to myself. While I’m not going to provide a list of all such situations (though if I did, the time I tried dating a lesbian would be on the very top), I will say that on the night prior, Monday, was by far the most ridiculous.

Long story short, I met my date at a bar (perhaps the only one in NYC that I truly enjoy) for some drinks to help break the ice. Things started off great; the conversation was fast and loose, and everything was going great. Then I took her to what I feel is the best Italian restaurant in the city. Again, we were both having a good time, and things could not have gone any better…. that was until she found out I was an Aries. No big deal, right? Not to her… she started to genuinely freak out. “I can’t believe I always attract Aries!”

At first I thought she was joking around, but I would eventually realize that she was deadly serious. I tried to lighten the mood by talking about the time I was a telephone psychic while in college, but seemed to makes things worse. You’ll have to excuse me if I find all of the astrology stuff mumbo-jumbo. Anyway, the date was ruined, and even now I don’t know why I simply didn’t walk away instead of hanging in there till the very uncomfortable end.

The thing is, it’s one thing to get rejected by women for “real” reasons (“you’re not my type, you’re too much of a nerd, you’re fat,” etc.), but when the reasons are so bizarre and retarded, one can’t help but feel frustrated. Though, it all goes to prove that one should always listen to their instincts. If a girl sounds sorta nuts on the phone, she probably is in real life.

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09/21/2004

Well? It IS Smaller

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

So late last night here in America (and sometime in the morning in Japan) the ?PSTwo? was finally unveiled to the public?

All I can say is that I’m amazed that Sony was able to take an already chintzy looking system and make it look even more fragile. What the hell happened to the guy who designed the PSOne? Now that was the epitome of brilliant design. But the PSTwo looks like one of those cheap South Asian imports that look like 32-bit consoles but have hardwired Famicom games?

? Well at least it is smaller. Plus it?s a top loader, which I guess is good in the sense that it might be a bit more durable than the stock PS2. But there?s also an external power brink, a la the GameCube, and? get this? no expansion bay. That?s right, there?s no room for the hard drive. Anyone who thinks that Final Fantasy XI players have been left in the dust is insane (I simply do not believe reports of no HDD support); I?m sure an external HD will be announced any minute now, if it hasn?t been done so already, but it still just makes the system look more of a mess than it does already.

But the real reason why people staying up well past their bedtimes for was for some new info related to the PSP. And guess what? There was none really, other than the price, which if I?m not mistaken, was not actually announced at the Sony event, but later on via a press release (it?s assumed they were so taken aback by Nintendo?s announcement of a $150 price point for the DS that same morning, they had? I dunno? think it over?). So now it?s set at $300. Jesus Christ. And the funny thing, is it will still sell. But better than the DS? Hard to tell.

Sony gave a complete run down of all the games that would be available, and of course, plenty of heavy hitters were listed. But were have any of these games on hand? Nope..

Well there was one title on hand, but it is believed that it wasn?t actually running off the unit?

BTW, credit goes to GAFer Sho Nuff for the awesome pics.

As for the event as a whole, I think another GAFer, metsallica, put it best?

“I stayed up until 5AM to see a shot of puyo-game-#4983948324 running on PSP? /ends self.

THANKS SONY.”

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09/21/2004

He Jerks Off To Roller Coasters

by Matthew Edward Hawkins

I spent most of the weekend working on the book proposal, as well as re-familiarizing myself with my own game (it’s been a while since I’ve even touched the concept document for…. right now, I think I’ll just call it SB). Yesterday I sat down with the person who will be handling all the programming aspects, and went over the concept, core gameplay, controls, inspiration, etc. and he seems totally interesting. After years of not being able to go further, I’m glad to see that it finally might happen (at least I hope).

Despite the ever-increasing pile of work, I was able to blow off some steam, here and there. I caught Respecto Montolban on Saturday night. It was a pretty strong show (though from Respecto, it always is), despite the absence Jackie Clarke. Like any improv shows, all of the sketches are based upon an audience member’s suggestion. This time, Respecto asked for a life changing event, or something to the effect. Right before I could yell out “circumcisions” someone up front said “wearing white the day after labor day”, or something to the effect. Pretty lousy theme if I don’t say so myself, but the team did manage to get some use out of it (though it wasn’t easy). Later, they asked for “the awesome-est person in the audience” and some guy up front (the one who gave the really lame suggestion I think) jumped onstage and was interviewed by Chad Carter. Carter, who will always be Kenny Woodson in my eyes, did his best to get something interesting from the kid (he was a 10th grader) but that too was tough. Yeah, so maybe he was just nervous, but if you’re going to walk on stage to let everyone know that you are indeed the most awesome, you had better be fucking interesting. Anyway, they built a decent sketch out of his answers, which culminated in a gag that implies he jerks off to posters of roller coasters.

I ended up staying for the show after called The Soundtrack by the group Mother. The basic premise is audience members bring in their own music CDs, tracks are then selected and played, and the group (who are totally unaware of what has been selected) bases their sketches on what they hear. I had with me a mix CD of video game music complied by Dave in which I helped gather resources for. They ended up using quite a bit of Hip Tanaka tunes (stuff from Kid Icarus and Metroid, of course). As for the show, it was simply “okay.”

I also saw some movies this past weekend. Once again… I know it’s been said at least a few times that I was going to go over all the films I’ve watched the past few summer months in some huge monster post. But this was to be done in the event of nothing happening on my end, which clearly has not been the case, especially as of late.

So anyway, real quick I saw Hero which was good. Though I really can’t understand why there were still people in the audience who were giggling at all the long extended jumping and walking on water the characters performed. Okay, I understood the reaction during Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but come on…. welcome to 2000. Also, I can’t understand all the complaints regarding the “lack of fighting” in Hero… it’s nothing but swordplay!

Plus I saw Shaun of the Dead, which was simply awesome. I think it might be my favorite zombie movie of all time. And those Brits… they know their comedy. I’ll probably still catch it when it opens in American theaters this weekend.

And I sill can’t find anyone to see Resident Evil 2 with me….

One last thing: as predicted, EB totally dropped the ball. After days of getting the same “it’s on it’s way” bullshit reply regarding the status of Dog’s Life, I broke down and picked it up at Best Buy instead. So when I went into the EB to get my pre-order amount refunded, the woman who handled the transaction (and the one who’s been giving me the most trouble on the phone) gave me a look that was beyond icy. I guess she’s pissed over all the “trouble” they had to go through to get just one game, and the person who wanted it no longer does, so now they’re “stuck” with a game that no one’s ever heard of and no one will every buy. Boo. Fuckin’. Hoo.

Tomorrow, Katamari Damacy finally comes in, and as I’ve said before, they had better have it, or I will literally knock over a magazine rack.

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